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No she doesn't and you can't prove she does. But Sakuya does tuck me in at night when I go to sleep and my blanket falls off.

>>6600195

> Wake up later

Ugh, why am I sticky?

That's nice, but I'd preffer it if she'd wipe the drool running down my face instead.

>>6600195
>Yukari gaps into your bedroom at night and pats your head whilst you're sleeping.
You know when you're young and it's Christmas Eve and you want to see Santa Claus but he only comes to your house when he thinks you're sleeping so you lie in bed and pretend to sleep while actually staying awake?

That's me every night from now on.

Chen sneaks into your house and burrows herself far up your anus

>>6600195
>Yukari gaps into your bedroom at night and eats you.
Fixed that for you. Remember kids, Youkai aren't your friends; they're the enemy of all humankind.

>>6600252
Stop that.

>>6600252
>Fixed that for you. Remember kids, Youkai aren't your friends; they're the enemy of all humankind.
I don't think I'd be a very filling or healthy meal, but I hope that I'm at least found tasty.

>>6600252
You realize that it's this attitude that lets youkai persist? Prosper, even?

>>6600241

But that's not an anus.

It's a kotatsu.

Silly.

Keine's ability is bullshit, she ';hid the history'; of the human village so ';no humans would have ever settled there'; but Reimu and Marisa clearly remembered the place and Sakuya even proves it's existance by telling about the mansion's furniture.

>>6600312
You obviously haven't seen my anus.

He shits magic from his 4 leaf clovered shaped anus and sells it for billions.

>>6600195

As long as it's only that

Why would she do that? Placing a tracking device before gapping to Gensokyo?

But... I don't sleep at night.

Maybe one of these days she can take me ;__;

>>6600365

Q­U­­A­­LITY THREAD

>>6600601
QUALITY POST