/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Embrace for impact.

this is /jp/.....

Third

ok I'm here. wheres the party?

I was promised there'd be cake....

I'm here from /o/
I thought this party would be more... exciting...

Pathetic faggots; how are you in "love" with characters you know are fictional? So pathetic and sad.

>>6704299
the cake..... is a LIE!!!!!!!!

party hard
from wg

>>6704307
If I fall in love with a real girl /jp/ won't accept me.

Hello, visitors. Just post Touhou-related imagery and act really ironically and post sarcastic-sounding posts with lots of complaining, you'll fit right in.

>>6704307

This is an example of how NOT to troll /jp/. We've seen this a million times before, be more creative.

you better have

video games

sorry but /a/ is sucking moot's cook right now
oh and you are invited to the cock sucking party too

yeahhhh!!

/o/ here

do you guys have mods here because this is what /v/ is like

>>6704349
What the hell is /o/?

>>6704329
I'm not trying to troll. Every time I come here someone says "fucking maidu" and tells me I'm a troll. And I guess you could call me that, but I would really like to know how, it's so pathetic and sad.

Greetings from /v/, asscocks. This place needs more fucking BEARS!

>>6704357
/o/ is Auto
Aut/o/ I guess. Shit's for cars, yo.

/prn/ here

hey guys

Br/o/, posting a japanese car.

keep your /jp/ outta my /s/.... unless they are naked... and female....

/adv/ here.

/b/ here

/vp/ Here, Haunter is pleased there is a party

>>6704306
>>6704349
>>6704377

Three br/o/s, three tripfags. dead would be pleased.

>>6704353

>>6704373
i think you guys are just making shit up now god damn

Stop posting your spam on /an/. Board is so slow it takes a week for it not to be on the front page and by then you've posted another.

>>6704386
/v/ here, you're a fucking faggot.

/fit/ here

Sup betas.

Funny that /r9k/ didn't show up.

/co/ here. Here's a cartoon that was co-produced by Japan as a party gift.

/co/ here, ready for fucks and shits.

AND I'M ALL OUT OF SHITS

>>6704338
We've got video games. Do you have any otaku culture?

So wtf is going on at this party? WE NEED BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS...JAPANESSE HOOKERS!

/adv/ here, where are the prostitutes?

>>6704399
LOL animals are for fags anyway. Does anyone here like Touhou for the game part of it and not the moe girls ?

How about some Huey Lewis to set the mood?

>>6704388
>1.03MB
>same image
>10x the size

i think i was just trolled

/?/ Imforeveralone

/a/ here, posting cars for the br/o/s

I think what I dislike most about this isn't the threadflooding so much as the good-natured visitors from other boards here expecting GOOD TIMES WITH FRIENDS and cute pictures of hat-candy. They must be so disappointed.

>>6704353
Actually, they only do their jobs when someone calls them out.

/v/ here

toohoo sucks

/adv/isor reporting in

/b/ here

brought some fireworks

>>6704388

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv875AYxxcw

FUCK


YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

PARTY IN WEEABOO LAND

>>6704449
That's why we play good STGs, like Hellsinker.

/jr/ here, how bout dat bbq sauce

>>6704281

this thread is pretty much what /v/ is like all the time

>>6704435
Lol'd hard

greetz from /mu/

i will now hastily make my way back to my hostile environment

/mu/tant here, anime sucks. but thanks for the invite.

/x/ here

/mu/ here, brought some sweet party music

http://www.mediafire.com/?u44ynm2tkkz

Oh, hey guys!
/a/ here... it looks like you didn't send us an invitation...
Well, you probably just forgot to send one, heheh, right?'

FUCK YEAR

HERESY, HERESY EVERYWHERE!

/mu/ here, lets get this party started for realzies

*plugs his ipod into the stereo and starts playing undancable hipster garbage, awkward silence ensues*

>>6704480
>>6704479
>>6704484
>/mu/
the only board worse than /fa/

/fa/ here

How are you guys doing?

>>6704484
I heard these guys got a fetish for fews. Get this shit out of /jp/.

/sp/ here.

Thanks for the no-vite, losers. Back to my power-ranking threads.

Lot of /mu/tants here right now. Why is the board so shitty today?

Need bitches and hoes? /co/ has you covered:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvbYCLhPBxk

>>6704514
Oops, I meant JEWS.

/v/ reporting

/fa/ here.
Put a trip back on for you guys.
So, what's going on?

>>6704514
/mu/ again, thought this board was work safe?

/x/ reporting.

/sci/ here. And leaving.

>>6704511
fa sucks get out

/k/+/v/ dual strike supremacy

>>6704530

No.

>>6704509
u jelly dirty pleb

bumping with totally random pic

PARTY HARDURR

/co/ reporting in :)

/v/irgin here.

Shall we raid a facebook page?

Sigh. I miss the days of NYPA

/mu/ here with some sick tunes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4avoEbGjYu0

>>6704548
yeah bro
/v/ here with a magazine

Posting in a board with no unique purpose when compared to any of the other 85 Japan-related boards.

here's some guides we at /fa/ made over the years, you guys might find them interesting
we currently have a whole thread with them here:
>>>/fa/3052549

take them with a grain of salt guys

>>6704586
n0ice, wanna load clips into that mag

>>6704558
oh shit nigger you did not even just produce this disaster of a post

>>6704509
>implying that /mu/ and /fa/ are worse than /b/ or /new/

/toy/ here, now it can be a party!

why didn't anyone invite me?

>>6704586
You mean a clip?

/k/ here!
Party time!

>>6704606
look bro /b/ and /new/ are like the third world, they dont even count

>>6704310

>>6704604
>150$ jeans

greetings from /weegee/

someone get that hipster john cera out of here

Hi /jp/, it's /prog/ and I--oh, are you... are you having a party? Oh, no, it's fine... no, I understand. I mean, we hardly ever see each other, and after all, you're an image board and I'm just a text board... I wouldn't expect an invitation... sorry, I'll be going now...

I heard there was a party.

I left /i/ for this?

...

I come in peace with an image chosen at random.

/a/ here

DOUBLES THREAD

/b/ here. WTF WE DIDNT GET AN INVITATION NIGGERS

i'm from /fit/ and /sp/, do you allow non-weeaboos to this party?

>>6704613

so how 'bout that Japanese culture, huh?

>>6704641
What...what...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE STIG?!

>>6704646
>4646

>>6704619
you have officially been one-upped

Only /jp/ is absent it seems.

>>6704647
That's because you're the most retarded board on 4chan


or just because it got knocked to page 15 in favor of DURR ANON R LEJUN DURR HURR DURR DURR HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>6704649
If they are drunk and fun they can stay always.

>>6704604
that seems helpful enough that I never have to go to /fa/, also a good thing to add to your guide would be "if you spend more than $70 on a pair of jeans you are a joke"

This party sucks, time to get some /mu/sic going.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JBAxkZun3s

/a/ here, sup japanese culture?

>>6704661

Check em faggots

This party sucks, let's get some /mu/sic going.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JBAxkZun3s

>>6704679
Sup Galactic Pretty Boy.

/co/ up in this bitch

>>6704449
fuck off casual
sdm and poff were solid

/dubs/ here you guise

>>6704299
Are you looking for: "ITS RIGHT HERE GOD DAMN ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND STOP SHOUTING"?

>>6704688
>actually good party music
/mu/ i am disappoint

Sup

>no doubles
C'mon /jp/, you can host a party than that.

sup /jp/

Never been to /jp/ before. What is Otaku?

chekum

>>6704688
fuck that, this is a classy party
first play this
http://www.rainymood.com/
then play this (simultaneously)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
/fit/ in is the house

/d/ here. We brought tentacles. Where are the schoolgirls and/or prettyboys?

/b/tard here

just let me make some skittles for teh parties!

/a/ here and i bring dubs.

Fuck, so what do you guys do over here?

>>6704604
why is this male centric? I thought a lot of girls also go there, or has that changed?

>>6704722
>>6704723
>>6704724
>>67047

>>6704722

>>6704705
>>6704688
>girltalk
niggawhat.sav

/v/ here, prepare your glowsticks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83n_FeqHGtg

Moar tentacles!

>>6704748

I can't even post correctly.

What defines you?

I was told there was party

where is party

>>6704746
Because Female style is much harder to define than male style
it's much more flexible and so on.
It's harder to make guides for girls.

>>6704740
They achieve a level of faggotry only the most /fit/ of /fit/fags and neckbeardedness that only the most un-sexed of /v/irgins could ever DREAM of.

another /k/ here and this time I actually brought a /jp/ related gun

>>6704649
no, you will probably beat us up and steal our money

Should I invite 2chan?

>>6704773
oops forgot pic

>>6704723
its a disease

>>6704722

Hey sexy. How you doin?

Hey guys, I brought my acoustic guitar along and thought that I'd play a little song for you. Hope you don't mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjdYEnG2Ct0

>>6704782
Anybody. This party is dead.

i knew this would come in handy someday

Here it is christfag ^^

>>6704649
ya dude, /mu/ and /fa/ here so there are like hipsters and bros in addition to weaboos. feel like we should smoke some dank and find some common ground between all of us.

so.......you guys like squats and oats?
i'm guessing this is one of the more beta boards. do you guys do that *runs away and cries* shit that some weeaboos do?

>>6704799
Knew I shouldn't have deleted this pic

>>6704762
Pedophilia.

drifter here
long ago I visited this board

/a/'s slobbering over moot's cock so I thought I'd join this party.

>>6704767
true, very true, men's fasion is so much simpler than woman's fasion, having experienced both sides (in before rage, unless /jp/ is more tollerant of that than most boards), thanks for that guide though, I will probably be needing it

CHRIST I NEED TO GET LAID

>>6704811
>feel like we should smoke some dank and find some common ground between all of us.
typical fucking hipster, get the fuck out faggot

left keep this ..short?

In the last entry in his blog, ZUN has recognized all Touhou Fanwork as his propierty.

here a link with a new's video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXnA326Ag7Q

Did I hear party?

Sup /jp/. Merry after-christmas, and a happy new year from /m/.

We were talking about this with a friend earlier: WHY ARE WHITE BOYS SO ANGRY AT BLACKS?

and we came up with this answer: they're jealous!

Let's see why:

* 1) They have awesome resistance to the sun
* 2) They are more fit, they can outrun any white male anytime
* 3) They got waaaay bigger dicks
* 4) They know how to treat a girl better
* 5) They have very wide social circles. White people have forgot how to live in society
* 6) They got rhythm. They can dance, rap, sing, make music, you name it!
* 7) A black chick wouldn't date a white boy. On the other hand, white girls would drop their white boyfriend anytime for a black guy if given the chance
* 8) They're simply cooler. Admit it, maybe it wasn't the case some 200 years ago, but nowadays being with a white bf sucks whereas being with a black bf is cool as hell
* 9) They got a sense of what family is about
* 10) They are amaaazing in bed

I could be going on and on and on but you get the point by now

We know we are not going back :)

WTF NIGGAS!!!

>>6704817

Bitch, I fucking love squats and oats. I eat like 10 pounds of oats every morning and do 315lb squats while thinking of my favorite touhous. Your pseudo-alpha ass don't know shit.

>>6704817

Almost everyone on /jp/ practices Aikido everyday, one single /jp/er can take down 10 fags from /fit/ in a minute.

This seemed like an ok party too.

I bring a rabbit!
is that ok?

heres a few party tips from your /adv/isor
safe partying hard fellas

are octopusses and michael cera memes on /jp/
what do you guys fap to?

Shit the what. This party's pumpin'
And [pic] is your fault, you crazy sombiches.

/jp/ JUST GOT KAWAII

/r/ here

/r/equesting the party to start, with blackjack, and hookers... n fact, forget the party...

>>6704849
This is what weeaboos really believe.

/a/ here

/vp/ parties hard!

hihi /jp/

http://www.facebook.com/#!/PornHarms

Round 2?

Let's head to war, gentlemen.

>>6704865
>>6704865

Everyday I look at /fit/ and laugh. They are so pathetic, wasting there time in a hot stinky gym lifting weights.

I just do Aikido and I look twice as aesthetic as the best looking /fit/ poster. I'm probably twice as strong too, strong enough to compete competitively as a strongman or Olympic lifter.

But I can actually use my strength to defend myself, I can probably take on four Brock Lesnars.

At once.

How's it goin' /jp/?

Are you guys so lonely that you need other boards for a party? All 4 of you people that post here, that is..

Uh... hi.
I'm from /an/.

What is this board?

>>6704867
Yep...that's /a/ all right.

>>6704849
at least we get laid and have great broceps. also, no neckbeards, but hey, this is a party. What do you guys do for fun?

Hello there from /cgl/.

/mu/ here
I brought a mixtape for the party, and it's got some cool artists on it.
But you've probably never heard of them.

SOMEONE GET ME A TRANSGIRL, A 12 YEAR OLD DANISH BOY, A RUBBER HOSE, 3 CHAIRS AND A CAT SKULL.

/d/ can't get off without them anymore. :(

lol

>>6704731
Everyone do this.
Put on your classy lounge wear and get your beverage of choice and (optional) pipe.
/jp/ - Gentlemen/Class General

>>6704861
Just wondering. I go on /r/ to /r/equest things but don't stay and contribute. How would you describe an actual daily /r/tard?

/cgl/ here!

All right guys, time for the slow dance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saalGKY7ifU

>>6704826

OMG BUDGIE POST MOAR BUDGIE

>>6704841
Well, that's your opinion and you're entitled to it. Enjoy your large dick attached to a nice guy who treats you nicely.

God. Moot is such a hipster and a troll.

hi /jp/

I come from /cgl/

>>6704849
Idunno bro. Skill can only go so far.
Those guys at /fit/ inject themselves with a special oat serum 3 times a day before pulling trains with their giant, erect dicks.

>>6704881
>thinks he is more aesthetic than zyzz or tiny
laughingshemales.jpg
>pic related, zyzz

/co/ here. Why these doubles losers killing our buzz?

>>6704906
Slow dance? Why would I slow dance with a guy?

>>6704881
I'm from /v/, not /fit/

It's just that you're a faggot.

Sup /jp/, I figured I'd stop by with taking a break watching J-Decker and all, now if you excuse me where is the free food?

>>6704841
>be half-black
>have a glorious mane of an afro
>have typically white interests and tastes
>don't want to fuck
so wasted, so wasted, bwahahah

>>6704904
>/r/tard
Exactly like that.

whats happening around here!?
pic very related

>>6704900
/wg/ classin' up the joint

related pic is classy

so i heard i leik parteys?
btw, vp here

>>6704914
zyzz aint even that asthetic
sure he looks good but there are thousands of better looking bodies out there, you guys have to stop circlejerking on him so much
no, zyzz defense squad, i'm not jelly or mad or anything

Hey, everybody, sorry I'm late. The traffic from /tg/ was just horrible, and on top of that I had to find a date at the last minute.

Now where are the hors d'eouvres?

/vp/ was here, /v/ is a loser.

Gayfag from /cm/, I don't think I'll fit in here but thank you for the invitation.

>>6704832
cool bro, I'm out, come by /mu/ if you want to blaze and chill

r9k showing up. I guess no one invites the social misfits. I got some chips, anyone want to hear how all women are sluts?

I say, a jolly good slow dance!

Agnes, fetch the multicolored automated disco ball! I do believe it is time for me to get my groove on.

>>6704941
>>6704952
>/vp/

Any board but this. I think we can all agree on that. Fucking high school anime clubbers, most of them.

>>6704897
I can get you a cat skull.

>>6704907

>>6704914
just gonna casually inform you that only club sluts like that

bitches love boys

Hello board visitors to /jp/,
just a reminder this is a formal affair, wear your finest frilly dresses and tuxedos that you have.

With a highball on one arm and an idol on the other while enjoying some Morning Musume, Happy Holidays from /jp/!

Greetings from /vp/.

You didn't invite /v/ did you?

/tv/ here, what movie do you guys want to watch?

/d/ here

>>6704952
Enjoy your 3 'post your cock' threads on the front page at any given time

>>6704965
Problem, sir?

Quite a party

Pity I wasn't invited

>>6704968

>>6704947
come on dude, he's pretty fucking flawless when compared to the average male ( or neckbeard from these boards) that works out for 3 years (ok, he roided for 1)
also, are there really this many doubles posts on /jp/ usually?

>>6704976
Pearl Harbor

>>6704973

They did.

so i herd ther wus parti

>>6704965
Hey man, I apologize on behalf of /vp/. I know our board is mostly shit, but I can't help it if that's the only board dedicated to Pokemon.

Besides, there's always sensible people like me that come from /vp/

/sci/ here

/b/tard reporting. Fuck your shit, we have a real party. Music and flashy colors. Fuck your shitty party faggots.

/m/ here, have a peppercat /jp/.

HAY GAIZ

i bring some wine

idk if yukais can wine?

>>6704981
Inconceivable.

Brother, is that you?

Fuck this is a boring party.
I'm just going to post random animals.
Enjoy.

(Yes this is a real spider; see filename)

>>6704999
Oh bro I feel you, our board can be shit and all, but it's our only home...

Let's turn this motherfuckin' party out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrYD96JZKTE

>>6704965
Fuck you otakus, we'll just go have our own party.

WHER TEH WHITE WEMEN AT?!

/b/ reporting in

Hory sheet I'm invited to a party! I'd better not mess this up.

>>6704985
I beg to differ as I have a huge dislike for muscular builds.

>>6704999
i fuckin love pokeymans

/vp/ sucks though, it raised more issues than it solved problems. but then again, they're all contained in /vp/ so who cares~~

also image limit NOOOOOO

>>6704976

no last samurai

>>6705002
HOLY SHIT

/b/ IS BUMPIN'

...We hit the image limit?
Seriously?

New thread, please.

>>6704881
>Aikido
>art that practitioners could use to defend themselves while also protecting their attacker from injury
>protect their attacker from injury

Your shit is broken nigga

>mfw thread capped

>>6705016
It's sad. All them nostalgia fags, all them annoying people, Aerodactyl with feets.

I don't care if there are underaged people there, they share our love for the one most important thing, Pokemon. If we could all just get along, it'd be much better.

Sadly, our home is shit.

SISTERS:

/d/ /a/ /c/ are here?

BROTHERS

/v/ /vp/ /r9k/ are here?

i need tell u something

/s/ says this party needs more vaginas.

/b/ I need to talk to you. Moot has been trolling the both of us for quite some time now.

DUBS

>>6705026
>I
exactly, most normal non-weeaboo appreciate that body.

>>6705061
ORLY? how?

also i luv u sis

>>6705000
>>6705000
>>6705000

Mind = blown

this party sucks by the way

/b/tard Hurr

>>6705007
/vp/ here, would you like to trade it for a pokemon?

>>6704881
>Aikido
FUCK... I need to retake it, but I don't have money... ;_;

>>6705053
You're right man. Our board may be shit, and a new incarnation of /fur/, but it also has pokemanz.

psst... I heard /a/ is only pretending to be a girl. Pass it on

>>6704985
compared to the average male yes
but compared to really asthetic guys then he's not that good

also the doubles stuff is probably "cancer" from other boards

Me thinkst moot is deflecting some of the /b/ hatred and his own blunders onto /jp/ once again...

Image max reached...

wow great party here. wheres the booze?

NEW PARTY FUCKING WHERE CIRNO

>>6705099
/vp/'s mom wouldn't let us get any.

/adv/ here, partay? Its better if you don't and think about your future.

Cthulhu from /tg/ reporting in. Who wants to play a game of Eat The Human?

>>6705054

What do you want /b/? I usually don't talk to you but today is special.

>>6705090
>implying i dont lust after my sis dick,but /v/ already take her and /b/v/ros b4 hoes imrite?

>>6704904

I´d say there is nothing like a /r/etard, because /r/ has the inherent character of having no real topics or discussions. Someone requests something and it is answered or not... /r/ has no inherent subculture, no memes, no "identity". You open the board, look through it and see if you can help someone WHILE BROWSING OTHER BOARDS. I´m often at /co/, sometimes /b/, /ck/ or /toy/, seldom /h/, /y/, /tv/ and /jp/. Still I call /r/ my homeboard because it is always open when I´m here and it is the first board I choose when going here via the 4chan- extension...

>>6705121
i luv u

:3
thats all

>>6705099
I tried giving you a Shiner, but image max


NEW THREAD?

yeasayasyasy

don't make a new thread, this one will last for days

>>6705120
Giratina from /vp/ here. You're on.

Hey /jp/, your neighbor /w/ sends a warm greeting!

Actually, I'm more surprised I haven't seen anyone else from /w/ post yet. Then again, it is a slow board. XD

>>6704434
Of course, although it does make one feel like a masochist after a few attempts...

So this is the weeaboo board?

Pffffft...
Fucking Casuals and their JRPGs killing the gaming industry.

>>6705129

Okay. That's retarded, but at least your not as bad as moot.

>>6705151

new party,i got cheese guys

Nice to know that moot and the mods have entirely given up on pleasing the non-retard userbase on 4chan. Time to go

>>6705054
no one cares about what you have to say /b/, no one ever did, now go back to your room... unless of course you want to be my new trap sex slave :D

/b/ reporting in cause /b/ is fucked

>>6705154
Oh u so silly /v/

Party, oh yeah!

Hi from /ck/!

/b/ which claimed /3 claimed for /b/ reporting

Hey /fit/, question from /vp/.

Why do you guys believe that all it takes to be attractive is a ncie body? If ya ask me, all that really matters is a cute warm face, and nice hair. A nice body helps, but it isn't exactly necessary. People over exaggerate the weight issue, a lot. I rarely see fat people, so why are muscles and being fit most important? Or atleast you guys make it out to be that.

>>6705169

Cheers, /d/!

taking refuge in "party"
came here from /b/
save me /jp/ SAVE MEEE

>>6704307
0/10
/b/ is calling you. Go back to it and learn to troll.

/p/ reportin in

Dont worry guys I'll take the photos and make them HDR

>>6705191
hambeast detected

BAMP LAMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

/v/ here, just to remind you that your beloved TH and Hellsinker are nothing but mere doujin stgs, and that CAVE games are the superior deal.

fuck this i'm going back to /B/

>>6705235
Wat's /B/?

So /jp/, why the party? Just to see who'd come by?

wtf happened to /b/?
haven't been there for days , been here and /a/ and /k/
wtf how long has this been going on?