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6606005

Anonymous Sat Dec 11 20:26:35 2010 No.6606005 [Reply] [Original]

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 05:27:35 2010 No.6608424 How sad its your life guy, xD

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 05:32:35 2010 No.6608441 Oh boy, this repost. We are getting trolled so hard /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 05:33:35 2010 No.6608444 me on the right

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 05:34:35 2010 No.6608446 File: 155 KB, 360x389, 1292145932525.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6608444 You stole my trips

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 06:18:35 2010 No.6608584 My waifu is better than your bitch

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 06:23:35 2010 No.6608592 >>6608584 Did anyone make a /jp/ version of this cpasta?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 06:39:35 2010 No.6608643 >>6608592 Pretty sure every boards have a bunch of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 06:43:35 2010 No.6608649 Dozo. http://encyclopediadramatica.com/So_cash

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 06:48:35 2010 No.6608654 >>6608649 No /jp/ version on there, but durr, I should've checked there first.

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Anonymous Sun Dec 12 06:49:35 2010 No.6608658
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>>6608654

Looks like someone missed JAPAN Cash.

HEY KISAMAS,

WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.

SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.

(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 06:51:35 2010 No.6608663 >>6608658 Oh I've seen that one. I mean a /jp/-er version. "Pic related it's me and my waifu" and such.

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Anonymous Sun Dec 12 07:03:35 2010 No.6608689
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Hey Nerds,

My name is David, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, autistic, neckbeards who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any waifus? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of autists because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Danbooru.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I can beat Touhou on Lunatic, and read three VNs a day. What hobbies do you have, other than "autism autism autism autism autism"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot waifu (I just fapped to her; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my waifu

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 07:08:35 2010 No.6608703 >>6608649 >shit was so CRASH I laughed hard, i didn't know this guy was dead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 12 07:11:35 2010 No.6608709 >>6608689 Fan-fucking-tastic.

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Anonymous Sun Dec 12 07:12:35 2010 No.6608713
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ねえ、同性愛者は、

私の名前は宮本武蔵されており、私はあなたのすべての単一の1つは嫌いだ
。すべての場合は、遅延は、生活者愚かなお尻写真を見て過ごすごとにその

日の第2脂肪されています。すべてを、世界で悪されています。正直言って
、あなたのこれまでの任意の芸者尻をひいたの？私は、私はそれの楽しさ
を推測する独自の不安のために人々の楽しさを意味するが、すべてを全く
新しいレベルにする。これはインターネット上で画像をオフけいれんより悪

いです。

見知らぬ人になるなよ。ただ、最高のショットで私を打った。私はかなり完

璧なんだ。私は日本で最も有名な武士、多くの戦争の始動している。武道
スーパースマッシュブラザーズ以外の戦いは何ですか？また、巨大なカタ
ナと叩いてホットしている芸者のガールフレンド（彼女は私の剣をこすり;
クソのシャープだった）している。あなたはすべての人の同性愛者だけ自分を殺す

必要があります。聞いてくれてありがとう。

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