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Your favorite touhou is now your Mama.

What do you get her for Christmas?

>> No.6495941

A whole murder of rape.

>> No.6495943

A dancing sunflower.

>> No.6495948

My dick in a box

>> No.6495955

>>6495941
aya?

>> No.6495956
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6495956

>>6495939
Strom atronaches, dremora, Beholdens, Flame atronaches Skeletons, clannfear, Ice atronach a Lich, Zombies daedroth, scamp and spider daedra.

Aren't i so loving?

>> No.6495961

does anyone ever point out that's not Ran?

>> No.6495966

What about my real mama?

>> No.6495968

>>6495956
I can't wait for elder scrolls 5 which I will play for 600 hours.

There is a new rumor about it.

>> No.6495969
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>>6495961

>> No.6495976

I dont have a favorite touhou...

>> No.6495983

Tear-away stage clothing.

>> No.6495977

>your waifu is now your mom
why god

why

>> No.6495985

A gift certificate.

>> No.6495995
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6495995

What's in Chen's giftbag?

>> No.6496008
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6496008

I don't know. What do you give a woman who collects cursed artifacts?

And I am NOT okay with this.

>> No.6496015
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6496015

A book about World War 2.
Holocaust? What holocaust?

>> No.6496025
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6496025

On the note of christmas presents, what do i get my 15year old little sister?

That said i am 20 and i dont feel like going to jail for the rest of my natural life.

>Picture probably unrelated.

>> No.6496039
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6496039

I wish me Hina as my christmas gift...

>> No.6496065 [DELETED] 
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6496065

Whatever I end up giving here will never top what my sister makes.

>> No.6496061
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6496061

A keyring.
She is very forgetful. Just hook your pagoda to it and problem's solved!

>> No.6496128
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6496128

I get my mommy frogs.

>> No.6496133
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6496133

Probably some custom made dolls.

>> No.6496165

>>6495995
A bike?

>> No.6496182
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6496182

The idea of being raised by Tewi is terrifying.
I'd get her a tail warmer, some ear muffs, and some gloves though.
Rabbits don't deal well with snow.

>> No.6496184
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A "broomstick."

>> No.6496185
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6496185

A nice warm hug and an "I love you"...

And this thread just made me realize that I haven't done that for my own mom in about 10 years.

>> No.6496187
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6496187

I would give her some tasty eggs.

>> No.6496188

>>6496008
>You're her greatest curse.

>> No.6496195
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6496195

The car that Kennedy got shot in?

I'm drawing a blank as far as cursed objects...

>> No.6496201

>>6496195

How about James Dean's car, complete with Alec Guinness' handprint still on the hood?

>> No.6496206
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Uhh, what could she want other than a dead Kaguya...

>> No.6496215
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6496215

I dunno... Kaguya's head on a plate but I'd probably die trying, so...maybe some tobacco or something like that

>> No.6496228

I had a weird dream last night about trying to fuck my mother but she was too tight so I couldn't get my dick in.

>> No.6496272
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>>6496201

Ahh, I bet she'd love that!

Thanks.

>> No.6496314

>>6496185
I can't hug my mom, she's dead

I would get my Touhou mom stuff for making dolls (I think she like making the dolls, so that would be better than the other anon's idea of a premade doll)

>>6496228
tell us more

>> No.6496335

>>6496206
>>6496215
Friggin' hivemind

>> No.6496351
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6496351

Gold, frankincense....you know, the usual.

>> No.6496361

>>6496188
...Coming from Hina, I'm not sure if that's an insult or not.

>> No.6496400

I'm glad I'm so indecisive. I actually like my current mom the way she is.

Also I plan to get her a precious moments figurine or a new larger china cabinet for her precious moments figurines.

>> No.6496505

>>6496185
I think I never did that.
;_;

>> No.6496779

QUALITY THR­EAD

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