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They better, or all those doujins would become worthless.
entire forests would have went down in vain!

uhhh, OBVIOUSLY.

IDIOT

Haven't you read ANY of the doujins?

Where's that picture of a Touhou wearing all of the hats when you need it?

How babby formed?

This makes too much sense.

Girls can't have sexual intercourse with each other, OP.

It's canon that Marisa has a father.

Also, Sanae is taller than Suwako.

Your theory is invalid.

So we can stop this using antibiotics?

>>6591396
What is the bottle Mystia gets at the end supposed to do?

>>6591409
I don't think that's how antibiotics work.

The mating ritual of the modern Touhou is complex and deep. During periods of great stress, usually brought on by environmental events such as unusual fog or violent weather patterns a Touhou will become agitated from normal behavior and take to the sky in search of a mate. When a possible suitor is discovered a terse verbal exchange is made in which the two Touhous evaluate the willingness to mate of the other party. If both parties are prepared to reproduced they begin the complex mating dance of the Touhou.
They release haploid gametophytes called "danmaku" in a semi-random pattern over an extended period of time. This danmaku is comparable to the way in which plants release large amounts of pollen over a wide area. However it also serves another purpose. Much like the peacock's plume the way in which a Touhou arranges danmaku beautifully demonstrates the sexual fitness of a potential mate. If a danmaku reaches an egg, sometimes called a "hit box" then that Touhou will typically become submissive and follow the now dominant partner to a new location for tea, a necessary nutrient for the growing child.

touhous need PENIS

>>6591455
that's good, because I thought they exploded and threw many P squares around

>>6591455
so basically touhou is a harem game in which your goal is to make everyone your bitch?

>>6591451
So she can continuously impregnate herself with it's contents.

>>6591484

>>6591483
No, you had it right.

Of course they can, and they do.

Like many other parthenogenic species, the act of mating stimulates the hormonal cycles, leading to much higher chances of a viable embryo being produced.

In the case of Touhous, their magical nature may also come into play, causing the offspring to have some phenotypes of both partners, despite a lack of sperm or other traditional gamete exchange method.

TL;DR Touhous hump and then have babies

>organic succomin

>>6591484
Of course not. Not everyone is invited for tea at the end!

all it takes is one alpha male and suddenly you've got impregnated touhous everywhere

Yes...

Yes, they can. Considering the fact that Marisa has a dad and mom. It's called genetics.

Why is this thread suddenly giving an error when you click on it?

hullo, what the hell happened here

>>6591702

I never got sauce to that doujin, anyone knows it ?

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>>6591455
>>6592183

Samefag.

Yes it's a great comment.

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