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Use Nitrogen instead.

You could do it right now and go, but you MIGHT want to save your game first while you're here.

It's kind of a one-way trip, you know.

>>6637557
what game?
I did check that I have done most of things in this world and Im ready for gensokyo if I will get silly hat and drink tea at Rinnosuke shop while playing TF2 with Kaguya

is this like that other add salt to water thing? cuz that only made me HELLa thirsty.

>>6637586
I want to know it too.

>>6637542
There are some people posting at /jp/ from gensokyo, maybe they will know it.

This is just a cocktail of death that kills you painfully and slowly. It's not a portal to Gensokyo. It just has the premise that you go to paradise when you die, and Gensokyo is our paradise.

It's just a way to catch retards and cause them to self-destruct. It won't actually get you into Gensokyo.

But you all knew that already.

>two acids and bleach
>breathe extra hard

Good, /jp/, I like legit portal advice.

>>6637624
op here... are you just joking or is it serious post?

>>6637643
I only joke about Argentinians. And Brazilian Wriggle.

And a bunch of other stuff, OK. But I'm not joking about this one.

QUALITY THR­EAD

>>6637645
then do you know any other method that works?

>>6637645
What is this Brazilian Wriggle you speak of?

I don't haev copper coins in my country :(

captcha: toxication fulester

>>6637755
Well, if it's not common knowledge yet, Lucid Dreaming is probably the most effective way. Though don't expect a whole odyssey into the forgotten lands with only 60 minutes of REM sleep. You'll probably manage a conversation, maybe get inside a girl's pants if you're really good on your first try.

Apart from that, maybe you really ought to take the religious way and put two bullets in the back of your head. Or jump off of a 50 store building, it works the same on my book. You could even stress yourself out to have a heart attack, a quick and painless way to go.

Regardless of what everyone tells you, slitting your wrists or trying to go OD on pills is probably not going to work at all. You're probably doing these things because it'll hurt less in the end, and there's no such thing as a painless death.

>>6637781
You probably shouldn't say those words too much. Someone might actually come in and post one of the shitty pictures Hitler made.

It'll probably be him posting without his trip, but that's fine, I guess.

>>6637788
Are the copper coins some kind of portal catalyst? I'm pretty sure the portal would be about good enough without them...

>>6637790
I know most of "normal" methods dont work, I tried them all.

>

Apart from that, maybe you really ought to take the religious way and put two bullets in the back of your head. Or jump off of a 50 store building, it works the same on my book. You could even stress yourself out to have a heart attack, a quick and painless way to go.

>bullets in head, I dont have gun.

>50 stores I think in my region highest buildings are around 7-10 floors tall and have closed roof and staircase.

>heart attack [X]
how to do it ?

>>6637814
Yes, they help a lot. Just put few coins instead.

>>6637823
Ohh, I wouldn't tell you how to suicide effectively now, would I? Figuring out how is half the fun, anon.

>>6637823
Ohh, I wouldn't tell you how to suicide effectively now, would I? Figuring out how is half the fun, anon.

Every day, the world finds a new and interesting way to kill you. If the world chooses to actually kill you or let you live another day, that's completely in the dice of lady luck.

>You could even stress yourself out to have a heart attack, a quick and painless way to go.
>heart attacks
>quick and painless
lol no

>>6637859
Im neet... its nearly imposible that anything will happen to me other than getting kicked out of house. I thought that portal will help me get to gensokyo but you told it doesnt work... ;_; now I dont know what to do...

>>6637660
QUALITY POST

>>6637883
Well, the process is probably going hurt you a lot. Having the heart attack itself has been told to me several times already to be proven painless.

Unless I've been lied to, of course. If so, disregard what I said completely.

>>6637893
Hey, don't be like that. You make me sound like the villain. In truth, I just saved your LIFE.

I don't care what you do with your life but I saved it. I'm a fucking hero.

>>6637915
The most characteristic symptom of a heart attack is incredibly intense chest pain.

>>6637942
The more you know.

>>6637915
I think you're talking about a stroke being painless, not a heart attack

I don't know how lethal a stroke is, since my dad survived two.

>>6637915
I get it ... so it was just joke to "save me"? hah! Im neet but not autistic to dont see that you were just making it up!
but now Im busy preparing 30 glasses of coffe and trying to stay awake for next few days untill I pass or give up and try to teleport.

>>6637954
lol have you ever overdosed? I'm an IV user, it's happened more than once. I've been revived by friends once, family the other time, and got lucky to have narcan on my my third overdose. I have yet to feel pain in these situations, I'm convinced it's the best way to go.

>>6637969
Alright, have fun buddy.

...BUT SAVE YOUR GAME FIRST. In multiple slots. You can never be too safe.

>>6637977
I'm not as desperate as the whole lot of 90% of the world's population is. I think I can keep going with my life without getting OD.

Well, I don't know if you can go OD with beer, but if you can, I think I've already went there a couple of times.

>>6637998
I still dont understand what do you mean with "game".

I will probably be like those koreans who played starcraft for few days and becaomse space commanders (but I will play touhou) instead just using that jar thing but does it really work or its just troll picture?

High quality thread.

>>6638468
>mailto:sag

>>6638475
oh sorry Chen! My keyboard took "e" away.