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the HELL? she looks real

Are you the guy from last time? Did you post a rear shot like requested? And you with your penis inside her?

>>6646791

1/2 way there.

Did you fuck it?

>>6646800

yes, but i haven't shot footage of the act.

How much did it cost? How hard is it to clean up?

>doll cosplay
Why would would anyone want to cosplay as a doll?
desu~

12k, not too hard to clean, but does take effort, 2 min for the insert, takes 5 min or so to powder the doll /w corn starch to make her resistant to micro fibers.

I saw a forum where people took their dutch wife on trips. Do you do the same?

nope, she's just an expensive flesh light to me. albeit a hot one at that.

Those are not cat ears. That's a bear cosplay.

/Thread

I'm a pathetic fucking loser, but I'd never get one of these things. It'd be cheaper to just get a real girlfriend, seriously.

>>6646824
You are so mean ;_;

>>6646832
Fuck off I'd take one of these over a girlfriend any day.

Record yourself fucking it.
Seriously.

>>6646827
Disgusting. Get that shit out of here.

>>6646832
Sorry but a real girlfriend can't be that good in terms of looks and it also comes with a LOT of disgusting shit, annoyance, etc.

OP did right on buying these. If you have the money go ahead and use it.

>>6646801
>haven't shot footage of the act.
You should. It is my fetish. Or at least post her covered/filled with semen

>>6646832
>It'd be cheaper to just get a real girlfriend
>cheaper

lol

>>6646832
Just as Ōryōki is a meditative method of eating. A method of sexual meditation is possible with a truly silent partner? This realm has so many possible combinations of abilities we each to our own can experience.

>>6646832
>girlfriend cheaper than a sex doll

I aprove of this thread.

post more.

>>6646832
You got to think of this as a one-time investment, while a girlfriend can be as expensive as she wants to be or you throw her our and move to the next one.

On the other hand these scares the living daylights out of me personally, but I can see the appeal.

>>6646838
>>6646843
>>6646845
I fucking hate /jp/ sometimes.

Imagining a 2D waifu is fine by me, but buying one of these ugly things is just ridiculous.

>>6646861
That doll is definitely not ugly. Nothing wrong with fucking it.
I assume you are a buthurt femanon.

>>6646861
They are not ugly.

Ugly are those disgusting meat sacks you call humans.

Why are you even here for fuck sake? Go be normal somewhere else

>>6646861

butt-hurt fem-anon detected.

Did you ever get the Miku outfit OP?

>>6646861
Opinions are just that. Some people can project them with excellence to create of a hive mind. There forth creating a larger ego entity via plural rhetoric vs moral singular.

>>6646861
"What, these people aren't kidding when they say they hate woman and have waifu's? Let me tell them off."

Have you ever herped so hard that you derped?

Are there any other dolls that are of around the same quality that'll cost less than a king's ransom and have a vagina that actually looks like it belongs to the body, not an insert?

>>6646861
I'm not fond of the OP's doll but I'd definitely get one if they were cheaper.

please show her precious place.

>>6646875

no, the seller lied to me about when it was sent out, so i'm still waiting, hopefully early next week on the miku cosplay.

>>6646879

you can go here, they have my doll, and a few other cheaper ones you may be interested in.

http://www.kanojotoys.com/shop/?a_aid=2600365247&a_bid=5c8d505e

>>6646879
Heh. You didn't saw how her vagina looks like in the previous thread did you?

If I were a rich man I would buy a realdoll and attach the head from the OP doll to it. I probably still wouldn't be able to throat fuck it though, and that's kind of a deal breaker

You guys act like real girls only want money. Some don't even ask for anything at all.

Well not like I care. Enjoy your cold plastic dolls.

>>6646905

i have a thermal blanket for her...

>>6646905
Alright normal femanon. Enjoy your frustration.

It's not our fault that your kind is so disgusting.

>>6646901
Why don't you take a body from a REAL girl and stick a fake head on it, then you get the real feel along with a face of your choice!

>>6646905
Obviously you care since you wrote the post. I'm guessing you're a female?

>>6646901
WRONG
Wicked Realdolls can deepthroat.

>>6646917
But the OP doll's head can't open it's mouth

>>6646914

this man is brilliant.
lemme get right on that.

>>6646922
>it's

It's "its".

OP what would I have to pay you to fuck your doll? What if I bring my own insert?

POST PICS WITH YOUR DICK IN IT!!

>>6646941

i get to video tape, and you clean the area around her crouch with molten hot lava so i don't get ur crabs.

So where do you put it if you want to keep a low profile? Lets say if a government worker or a family member comes along?

>>6646949

tonite, look forward to it, same bat channel, time will prob be around midnight.

>>6646832
>It'd be cheaper to just get a real girlfriend, seriously.

LOLNO. You severely underestimate the average woman's capacity to spend all of your money or coerce you into doing so.

>>6646967
You make it sound like you ever dated one. Not that I did either, but still.

>>6646963

it has it's own room /w queen sized bed and a 6 digit pin code door release mechanism.

>>6646897
So I found a couple of loli dolls on sale for 2k, and some better ones for around 3k. Still on the fence about deciding whether I should go all in for a RealDoll, save with a Mechadoll or just buy a loli doll.

Money issues aside, a girlfriend is not worth the effort at all. At least if you're not a sex-crazed monkey.

>>6646967

i don't find real girls expensive, just annoying, and well... bothersome, o and what's that other word... ah yes, retarded. at least when i'm done /w my doll, i don't have to listen to it talk about it's insanely boring day.

>>6646985
If you are going to buy an expensive sex doll you might as well go all out

>>6646897
Which doll is OP's in that catalog/website so I can bookmark it?

>>6647004

the real sex doll ange, u can simply organize by price, she is the most expensive one.

>>6646991
>At least if you're not a sex-crazed monkey.

So you think being in a relationship is all about having sex? Disgusting. You are the sex-crazed monkeys for getting these dolls.

>>6646996
>when i'm done /w my doll, i don't have to listen to it talk about it's insanely boring day.

Then I guess you don't really love her, do you? If you loved a person you'd even listen to their boring stories.

>>6646905
eh others look for good looks, intelligence or personality which eventually leads being able to earn money.
>>6646976
you are dirt rich.

>>6647004
Its the new Saori from Orient Industry:

http://www.orient-doll.com/gallery/#Saori

OP is one very luck guy. Wish I had that sort of money to blow on a fuck doll.

>>6647022
>love

Like that's involved in most relationships.

>>6647022

ah, no, that's not true, i've been in love before, but that dosn't stop the backside of my brain from realizing that her daily stories are still " insanely boring ".

inb4 fem-anon pulls her boyfriend into thread 2 defend.

>>6647022
>So you think being in a relationship is all about having sex?

I can't think of any other reason you'd want to get involved with some 3D whore

>>6647057
if you hate having money

>>6647049
I'm not even talking about normalfag relationships. Dating someone you hardly you know just for the sake of dating is retarded.

>>6647057
And I thought /jp/ cared about things like pure love.

>>6647063
There is no such thing as pure love anymore. All girls are disgusting whores.

>>6647063
>pure love
>3D

Hahahahaha yeah ok

>>6647063
3D women don't have love. They're bags of rotten flesh.

>>6647063
We do care about pure love, that's why we've switched over to 2d.

>>6647057
>pure love
>nonvirgin 3d
no

Real life women are parasitic creatures who want nothing more than to take your money and hopefully fool you into having a child with them so you will be stuck with them forever (and if you still leave you will owe them money for a long time, even after they get their hooks into another victim)

>>6647063
Pure love only exists in gay relationships.

>>6647063
You're the one complaining Anons rather fuck a sexdoll than have sex with random sluts they don't love.

>>6647087
And yet you're buying these dolls just for sex.

>>6647097
You're not getting it and I don't think you will anytime soon. Please just leave instead of trying to argue your normalfag arguments.

>>6647097
The fact you see sexdolls as an equal says a lot about you.

If you get 'em young enough, it'll be before they're whores. Then you can mold them into what you want them to be.

WHo wants to expend that much effort, though?

>>6647093

Not really.

This thread is why I still love /jp/.

>>6647073
>All girls are disgusting whores.

So you've actually met _all women?
Nice! Brofist!

>>6647102
You're the normalfags for thinking about nothing but sex.

I don't understand why a real woman would even post here. It's like a black person posting on a KKK site

>>6647105
Sign me up. I am down with that plan of action. The only opposition would be the cops who would throw me in jail.

>>6647116
"Nononono it's YOU who is the thing you said!"

Is this really what you are down to? Just get out

>>6647097

obviously, i'm cosplayin her... plz fem-anon go be butt-hurt somewhere else about the fact that most guys would pass on fucking you for this doll.

>>6647116
It's an expensive masturbation toy, get over it.

>>6647094
True.

>>6647116
Because sexual relieve equals being a normalfag and 3d lover, right?

>>6647123
Thats the spirit.

>>6647125
>It's an expensive masturbation toy

Much like real women. The difference is this one is cheaper and you don't have to give up your life to use it

>>6647105
Sorry to crush your ideals, but even your disgusting 3D loli's turn into hideous sluts over time.

>>6647132
Another reason 2D is superior

>>6646878
GTFO Nick.

Post a picture of her feet so I can decide whether to buy one or not.

>>6647132
kinda, not really. I could give you a personal anecdote, but really, who cares?

>>6647132

That's why he's cosplaying the doll, he's already losing interest.

Man, Im real excited over the Miku cosplay, so I was wondering if OP has somewhere where he can host the images incase I miss the thread.

Are there other cosplay sets we can expect you to show us?

I would rather pay for one of these dolls than get payed to put up with a 3D girl.

>>6647135
Yeah 2D is great. *buys a 3D 12k sexdoll; is 300 pounds*

Hypocrites.

>>6647146
I would put up with a 3D girl for one night if it meant I could get one of these dolls. I'd want a doll capable of oral and anal though

>>6647148
>*action*
Get out.

>>6647148
Look how jealous you are of a sex doll.

>>6647144

such blasphemy! how could anybody get tired of 2d? this is just adding to the rotation, to make 2d that much more exciting!

>>6647148
What does weight have to do with anything?

The doll may be 3D, but it's just a tool for OP to live his out his 2D fantasies.

>>6647161
She can't think of any more arguments so she's trying to insult us. This is 3D we are talking about so I am not surprised

>>6647148
Japanese sex dolls are like Kigurmi, 2.5D. Making them acceptable.

>>6647148
Masturbational tools are not 3D, even if they look like a woman. It's the horrible personality that makes 3d girls disgusting, just like your jealous self.

>>6647166
Kigurumi is not OK, but this sure is!

>>6647170

touche.

btw, feet delivared. ( cause i know yer trollin )

>>6647161
perhaps machinery inside the doll,
I'm thinking the next step for the industry if it hasn't taken it yet is a doll that con perform a thrusting action.

>>6647166
>Kigurumi

Get the fuck out.

>>6647174
*fap* *fap* *fap*
Now to save up for one.

Do you sleep with her at night OP?

>>6646914
oh god how did I get here I am not good with needle and thread.

>>6647174
dem feet.. *fap* *fap*

>>6647185

she has her own bed, and she stays in her room, even if she was in my room, i wouldn't want to sleep with her or romanticize about cuddling, she is just an overweight flesh light. ( wishin 3d girls would take example )

OP, what do you do for a living to be able to afford all of this?

hello realdoll can we be friends

>>6647211

i own a corporate, 80 or so employees, surprise 4 u, all but two are female, and yes.. i have a janitor.

Could you have her play with dolls OP?

Is it weird that despite nor really liking 3D girls, I really really want to be one? I mean if there was a way I could be teleported to a 2D world and be a girl I would do that, but still

>>6647221
Need any IT folk?

>>6647228

errr, i'll post a pic of her hugging my miku or gaara plush later tonite, which will be my 2nd post.

>>6647221
I envy you so hard, god damn.

>>6647233

yes, actually i'm look'n for a tech in the southern california area, that is has experience with vmware/hyperv, and voip. 55k+ starting salary. hiring you is not a commitment that you will get to fuck my doll.

>>6647232
It's because you're lonely and you think that you could get intimacy easily if you were a girl.

Why would you buy this model when you can buy short flat chested dolls? Fear of the law or just bad taste?

>>6647221
Yeah, you can't get any more normalfag than that. Go post your doll on /s/ or something.

Also reporting this thread for NSFW images.

>>6647258
Not him, but I just want to be my own object of affection.

When is that Miku costume arriving?

>>6647250
>VMware
>HyperV
>VoIP

You just lucked out, son. I used to set up HyperV and VMware machines back at Microsoft.
I'm also only a state away.

>>6647250
If you are ever looking for someone in Oklahoma I could work for you. I mean I've never had a job or experience with anything but hey, you are probably a cool boss

>>6647265
Don't hire him, he'll shitpost at your business too.

if OP really runs a company he probably won't hire people who know about his "sparetime activities".

>>6647286
OP doesn't really run a tech company. He runs a company for secretly turning socially inept autists into real dolls. The tech part is just a front to bring them in.

>>6647289
Being turned into a fuckdoll is a dream of mine though

>>6647293
I hornestly hope that you are male.
Otherwise that is some really fucked up dream.

But srsly, I am damn jelly.
I wish I had the money to live my dreams.

Too bad you still haven't gotten her real clothes. Don't get me wrong, BEAR LIGHTNING is still an interesting concept though.

>>6647286
Considering I support his "sparetime activities" as you put it, I don't see why not. Not like I'd be "Hey boss, how's the fuckdoll?"

Besides, if he can put up with figures on my desk, he's a good enough boss.

>>6647299
>real clothes
You know, on this note, I'm also pretty good with a needle.

>>6647293
there are full body silicone suits that make you look like one
still costs around 1 or 2000 though

>>6647293
Why not become a Kigurumi?

how does it smell?, does it have a tongue so you can french kiss it?, what about the vagoo?

>>6647386
>>6647386
>>6647386
>>6647386
+1 ... answer OP, please. Make some closeup pictures, please :-)

>>6647331
I don't think you can tattoo dolls

>>6647386
platinum silicone usually has no smell

>>6647300

i would not like you put up figures. it's a very professional work environment, and plus, i probably wouldn't hire you, cause by being on /jp, your efficiency is in question, and i am the only inefficient person i can stand in my company.

>>6646966
What's a "bat channel"

>>6647408
Bummer. Oh well, your loss.

>>6647417

i don't even.. o wait.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=same%20bat-time%2C%20same%20bat-channel

>>6647417
>Doesn't know "Same Bat time, same Bat channel"

>>6647420

i'll video tape you fuckin my doll thou =P long as you bring ur own $250 insert.

>>6647408
oh god those nipples look delicous

Also, what does your company do, OP?
Cause, I'm a programmer that recently got laid off....
C++, Java, pascal. Master's degree and 4 years' experience on the job.
Last boss was a bitch. I hate female bosses

>>6647428
This is /jp/ not /tv/. I'm too busy memorizing "waiting warmly" and stuff.

>>6647434
>=P

>>6647440

err, let's just say, it's the service industry ( not a stripclub/prostitutes ), work is mostly done on computers. we have alot of in-house programs that were custom made using visual studio and C, we run several terminal servers to around 16 office locations.

>>6647386
>how does it smell?

Like a new car.

Are you never going to post its asshole or pussy?

>>6647386

well, i use jolly rancher watermelon perfume, and watermelon flavored lip gloss, and edible watermelon lotion on her tits... sooooo, it tastes like an orange =D

>>6647460

Sounds like something I could get used to.
I doubt you'd hire me anyway, though. haha

>>6647494
He probably found these on some Japanese websites, and pussies aren't allowed on those.

>>6647494

1/2 delivared.

>>6647501
>=D

Fuck off already.

>>6647480

that's a cute skirt!
I thought they only existed in anime and eroge.
Is the fabric quality texture, or is it cheap?

>>6647506

this is a website where i post my pics in gallery format, you can come to chat and talk to me directly to prove my ownership, or you can just look at the time stamp of galleries created and see that it is closely related to this post.

>>6647513

odgirl.com , it's not cheap material, Velcro strap, cost about 15-20 bucks, i can't remember.

>>6647508
Those inserts don't look nice.
there has to be a way to modify them so they look better.

>>6647549
For that money there should've been a better fit, not stick out like that.

it's kinda protruding, i just havn't smashed it in there, to make it more seamless. sorry for that.

>>6647508
that pussy just,... killed it

this is how the pussy looks usually, not my doll tho.

>>6647567
Thats tolerable.

Where do you keep it? Has anyone you know saw it and what did they think?

This doll has an amazingly realistic face.

>>6647608

in a former guest room, that is very secure.

>>6647620
Oh wow, guess it takes dedication. I dont think i could ever do that...

you mentioned a website where you post all of these? Is the link somewhere in this thread?

http://www.kanojotoys.com/shop/?a_aid=2600365247&a_bid=5c8d505e

you can find the doll here, along with loli versions. and other sex toys from japan.

bump for great justice.

Nice work advertising your company website OP. What a tremendous faggot you are.

>>6647756

rofl, it's not my company. but that is an affiliate link.

bump

i want to take a double dildo, insert it inside her, and ride on top of her while our breasts rub against each other. she's probably the only female sex i'll ever have because real girls are bitches/whores.

>>6647567
Much rather have one like this.
And yes, it's a doll.

>>6648390

Jesus christ

Bump for fap fuel

pathetic

>>6648390

Old doll is oooooooooold.

>>6648658
Google "mechadoll".
>>6648693
But good apparently.

>>6648765

I think you missed the point.

I finally feel like I am on /jp/ again. Thanks, OP and have fun with her.

Let us know when you start dressing her up in normal clothes and go on dates with her. You should write about your adventures too.

is it midnight yet

>>6648842

it's doubtful he considers it his waifu, otherwise he would have bought some clothes or put her someplace besides the bed. Not that there's anything wrong with being realistic about the fact that it's just plastic, but still. What a waste.

>>6648842
If it were me I would put her in a wheelchair and take her out, people would just think she was retarded. Then I would get special seats in restaurants, and double meals with no concerned looks.
If anyone knew me though I would be fucked so I'd go far out of the city.

>>6648924
But will she give you a blowjob under the table?

> costs thousands of dollars

What brand is this?

I can't wait until sex dolls become intelligent and anon becomes too timid to have sex with them.

>>6649040
And then the dolls decide to take what they were programmed to want by force.

>>6649040
We'll either be dead or crusty old men by the time that happens. Another 15-50 years in the future, maybe -- or possibly never.

>>6649048
Fuck. That would be amazing.

>>6648387
fuck this, I'm supposed to be the only misogynist lesbian on /jp/. I no longer feel special.

>>6648390
Oh my, too bad the faces look like shit compared to OP's

>>6649103
Why would anyone go for a realistic head instead of a kigurumi style one?

>>6649118

Nothing against kigs, but exaggerated 2D features don't really translate well in 3D.

$10k is a bit much, even a real doll is only $6-7k with $10k+ reserved for custom

>>6646963
>Lets say if a government worker or a family member comes along?

I am a government worker and I would probably ask him where could I find one. Yes I know he posted a link already.

Also to OP: how much did shipping cost you? Because I might actually get one of these.

>>6649103
That is fantastically made...
but life size dolls could never satisfy me because I prefer girls to be on top and doing the work

>>6649297
probably a good $500 or more for UPS/Fedex because it is 70 pounds and in a huge ass box. if you can use freight shipping with either it'll probably be cheaper (it should qualify for freight because of its hugeness)
but hey, you're in for $12,000 already. I don't think $500 shipping is going to kill things.

>>6647567
Wow, that looks much better than yours