/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I hate my dog. She too would hate my dog. Everyone hates my dog.

>>6515415
does your dog shit on the floor with you?

>>6515415
why do you even have that dog then, you idiot?!

QUALITY THREAD

>>6515421
You QUALITY THREAD this thread, but leave the Mugen one unchecked?
/jp/ quality tripfag Confirmed for mugen.

Why does it always have to be spiders?

>>6515429
You don't even know what a QUALITY THREAD means.
Anon confirmed for new.

>>6515437
Hey buddy, what the fuck is your problem? Us spiders can post on the net and have waifus just fine.

>>6515521

Carry on. I have no problems with you, my multi-legged friend. I even have some live grasshoppers if you'd like them.

>>6515521
Actually, pretty logical for a spider to have a waifu, if he's of a species that gets eaten after mating in real life.
Carry on, arachnonymous, I understand why you woudn't want to throw your life away just to get your palps wet.

Hey arachanon, what is it like eating other bugs, do you consider them moe at all? Do you only eat the pure ones?

>>6515584
We don't always eat bugs fellow anonymous

>>6515552
But how can he say he loves his waifu if he won't even allow her to sink her fangs to his abdomen? It's more likely that the spider Anonymous noticed that 3D spiders are sluts and wants to be eaten by a pure 2D spider instead.

Butterflies are like that, it's shown that silver-washed fritillaries find flashing bright orange boards (think those annoying pop-up advertisements) much more attractive than actual females.

spiders are the best kind of pet, they aren't smelly, noisy nor require too much care.

>>6515608
>sink her fangs to his abdomen
And feel the euphoria of his interals liquefying as his conscious slips away? Fair enough.
Maybe he doesn't like vore. Or maybe he wants to be the little arachnette and sink his lolifangs into someone himself.

>>6515612

except for the whole nightmares about it getting out of the cage thing...

... I suppose I'd just have to get used to such a big spider. I'm weird- for some reason little tiny jumping spiders are moe as hell to me and I can play with them and wrangle them, but about an inch or larger, I'm more likely to shout YEEAAARGGHHH and run. Or smash it. ;_;

I don't think she would mind several fish.

>>6515409

I killed all my pets, my dog died after i gave him rotten meat (i didn't know it was rotten), my canary was eaten by my cat, my cat just ran away one day and my fishes died last winter.

>>6515634
>>6515634
don't cage me bro

>>6515634
>jumping spiders
>moe as hell
I...I thought I was the only one.

This is what it must be like when doves cry...

>>6515608
>>6515608
here is a picture of my waifu

>>6515647
I'm sorry to hear that, but I was relly expecting you to say that your cat choked on the goldfish.

Ugh, this thread... spiders...

>>6515676
>>6515676
fucking arachnophobe

>>6515651

>>6515704
萌え～

It's their mojimoji fidgetiness that really gets me.

I love spiders.

Spiders are shit. They ain't even real insects.

>>6515738
They're superior to insects, which are basically just mindless, biological robots.

I love how they have such :3 faces

The only thing I fear more than spiders, are mice.

>>6515788
Thats odd. I thought the thing /jp/ anons would fear most was other people, and mainly females.

>>6515830
People are easily avoidable. Mice are burrow into your room. Do have you ever seen a person scamper across the floor while the door was locked?

>>6515842
Yes.

People are easily avoidable. Mice are burrow into your room. Have you ever seen a person scamper across the floor while the door was locked?

>>6515830
How did he even get in?

>>6515848
my spider eats mice. not kidding either. any future problem is solved.

>>6515868
My spider eats people. Not kidding either. Any future potential girlfriends eaten.

>>6515830
Maybe he meant FEMALE spiders and mice?

>>6515884
I had a plant like that once.

>>6515633
In that case, being a social spider would be the best. In social spiders, hundreds of individuals, sometimes belonging to dozens of different species, share a single, massive web that can span several trees. So you could be the little loli spider and join such a communal web, where you would be cared by a gentle elder sister, elegantly drinking tea with her (with the pinky finger extended, of course) while wrapping up prey caught in your shared web. In spiders, digestive juices injected into prey are ingested back and recycled, so your perverted spider onee-sama would often use this as an excuse to kiss you and drink your saliva while molesting your epigyne with her legs.

Shit, I hate bugs, and I hate spiders. If I see one indoors, it's as good as dead.

>>6515900

>>6515900
>arcshitshiscolonout.jpg

Fuck you, you faggots don't even know spiders.
I- I-

>>6515901
You're a bastard. If a spider is in my house, I catch it and put it outside. I never kill unless I have to.

>>6516721

That reminds me. There was a spider in my downstairs guest room, and I left him alone instead of killing him. Later I found him all dried up and dead.... Perhaps I should have captured the poor thing and tossed it outside.

>>6516736
Meh. You did the best you can do. Death is natural, maybe it was its time.

Are you sure it wasn't just a molt shell?

>>6516721

Eh, probably, but those things are the only things in the entire world that I actually hate. I won't dare even touch one of them with my bare hands.

>>6515738
Cockroaches, while I commend their longevity, are all around looked down upon, for all the good reasons.

I heard they're a delicacy in some places however. Is this true?

>>6516747
Honestly, I don't touch them with my bare hands either, because I'd rather not get bit. I usually trap them in a cup.