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Now this gives me an idea. Traditionally, I name my characters in Roguelikes after touhous, but X-Com with touhous.............

100 MORALE

LET'S DO THIS

>>6820544
They all die, oh god.
Make it X-com with faeries. They will respawn anyway. Also, keep the record of how many times they die.

A slick looking guy with a brifcase full of cash and a wall of muscular, faceless men.

I'm about to be raped, aren't I.

>>6820578
It's not rape if you get paid.

>>6820544
welp I started a game and reimu was the first off the ship and died in one step. Oh X-Com~

>>6820624

Wait.

Wait.

How did you get a soldier named Raymoo?

>>6820662
it's very complicated when you view your soldiers you click on their name and then you press backspace until the old name and then type your own.
RIP Reimu, you 6 foot tall hispanic man

Our heroes ladies and gentlemen

>>6820688
I hope you brought enough body bags.

>>6820688

Sounds like you're ready for a terror mission.

>>6820688
Alice for first confirmed kill. We can with this, I'm sure of it!

I only use the manliest names for my rookies.

Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank

Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese

Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefgnaw
Smash Lampjaw

Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpeck
Rip Steakface

Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Rip Sidecheek
Punch Sideiron

Gristle McThornBody
Slake Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck

Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefrock
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody

Big McLargeHuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Pack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef

>>6820731
I was trying to shoot under brush and well... Alice has shot Sakuya. Presumably for getting to close to Marisa.
Our first death is friendly fire.

>>6820746

Now you're going to have to put her down.

>>6820746
Welp, Sanae was killed by a sectoid from out of nowhere while investigating the crashed ship and Sakuya, as mentioned, got to cozy with Marisa and was shot by Alice.
Of course Alice, having entered some sort of strange cuckold bloodlust proceeded to kill the remaining two sectoids.
Now to figure out who will replace the fallen...

>>6820739

Fucking saved.

>Big McLargeHuge

Fucking DOUBLE saved. That's the perfect name for my TERRIFYING ROOKIE, picture related.

The RNG taketh like a fucker, but on occasion, oh how does she give.

if you turn your rookies in the cockpit around you can look out the skyranger's window

Odd, this thread. I've had an idea for an X-COM/Touhou crossover for a while now.

Pic related, the general sentiment at X-COM.

This makes me want to start a Steel Panthers campaign with touhous as the section leaders and tank commanders.

>>6820739
I too enjoy MST3K.

Man, I've beaten enemy unknown like 8 times.
And apocalypse like 6 times
And Interceptor on glorious windows 98, with a joystick a few times

I Learned how to use dosbox just so I could get enemy unknown working, shit is literally one of the most fun games ever made.

This is kind of embarassing. Usually I'm used to having at least a handful of my soldiers get promoted to squaddie after the first mission but anyone with any other combat experience was killed. Welp, looks like earth's only hope lies in one strange woman who loves playing with GI Joes.
God help us all.

Them ballas is in grove street territory.

>>6820812
>Panzer II

eeew

>>6820844
can your interceptors reach hawaii?

>>6820844
Marisa and Reimu have both managed to score kills!
Sadly, there is one complication...

Also I forgot to say: Build Laser Cannons (the one you can equip on aircraft) and sell them for lots of profit. Screw support coming from countries.

>>6820869
DID YOU RESEARCH MEDKITS YET?
YOU DID RIGHT?
RIGHT?

>>6820873

Priorities, man. We need laser rifles first. Then we can worry about not letting rookies die.

>>6820873
Laser Rifles nigga. they own.
Sadly Reimu is losing one HP per turn, so she will be leading the forces on the front line, much like the battalions of pike breakers of years gone by, sent first into battle as there was no other alternative (she's fucked)
>>6820871
I'll get them eventually.

>>6820843

I wanted to post something British, but I didn't see any on danbooru.

Found a universal carrier on pixiv, I am making this happen.

>>6820898
If you finish the battle fast enough she could still live ;_;

>>6820896
>>6820898
I know. I have the tech of this game ingrained into my memory.

If I wasn't busy as fuck I'd start a new game.

>>6820898
Damn dosbox's capture is balls. Looks like you won't see the DYNAMIC ACTION SHOTS where Alice proceeds to miss a sectoid (that will most likely kill her) and Reimue kill another herself. She'd have made captain for sure had she not scraped her knee like that.

Aww fuck, that's Alice on the floor right there.

>>6820918
It looks like she could not handle the pain of containing her bowel contents.

Great, thanks a lot. I feel like playing X-COM again. Now I'm going to be up all night watching my soldiers die horrible, horrible deaths.

>>6820918

>laser pistol

NOPE.

>>6820923
SHE WILL BE REMEMBERED IN THE SONG OF BARDS FOR DECADES TO COME.

Also Meiling somehow managed to shoot an alien (after about 40 missed shots) and Marisa shot and killed one in like two.
The clock is ticking for dear reimu

>>6820945

Reimu is a dude. You can't unsee it.

Wow, Reimu had an alien walk right into her in the ship, but it ran out of time units. Some how she didn't die. Also, all hail our new leader. I, for one, welcome our Shrine Maiden overlords.
And we only lost Remilia and Alice!

Of course we get a terror mission when we're working on a skeleton crew and broke as fuck (reimu is still getting band aids for her boo boo.)
This may be the end of attack force touhou.
also 420 wh0ah

since unlike ya'll bitches i'm PRO AS HELL and don't believe in save scumming here's one last chance to wish goodbye to Marisa, Meiling, Patchy, Cirno and Hina.
Godspeed you foolish hat enthusiasts...

>>6820987
forgot my image
Also STRONG was in my captcha, clearly this means cirno will lead us to victory?

giant health sponges, yes, but at least it's not fucking cyberdisks.

>>6820987
>save scumming
What a dumb term. Implying something derogatory even.

Oh my gooooooooooooooooooooo
My cursor is hovering over a floater that managed to kill both Marisa AND Hina. Then Meiling, with immense rage, charged and fired blindly at the floater managing to not only kill the floater but an unseen one behind it. Amazing

>>6821030
"Hong Meiling Has entered a martial trance."

>>6821040
Cirno just took a fucking plasma to the chest.
Truly the strongest

>>6821046

I love it when that happens. Not a single fuck is given.

You could of, you know, just taken off again. You lose rep sure but you lose less for landing and abandoning than outright ignoring.

Meiling is proving to be the breakout star of this abortion of an operation, scoring four kills, including one floater from across the map that was sure to kill Cirno.
Surely she won't die right after this post?

SUCK MY DICK
At the cost of two characters no one likes (who's marisa anyway?) we've successfully defended Dallas, bastion of democracy, true home of Gensokyo and thereby ensure the survival of the human race.
And no one was promoted, so forget all the heroics! Maybe next time Cirno will shoot Patchy "by accident", Alice did mention it's a great way to get promoted.

After offering many heathen prayers to our strange idol gods we have been gifted three new fresh virgins to sacrifice to the mighty volcano who whispers strange and terrible things at night.

Also, we have three laser rifles for our three squaddies (newbies get fucked) and just in time to investigate a crashed UFO

>>6821110
Things are off to a good start as Nazrin has shot an alien half way across the map through a window the size of a poptart box.

Also because I was asked, I just finished laser rifle (which I just started manufactoring) and am working towards med-kits. If you have any suggestions for research please tell me, I'm all ears! Currently I was planning on going Alien Alloy->Body Armor but if you have better ideas, speak up!

This will end in tragedy. You have my attention.

Flandre readies herself to be shot in the face upon entry. I suppose it's fair considering she got a kill via reaction shot herself.

also Nazrin's miracle shot was also into the second story. ~amazing~

this is why I hate the farm tileset. Shit like this happens, this fucker (who flandre miraculously hit) was hiding here somehow for the past 10 turns.

>>6821150
Armor is good. After that research alien grenades, they destroy everything until and are good for making impromptu entrances to buildings. After that go plasma all the way.

Don't worry guys, the new X-Com game will be rid of all the frustration.

I'm not sure if the hilly forested tileset is worse then the farm.
Actually it isn't because it doesn't have those fucking houses. Fuck those seriously.
Also since no one loves me I'm going for alien alloys next so our touhous have metal hats. Med kits are in production so your waifu won't die.

>>6821303
>rid of all fun

Seriously when I read about the game I just said "what" outloud. Why to completely miss the point of the franchise and are just trying to make a quick buck off the name.

I should play apocalypse, because of that DESTROY ENTIRE BUILDINGS gif.

I'd play silent storm but it won't run on win7.

Okay now, Nazrin gets two kills in two missions and gets promoted to sergeant. Meling has like 8 confirmed kills and five missions and is still a squaddie. this game man
>>6821297
alien grenades it is.
>>6821303
I can't wait until we run into the tar monsters and giant rings that are death rays.

It's 4am on a monday morning and I am f5ing a live report thread of a who knows how old game, an an anonymous imageboard not meant for that game, who's characters are named after flying magical little girls. Sigh.

>>6821348

hahaha right fucking there with you, anon. I've been doing it for years on /tg/, but this is a new low for me as well.

>>6821348

It's nearly 20 years old now. Came out in... 92 or 93, can't recall.

First night mission, going after a landed UFO.
Well, at least my pilot always manages to park my shit box in a corner or at least on one side. Wonder who'd be piloting this thing anyway?
Also for those concerned Reimu is out for like another 10 days or some shit. I guess we did need a new sergeant!

Hold your breath everyone

>>6821375
inb4 death

>Night Mission

you're already dead

Luckily, although Inaba is about as effective against sectoids as you'd expect a rookie, Meiling was around to clean up. But that was just round one

Once sectoid hiding in the nethervoid appear out of thin air and killed both Inaba and Meiling. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

We're off to our next operation, another small sized craft we shot down. Here's a shot of hispanic flandre in her new sexy metallic body suit. Also Nazrin and Patchy recieved a suit.

>>6821428
Also for those interested I'm playing on Genius difficulty, which is 4th of five (below superhuman)

>>6821397
>Meiling
ARGH

Update of current roster. All but the rookies have armor and all have themselves some good old fashioned laser rifles

Reimu returns after being on medical leave for over a month. I guess Erin gives good sponge baths or something.

>>6821348
>f5ing
You should get the 4chan extension for chrome. I'm sure we can get this to all sorts of low.

>>6821487
Things are starting to die down sadly. No terror missions, just routine kill UFO/Take crash site/rinse repeat. Hopefully we'll get some emotional deaths or something!

Well that was a close call. A floater shot at Mystia here but just as he shot the door shut. Almost tragedy.

>>6821536
Then Flandre was shot in the face point blank walking up some stairs, and Reimu was shot by the same floater shortly there after.
RIP

>>6821575
Terror mission in some Russian town, but I'm calling it a night. Mayhaps I will continue this in the future~

>>6821575
Nooooooooooo Reimuuuuuu!!

>>6821588
>さるの

Damn it, I can't seem to find a proper download of this game. the one I got had three language selections, none of them in english. A little help guys?

>>6821818
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=r2wxdbqa

>>6821818

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=hq819aqk

First result on /rs/, bro. Everything you need.

>>6821832

My thanks, kind anon.

Is this game really worth of playing?

>>6821933
Underage b&