/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I forgot my silly hat, can I borrow yours?

>>6626498
Hey Mokou, how about we go over there and you let me get lost in your forest?

If I could rearrange the alphabet......

I wish I was creative enough to think up of one... let's see..

Oh god I can't even type it. It's so cheesy

Hi Cirno, Icee you are interested in sex, allow me to show you.

Remilia, fate, whatever.
You get it.

Alice, you must be a master puppeteer, because the mere thought of you tugs at my heartstrings.

>>6626511
DO IT

Hey Yukari, mind if I enter your gap?

>>6626521
Too obvious.

>>6626511

Icee what you did there.

YUUKA WILL YOU LET ME WATER YOUR PETALS?

And then Arcueid was divided into seventeen pieces.

Yukari-san, your tits are really big

suika: why you look awful horny, care for a fuck?

I have a body pillow on my bed that looks just like you.

Okuu: Will you fuse with me?

Me: Yes.

Me: Hey, Tenshi, did it hurt?

Tenshi: Did what hurt?

Me: When you fell from heaven.

I heard you were looking for someone to master your spark

Sup Yuugi, I'll polish your horn if you polish mine

I'd love to shoot your hitbox with my danmaku, if you know what I mean.

Why don't you prove to me that you're the strongest?

This will most likely get me killed

>>6626544
>>6626518
These made me feel awkward and laugh or vomit, I can't tell.

I can give you something to report about, Aya.

Yukari - You've gapped your way into my heart!
Mokou - You light my world on fire, baby!
Medicine - Ah it's really true, love can be poisonous to people.
Koakuma - You really have stolen my soul, Koa....

and that's all I got for Normal mode lines.

>>6626544
Have her say "yes!" at the end and you got yourself a nice 4koma.

Fancy a shag love?

Kogasa is that your umbrella, or are you just happy to see me?

Mokou - Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
That's all I've got.

Mokou - Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Flan, wanna play with me?

...and then there were none. I regret nothing.

>>6626576
>>6626581

Tenshi, if you'll just give me a chance, I'll show you that I can make the earth shake even better than you can with your powers.

Sakuya, you are Maid in heaven.


Pic related, it is very likely her response to my pick-up line.

>>6626575
I once got into a fight with her umbrella, I almost had it beat but in the end it gave me a good licking

>>6626587
OH KNOW WAT HAEV U DON TO IKA SHE LOKS LIKE A SLU NOW.
THAT ISNT KAWAIII AT ALL NO THAT IS JUST FRIGHTENIN

Hey Meiling, if you'll just crouch like a tiger for me, I'll show you my hidden dragon.

Sakuya, you must be playing some kind of trick on me, because time stops whenever I see you.

>>6626583
>...and then there were none

lol

Hey Reimu, I've got a special donation for you.

Iku - Looks like you got a FEVER. I better take your temperature. Bend over

>>6626518
perfect

>>6626563
I get it!

Hey Reimu, here's 10.000 yen.

>ctrl+f fusion
>0 results
Really? Nobody?

Alrighty then.

Hey Okuu, wanna create some fusion reactions?

COOL BONUS EXTRA:
I like your third leg, want to see mine?

>>6626498
Princess, I'm going to split your skull with a lump hammer and fuck the wound while you die, every 72 minutes, for the rest of my life.

You're the prettiest girl I've never seen.

Hey reimu, I got some yens for you, open your coin purse.

Hey Patchouli, I got this cool new book, but I can't seem to understand it, can you help me out? It's called Kamasutra

>>6626642

"Suika-san I have a new drink you wanna try it? Here just suck on this straw"

So Aya, would you like to see a special news flash?

Orin - You came for my body, but carried away my heart.

Satori - You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Koishi - I want to have sex with you.

Komachi - If you need me, call me; No matter where you are; No matter how far; Just call my name; I'll be there in a hurry; 'Cause baby,
There ain't no river wide enough; To keep me from getting to you

>>6626641
see >>6626537

I don't see why they say you're the softest, I'm pretty hard just looking at you.

>>6626561
Fund it.

Stealing one my friend came up with,
Cirno: I hope you use icicle fall, because there's no other place I'd rather be than in front of you.
You are now allowed to vomit

Eirin, it's time for your injection
Reisen, it's time for your suppository
Tewi, it's time to get lucky
Kaguya, it's time for Apollo 18

>>6626705
>I don't see why they say you're the softest, I find you pretty hard too look at.

It could just be the herpes acting up but I think you're swell.

Hey chen, you may not have big honkers, but I love you all the same.

Sanae: Give me a sec, and I can show you the power of a living god too.

Youmu: I'll make you feel so alive your dead side will feel it.

"I'll fuck you ⑨ ways from Sunday"

>>6626673
good ones

I came here on rumors that the flowers were beautiful but it looks like the extra stage is even more beautiful

"I'd try and think up a decent pickup line, but I won't bother because I already know you'll read me like a book."

Sakuya: Make me some hot sex.
Hong: Hey dragon lady, you want some moves?

Hey Remilia, mind if I spear your Gungnir?

Can you read my mind and help me sort out my thoughts. Whenever I look at you my mind gets so flustered I can't think properly

Hey Okuu, you've got hydrogen, I've got tritium, wanna make helium?

Oh Ran, that outfit's making you look foxy

Hey Satori and Shou, wanna perform eye of the tiger?

Hey Shou, wanna see my long, curvy laser?

Hey Nitori, will you marry me?

>Remi
I'm here with a treat! Virgin blood, delicious and ripe~ What say you to some tea and a light dinner?
>Suika
I've got fruit allergies, so I haven't had a juicy watermelon in years. Care to oblige?
>Okuu
Hey, Hell Raven, wanna spend a few minutes in heaven?
>Crow slut
This will sell!!

Hey Nitori, have any special buttplugs I could borrow?

Hey Mei Ling, I bet I've got a few hidden techniques not even you know? In fact I'm willing to bet, wanna try me?

Hey Mei Ling, I bet I've got a few hidden techniques not even you know. In fact I'm willing to bet, wanna try me?

"I have a 20 inch dick, let's fuck."
Works everytime.

Okuu - Lets make an エッチ Bomb

>>6626938
I giggled.

ITT: Everyone wants to fuck Okuu and Mokou

>>6626938
But Okuu only controls nuclear fusion.

"I will let you eat me if you will let me attempt to procreate with you."

Go figure.

>>6627005
>"I will let you eat me if you let me eat you."
Really, this pun wasn't as hard as you were trying to make it.

>>6626938
good one.

>>6626999
Don't worry Shirou, I'll explode my fissile device inside her to start the reaction, if you know what I mean.

>>6626544
's funny 'cause it's true!

Yuuka: get ready to get de-flowered.
Come here Reimu, I'll give them another reason to call you red and white.

>>6626952
I want to fuck Keine because she feels good.

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>>6626999
(profile)
>左足に『分解の足』

Actually.. her left is specifically the "foot of fission". Although ZUN may just be confused.

Touhou everywhere in this bitch

Hey Princess, I found your jewelled branch. Would you believe, it was in my pants the whole entire time!

Now stick with me and we can make this night imperishable

Sorry but I got New Vegas with some mods that make my character a loli. I'm gonna be up all night

I'm still drawing my siscon manga, so no.

Against my better judgment I will stay awake until 5am anyway.

The more sleepy you are when you go to bed the easier it is to lucid dream

Hey Kanako, nice mountains of faith you have there.

Hey Satori, let me show you some real subterranean animism

I'm a NEET, time means nothing to me. Also it's peaceful at night when everyone is sleeping.

>>6627040
Heh, H-bombs are nuclear fusion anyway, I got my bombs mixed up.

Ellen - I'll give you a night you'll never forget.

Hina - I'd like to take you out for a spin

Byakuren - 1000 years alone must have been hard on you. Let me show you just how friendly humans and youkai have become.

Shou - Your name must be Arche, because I'll bet I can't do it

>>6627069
The joke still works.

wow /jp/
just wow

I love this thread and everything is stands for.

I love this thread and everything it stands for.

>>6627069
It's okay. H bombs need a fission reaction to start the fusion reaction. See >>6627020 for details.

Hey everyone, gensokyo really is a shitty place.

works everywhere

Yuyuko your love stole my soul away.

Come with me and I'll pop that perfect cherry blossom of yours.

Hey there, witch of love, would you like to come ride my broom?

>>6626870

..Curvy?

>>6627109

What? We're lonely.

>>6626498
"So, Letty, how much does a polar bear weigh?

About enough to break the ice. I'm Anonymous."

Nice Spell Card. Wanna fuck?

Pretty shitty thread here. You would never muster the courage to use any of these. Pick up lines? You're not going to meet her in a club but if you did, pick up lines wouldn't matter since sluts decide to sleep with you based on looks, not a couple of words you mutter.

Nazrin: Looks like I've found a real treasure.

>>6627251

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>>6627342
I have it right here, sir.

Pass your harshest judgment on myself, for I plead guilty of the crime of hopelessly falling in love with you.


Somebody else think of a good, cheesy Shikieiki line for me.

You know it's planting season and I am looking to store some seed at your place Yuka, do you care to oblige?

"Hey Orin, how about you get on all fours and let me use you like a pair of skis?"

I wouldn't use a cheesy pickup line.

I'd seduce them all 100% god mode.

I thought this was about pick-up lines, but all am I seeing is sexual harcelement.

hey reimu, can i DONATE in your DONATION BOX?
get it jp?

Kaguya; Hail to the king baby! Ye!

Hey Mima, I'd like oil up your tail and fry it all night long.

>>6627580
Let's make law.

I'm so bad

>>6628128
Mima's the embodiment of that half-fish half-woman question.

So Koishi, I heard your subconcious is the dominant part of your mind. Doesn't that make you autistic?

>>6627580
hey it's miss "i'm the law !"

­Q­UALITY THREAD

>>6628314
You're a little late for that, don't you think?

>>6628318
The whole content stills fit it, time doesn't matter.

Hey Keine, want to bring out the animal in me?

You don't look too well, how about I try to cure you with my medicine?

>>6628334

Get the fuck out, retard.

>>6630264
He is a retard, but no need to bump for that comment.

>>6630282

Newfag.

>>6630264
>>6630284
>Complaining about QC
>Calling other people retards and newfags

Hey Sho, I hear you fuck like a tiger.

>>6630425
I heard she was pretty grrrrrrreat in bed.

Archival requested.

Hey Yuyuko, it must get lonely sleeping alone for hundreds of years...
Hey Sakuya, you penetrate so many other folks with those knives of yours, it's sad no one returns the favor...
You gotta help me out, Eirin, I feel all warm and tingly inside and get this massive boner whenever I think of you, can you do anything for me?

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

>>6630586

>Archival requested.

I'm not even going to say anything. I'm just going to go sit quietly over there.

Yuyuko, you are so beautiful... in fact, you are to die for.

>>6630588
Fuck that song.

Utter shit

>>6630789
Works everytime

Hey Rumia, we won't even need to turn off the lights~

>>6630789
>>6630300
>>6630284
>>6630282
>>6630264
>>6628314
u mad

Seriously, take it easier,

>>6630864
No.

Tolerating retarded shit is not about merely taking easy.

HEY KID WANNA FUCK??

JUEJUEJUEJUEJUEJUEJUEJUEJUEJUEJUEJUEJUEJUEJUEJUEJUEJUEJUEJUEJUEJUEJUEJUE

>>6626642
>>6626870
>>6627066

I laughed really hard at these three.
Good job /jp/.

My turn
People says they become crazy after seeing you in the eyes. They are right, whenever I see you I go completely crazy.Crazy for you.

Hey, Rinnosuke, I found this weird, stretchy rubber thing, but I know it's not a balloon... so what is it and what is it used for?

A night of me getting rejected around Gensokyo's best bar.

Sakuya, baby, when I'm with you it's like time stops. I'll stop the world and melt with you ZA WARUDO!

That's awesome Chen! Now how about we go make a fantastic legend ourselves...

Ooh what a fine tail. Mokou, I think it's time you try Anonymous's Volcano. In your pants.

Say, doesn't Sanae look a bit lonely? Let's go make her a sister, Froggy. No I'm not French, don't worry.

Mystia, do you believe in love at first... Hey! Where'd you go?

Suika, Suika! I've learned to use Missing Power, too! But... it only works on one part of my body...

You have a Star of David card, Remilia? Sweet! Check out my chai necklace. You know, they say I'm quite the mench in the cheder with my d'var, if you know what I mean.

Peerless Wind God? More like Peerless BABE God, amirite?

That's Shanghai Tea, isn't it Meiling? Allow me to introduce myself. I'm milk. I'll do your body good.

Cirno, are your panties made of ice? 'cause I can see myself in 'em.

I'd like you to meet another quite clever commander, but he ain't tiny, tiny.

Yuugi, I'll let you drain my mugs if you let me get my hands on those jugs.

There's a Border of Pleasure and Pain joke in here somewhere...

Make Suwa Love not Suwa Wars!

Are you doing nuclear fusion again? 'Cause I can see stars in your eyes.

Rin/Komachi, I have one more stiff for ya...

What's that Nitori? Shirikodama? Oh you kinky little kappa.

>>6630586
yep

I think I got a good one.
I want your forbidden fruit.

Think of hot and steamy sex.

Rika, how about a practical demonstration of a perfect piston.

Something something about cirno's eyes.

I'm Dan, want to maku out?

I have judged you worthy of my {member} what do you S E Y to that?

Your swords can cut through spirits? Well, my sword can cut through your soft hymen.

Hey Reimu, want me to show you a different way of soaring above reality?

>>6634544
Hah!

Hey Luna, wanna make a child?

>>6634607
Shiki-sama's soft cute ass, screw words, I'd just grab it and die happy.

My onbashira is bigger

>>6626498
>If you had no need to fear dying,
In English, we typically only use conditional qualifications when the statement is contrary to reality

I'm assuming you know where you are

>>6626498
>If you had no need to fear dying,
In English, we typically only use conditional qualifications when the statement is contrary to reality. If the conditions for a statement are the expected norm, no conditional statement is needed.

I'm assuming you know where you are. In the first place, "if you a need to fear dying..." may have been a more relevant topic choice.

>>6634759

It's implicating that living things fear death instinctively. Stop being a fag.

>Rumia
I'd bet you'd taste delicious as well, could I eat you out?

Don't care about my pickup line, but if I laid Marisa, I'd have to yell "MASTER SPAAAAAAAAAAAARK!" when I came. You know you would too.

"Queen of the night you say? Mind if I take you on your word?"

(To Remilia)