/jp/ - Otaku Culture

here you go

I have created some shitty Touhou MSpaint shops over famous people, a couple of OWNpapers and that retarded comic about a foreign troll trying to troll /jp/.

Happy, OP?

Too lazy to finish anything.

I made something.. ;_;

>>6511480
gao gao stegosaurus

>>6511467
OP probably thinks hilarious reaction images/macros is contributing. What a loser. I might report this thread. Dunno yet.

>>6511484
Go for it, it'll ease your pain.

>>6511480
Way to go!
I love the way the colors change!

>>6511480
So cute....

Is rolling for funny captchas considered OC?

>>6511473
Could you draw the sister with the phone?
I'd like to see that.

>>6511467
Slightly manlier Yuugi?

>>6511501
Only if you give them funny filenames.

I made this cute girl because i'm learning to draw. I still don't get right any other pose

I've made tons of stuff for multiple boards.
Not recently however. I should probably get to work on that.

>>6511506
I love the way her right leg looks like she's almost going to take a step. Was this intended?
I find another easy pose being "holding one of your arms behind your back" - Just make sure some of it don't end up missing.

One time I made a thread where I drew stuff on index cards with red markers, but people told me that It's retarded, so I stopped.

I don't have photoshop because ever since I formatted my comp I havent found one copy that didnt reek of virus/trojan

Better than the average Deviantart post I'll have you know.

I colored this and am also responsible for some fairly popular shops and a ton of yuukuri shit.

>>6511526
Post one or two.

>>6511480
What

>>6511538
I threw the index cards away and deleted the pictures I had.

You can see the thumbnails here, though.
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/3962256

I drew stuff in the MSPaint threads before. Might do more stuff here I guess.

>>6511537
It's okay, you can be proud - Just keep being nameless, because that's awesome.

>>6511541
From the thumbnail i thought its tail would turn out to be a dick.

>>6511532
You can always try GIMP.
http://www.gimp.org/screenshots/

>>6511521
thanks. not intended but i kinda fixed it on photoshop.

>>6511544
I remember that thread! I participated in it too, let's see what posts were mine...

Hmm this one I recognize as being mine: http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/3962256#p3967302

I wish I had a scanner. Or a Wacom board for that matter.

>>6511581
Hmm, now that I look at the rest I'm not so sure I said that. Never mind.

Do you guys remember what were your own posts when you look at old threads? I can never really tell anymore. I have become one with the /jp/ hivemind I guess.

I really hate drawing bodies. I'm not so good an artist so eh.

>>6511597
Just promise me you won't "Take up a tripcode so i can recognize my own posts" because that's the lamest of all excuses.

If i knew how to use photoshop i would create a lot of OC but i'm too lazy to learn.

>>6511601
No, I've used a tripcode for a short while in the past and I didn't really like it. You constantly have to weigh your words because people will bring up what you said earlier in any future discussion. I much prefer being anonymous.

Yesterday evening I dreamed I was creating Touhou OC with a tablet. It's not quite dreaming of Gensokyo, but close enough.

i created ONE OC .... but it's not /jp/ related .... here

>>6511467
You know we regularly have OC threads, right? There just isn't one right now.

I don't know what I was trying to do, I started out with a cat, then I decided to draw miku. Now I have this abomination

>>6511581
I'm glad you enjoyed it.

>>6511503
Okay more Shoop.

>>6511670
The posters in the OC threads aren't the ones i was fishing for.
Look at this thread - It's wonderful.

Alt-/jp/ threads are the best threads

Why did I spend so long trying to draw grimdark bamboo?

I'm not TOO terrible an artist. Not too good of one either. It's just that I have no tablet or reliable scanner, so my artwork never reaches the net. Even if I had access to photoshop, I wouldn't be able to do anything with a mouse...

>>6511725
No, no, anon, take that sage off - You want to SHARE this work, not hide it.
I think it looks pretty chill, i just wish you'd used one more color.

Who is that down at the lake?

>>6511744
That's another excuse, and you even know it!
Shame on you!

Now you'll have to share at least ONE image.

>>6511750

Well, fine. I suppose I might try to make something in MS paint...

Try setting your brush to 2% opacity and then go crazy anon!

>>6511760

FINISHED. It's an attempt at a Cirno. I tried using the curvy tool in MSpaint.

>>6511836
not bad i like it

>Why haven't you created any oc
It's funny.

Because I have 3 folders with 75~ pictures that I've photoshopped.

>>6511840

Thanks.
And, bump, since we don't get these threads very often...It's really nice to see other people's art.

>>6506749
Also I wrote, a lot.

>>6511872
Wait.. This isn't OC at all!
>See shoop
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>6511836
Mind if I make my own version of this?

>>6511881
That's nice. I found myself lazing about one morning, and suddenly i was writing an ero flick in my head (In english to boot, and english is a second language of mine).

As soon as i got up i lost my trail of though, and my inspiration

I write, and last I checked fanfiction is banned/mocked here.

>>6506749
>>6511900
I think not, just so long as it's sexy, and humorous.

>>6511900
Writings are kind of a grey zone.
Some appreciate it, some detest it, but i assure you, this thread will not shun you.

I did this a like 2 months ago... I fucking suck.

>>6511903
Someday /jp/ will get a writefag that does something other than porn. Someday.

>>6511948

Where can I find a Metal Slug machine in the United Kingdom?

>>6511896
I gave it a shot anyway.
I still need a lot of practice.
Can't get the arms or hands right.

>>6511896
Naw, I don't mind at all. I would actually be pretty happy to see my drawing in
higher quality...

>>6511904
Hmm, I'd like to see some writing in here too. I've seen some pretty phenomenal writing before.

>>6511962
I can do not-porn, it just won't be as funny, I just need a request that isn't porn.

Also posting went down right before I typed this.

>>6511962

Wrote something of an origin story for Yuugi, but in hindsight the quality was so-so at best - only to be expected when you write post by post off the top of your head.

>>6511900
And I program, but that doesn't go in an art thread.

Maybe I'll try writing instead.

>>6511480
You uh... inspired me. I hope you don't get mad that I took from your idea

>>6512176
Oh damn thats badass. It's like if I did shrooms in a time machine

>fiddle around in Photoshop
Please don't give me any more ideas, me and Photoshop are a horrible combination.

>It doesn't matter if the result is shit - You'll have made something, and that something will have made you better.

I can't accept this sort of thinking!
Here is a perfect proof by counterexample.

>>6512254
Saved

>>6512030
Sometimes people mention story ideas or things they'd like to see happen in threads. It'd be nice for some of them to actually get written up.

>>6512380
Aye, after I finish up with this EroRemi story I'm going to move on to 2 others, one involving Meido, Captcha-tan, and rape. The second being a story involving Mind Control.

here you go

This is it.

I drew my waifu.

jesus christ reading the OP is like a magical trip to /b/ land

>>6512387
I really hate /jp/ sometimes. Have fun writing for your audience, then.

>>6512471
What? You don't like a strap-on Meido raping Captcha-tan with a man? Or was it the Mind-control part?

>>6512254
woah man, it's like we were thinking the exact same thing!
Want my msn and deviant art account? would could make a joint gaia account and be adored desu ne~

>>6512481
Everything.

>>6512481
The /jp/ meme porn. I'd say mind control, but I don't think you're capable of writing anything vile enough to annoy me.

>>6512538
I don't if it's just me, but I feel theres a serious lack of Meido porn, along with Captcha-tan porn, which I feel I could kill with one stone. But hey, I'm open to suggestions.

Incoming, get your fap towels ready!

Just a little sketch of my love Erika.

Just a little sketch of my love Erika.