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6471244 No.6471244 [Reply] [Original]

That feel when you take out the trash and some random guy follows you halfway up your driveway and you pretend not to notice.

>> No.6471249
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I know that feel.

>> No.6471247

I don't think normal people follow strangers up their driveways

>> No.6471252

>>6471247
True, it must have been a /jp/sie.

>> No.6471254

What?

>> No.6471256

>you take out the trash

Sorry, can't relate.

>> No.6471258

that feel when you're remembering when you were in high school four years ago taking a psychoanalysis test and the tester asks you if you know what 'aberration' means but you don't and reply 'apparition' as your only guess and then the tester repeats 'yes, aberration' and then you say apparition again and he says 'yep, aberration' and you do this two more times until he goes 'okay...' and moves onto the next question and you wonder if he thinks you're completely autistic but know it won't matter since you didn't know what it means anyway then your case worker says you went really well on the psychoanalysis and she was really surprised by your scores but she forgot to bring them so you ask her to bring them next week and then next week she forgot again and you ask and then the next week she also forgot and you keep bringing it up then finally she brings them and asks you if you want to see them which seems like a weird question because you have been asking for this long then she silently hands them to you and you read over the terrible scores and the analysis based on those scores such as how you're basically in 7th grade level in all the fields despite being in 10th grade and this is attributed to your absence from school and you say you weren't expecting these results to your case worker who is looking at you with a poker face and she asks what you didn't expect and you say for example the part where it says my mathematics is at a 7th grade level and she says oh and you realize the reason she wouldn't show you the results is because she had you take the test because she thought if she showed you were intelligent it might cheer you up but it completely backfired on her and she was helpless in the face of your insistence and she just stares at you with the same poker face. and the next week you have another case worker

>> No.6471260

>>6471254
Seconding this

>> No.6471261

>>6471244
Why was there a random guy following you up your driveway?

>> No.6471268
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>>6471258
What kind of dumbfuck doesn't know the word "aberration"?

>> No.6471270

More like I never actually noticed

>> No.6471274

>>6471258
That feel after reading the whole sentence and am apathetic

>> No.6471278

I would be scared he's going to stab me or something

>> No.6471282
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>>6471261
Dunno. I saw him on the sidewalk when I put the trash out and heard footsteps behind me while I walked back to the front door. As I was closing the door I looked the direction of my driveway out of the corner of my eye in time to catch him standing there.

>> No.6471290

>>6471282
You just blew your chance... he thought you were the little girl.

>> No.6471297

>>6471282
Creepy.
Are you female?

>> No.6471301

>how you're basically in 7th grade level in all the fields despite being in 10th grade
How weak. I was at a 10th grade level when I was in elementary school.

>> No.6471308

>>6471297
No.

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>>6471301
Weren't we all?
Those of us who aren't hardcore autismic, that is.

>> No.6471318

>>6471258

That must suck for you.
But now I'm wondering, why are you /jp/ of all places?

>> No.6471696
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If I had a stranger follow me up my driveway I would lock myself indoors and slyly peer out the window to see what the hell he was doing.

This reminds me of this time that a man with a breifcase who resembled Hunter S. Thompson was standing outside my house. It was night, and when I went out to leave to go somewhere, for a few hours, he started walking away. Nervous, I watched him leave (to make sure he WOULD leave). When I got back (a few hours later), he was walking down the street in the same direction.

I was paranoid of that man for about a week. I was 16 or 17 at the time, I'm 19 now. Female.

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>>6471696

>> No.6471707

>>6471312
More like, everyone on /jp/ except sion.

>> No.6471708

>>6471696
Scared little kittens like you make the best rape victims. Fear is such a big turn on.

>> No.6471709

You just missed a killer ero scene. Emphasis on "killer."
Go back to a previous save and turn around this time.

>> No.6471714

OP how the fuck were you not paranoid?

>> No.6473982

Saved this gem from page 15.

>> No.6473998

>>6471708
I'm the most coward man in the world and it never turned anybody on.

>> No.6474120

i don't know that feeling because i don't go outside

and lol at the guy who thinks he's a woman itt

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