/jp/ - Otaku Culture

If you've done enough good in your life then you'll reincarnate there.

HELL put salt in water then drink it HELL

>>6652061
Lies.
Also, maybe if you become drunk enough like Zun, you feel as you are there. Maybe all 3DPD turns into adorable perfect little girls in silly hats, and you can be happy, if only for a moment.

>>6652061

Could I get a name for that doujin?

Take the M40 towards Wycombe, get off and junction 3, and you're practically there

Maybe Lucid Dreaming?

>>6652088
SAFELY ? the fuck ? this is the best way to kill yourself slowly

>>6652112
>Maybe Lucid Dreaming?
Related.
>>6652115
You obviously didn't read.

>>6652115
>>6652119
is it even possible to hero this way?

>>6652119
These shitty methods don't work for me. There must be some reasonable way to LD.

>>6652127
And that means not yoga style.

Go ask ZUN to show you. He'd probably not take you there though because he'd be afraid you'd mess up some things.

>>6652129
You could always try meditation, though.

But if all else fails, go kill yourself. No, really.

>>6652139
Meditation is another shitty eastern practice. Westerners are not fit for that.

>>6652139
You should make picture how to kill yourself to get quickly to gensokyo if you made so much already.

It just hit me how close /jp/ is to a religious cult.

Prophet? ZUN
Deities? Touhous
Paradise/afterlife? Gensokyo

Activities include destroying society from within by leeching. Worshipping little girls. And drinking tea.

>>6652160
Dude, how high do you need to be to kill yourself? Death by hanging, jumping off a tall structure, poison, a bullet to the brain, poisoning, death by moe, temperature shocks, take your pick.

>>6652204
>Death by hanging
you have bigger chance that if you will jump under car on high speed way but /jp/ are hikki so it fails

>jumping off a tall structure
hikki

>poison
any tips on brewing one ?

>a bullet to the brain
>implying we have guns

>poisoning
again?

>death by moe
immue

>temperature shocks
i dont even know how do you want to do it

>>6652058
>are there any working ways to get to gensokyo

Daydream.

>>6652228
Then if you're so fucking hikki that you can't even go out to fucking kill yourself, stop ordering/buying food and starve to death. Should be easy enough to do.

>>6652204
>death by moe

This may be difficult. To my knowledge, Attila the Hun is the only person confirmed to do this, dying of blood loss caused by a persistent nosebleed upon seeing his new loli wife Ildiko.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greyhawk#1972.E2.80.931979:_Home_campaign

>The bottom level, number thirteen, contained an inescapable slide which took the players clear through 'to China'

Prepare your swords

>>6652088
Most of it doent work at all.