/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I think it's lubricant, not jelly.

I'm goddamn KY.

>he hasn´t that new tenga fliphole
get out man.

>>6455005
The new flipholes are for japanese penis.

Although I'm sure that's probably a good thing, neither the white or black flipholes I have are tight enough even for my above average size penis, I have to squeeze the buttons much to better emulate 2D.

>Pepee
>Peepee

Is this bottled loli urine?

I have 17 evo and that orange pepe and peace's plus Mui

Mui's is really fuckably soft.

Why is it so hard for guys to get off and so easy for girls? All girls need is a damned carrot or something. Guys have to spend $60,000,000,000 on flip holes and shit. Goddamn it.

I haven't used mine for weeks. So lazy

>>6455026
I don't know about you bro, but I've reached a point where I can cum by sheer force of will alone.

>>6455026
You were born with two hands, weren't you?
How inept are you?!

Why is it so hard for girls to get off and so easy for guys? All guys need is a damned sock or something. Girls have to spend $60,000,000,000 on dildos and shit. Goddamn it.

>>6454981

All I use is a box of latex gloves and a bottle of lotion. Enjoy your Nomoney.

>>6455185
Maybe this explains why all women are inherently sexually promiscuous.

Why would you buy two flipholes when you've already got a 17 evo? Their entire premise is invalid anyway.

>>6455192
Do you fuck the box, fuck the individual gloves, or wear the gloves on your hands as you fap?

17 Evo is pretty balla, but I prefer using Hall's for lube than PePee, it doesn't dry out as fast.

>>6455212
I bought the fliphole black first, used it for about half a year then it started making my dick bleed so I stopped.

Bought the fliphole white and oh god this shit is so good

Was running low on lube, the evo is so cheap that I just dropped it in with the order since it's apparently the most "realistic" so I was mostly curious.

>>6455223
Yeah I have noticed that Pepee dries out rather quickly. It relubes if you add some water, at least.

>>6455228
Oh, I thought that was all one order. Also lol at it making your dick bleed. I have to ask just how it did that.

>>6455216

Use the gloves to masturbate. I never was much of a boxfucker.

If I move out of my parents house I'm gonna have a shitload of sex toys. Can't wait to get some dildos

>>6455238
Use the gloves to plumb your ass pipes with instead.

>>6455234
Well, I was trying to spread-out my lube rations, so I only cleaned it once a day (often I was using it 3 times a day), a couple times I forgot to go clean it out and the PePee lube sort of dried out the internal texture and made it a bit firmer. The black doesn't particularly have alot of texture in it - it doesn't "envelope" you like the white and evo, so I always squeezed it pretty hard to make it tight.

A combination of that, and possibly my dick also getting dried out by the pepee lube's use eventually led to chafing, eventually made the fliphole black tear my skin regardless of how much lube I used. It was sort of a love-hate relationship, it was sort of like fapping with papercuts on your dick or something, you just wanted to get it over with so it would stop hurting.

>>6455262
The story was even more painful than I had hoped.

I only use mine once a week at most so I think I avoid a lot of trouble that way.

SIR, DOES THE TOTAL WEIGHT OF ALL YOUR ITEMS EXCEED 435 GRAMS?

I'M AFRAID I WILL BE CONFISCATING YOUR ITEMS.

>>6455251
I'm 23 and still at home, but I have a wide variety of prostate massagers, dildos, onaholes etc. I just keep them in my cupboard.

My wardrobe is filled with figures. My dad would probably beat me for having figs and ignore the sex stuff to be honest.

>>6455252

Sometimes I do.

Sometimes I think of you when I do it.

>>6455291
That's nice, at least you have a cupboard and wardrobe to call your own. ;_;

>>6455308
That sucks. Some people also have parents who go through their stuff all the time. I would probably die if I didn't have a private space where I could fap to lolicon and put my dick inside weird things.

I really want to buy a fliphole after hearing so many people rave about it.

Where's the best place to buy one? Has to be discreet shipping though.

>>6455291
How do you keep your toys clean? Does your cupboard also have a sink or do the crusty remains of last night's fun add to the enjoyment?

>>6455335
Not same anon, but it's easy to get into a bathroom without being seen. He might even have one attached to his room.

>>6455335
I have a bathroom about 6 steps away from my bedroom door. I usually only do it when they've gone to bed anyway. I suppose my situation is rather convenient.

I have shit on my bed before from not using enough lube once. I forget how I explained that one away.

When I was 7 I got caught looking at porn, so that was my "never again" moment. Now I am a master at maintaining privacy.

>>6455356
My grandmother caught me masturbating when I was younger. I was supposed to be getting into the shower but I figured "eh." She just looked at me and pretended nothing was happening.

>>6454981
No!

>>6455356
7? That's pretty early, I started at 10 and it was only just looking until 11.

Never really been caught, but there was this time when I have been walked in and then spoken to casually after having just ejaculated. My door had no lock and nobody ever bothered knocking. I don't think they noticed as I was quick to hide my hands, but I don't know. I assume they didn't notice because they would have wrapped up the conversation.

Are there any designed for hermaphrodites so it stimulates both the penis and the vagina at the same time?

How do they feel? What makes them feel good/bad, ect? Vivid details please!

>>6455320
Most of them are pretty discrete.

I've ordered from Kanojo toys, j-list, and en-nls

en-nls shipped my 17evo and it was by far the most discrete of the bunch. Most of them label the object on the shipping form pretty discretely, though, one of my flipholes from j-list was labeled as a "hobby kit".

en-nls has the best selection of lubes and prices, but the most expensive shipping since they only offer express which takes about 3 days.. J-List is probably the cheapest overall to buy a fliphole from if you get it shipped by SAL, but it will take about a month.

A comparison is buying a fliphole from en-nls, with a bottle of peaces lube (360ml) will cost ¥5596 with ¥3400 shipping = ¥8,996 = $108.16 USD with ~3day shipping.

fliphole + 360ml bottle of pepee from j-list with ~10-15 airmail = $102, with 5-7 day EMS - $110 USD.

Then the other sites like Kanojotoys or toydemon don't have the good cheap/big bottle lubes.

So even with the ass-raping shipping, en-nls still comes out better. Just buy a couple litres of lube if you intend on using it for a good while.. I have personally used about 6-7 of those big pepee lube bottles over the course of about a year. Ordering it all at once will save you big time, and local lubes like astroglide/ky/id glide all fucking suck in comparison.

>>6455392
Not that I know of explicitely. But the rude boy, at the bottom of the main part has a kin of spikey/soft base and it vibrates. I've heard it works well for anal and clitoral stimulation but I don't know if that would be of any help.

>tenga flip
YOU CAN RE-USE THE 10$ TENGAS

GOD

They have you by the balls, charging you 75$ for that.

literally.

>>6455022

What is this Mui and where do I get one?

Which toys give you the most bang for the buck. Pun intended.

>>6455447
http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.29431

>>6455421
Onaholes are easy to clean too. The flip is a useless gimmick that adds price and shortens lifespan.

>>6455447
Prostate massagers. By far in my opinion. Onaholes etc are real nice, but a proper prostate orgasm is crazy. Both at the same time, is even better,

>>6455455
On the other hand an onahole is much simpler to use because there is no poop residue involved at any step of the process. It depends on the user of course but I find that cleanup is a real issue to weigh when I'm considering how to fap.

What's the best prostate device out there? I have a naughty boy, and it's ok, but it could really be much better.

>>6455512

If you consider clean-up then your hand wins by miles every time.

>>6455512
That is a good point. Cleaning up is a real pain.

I keep anti-bacterial wipes you can get it supermarkets. I usualy wipe off any visible residue with tissues, wash it with soap and scrub under hot water then go over it with the anti-bacterial wipe. So it's a bit if a process.

I just rinse out the onahole with hot water, dry it and use the anti-bac wipe. Much easier.

>>6455530
That is why I use my hand most of the time, yes. The other things are just for when I want something special.

>>6455524
I have a rude boy, I assume it is in the same line if products. I prefer some of the Aneros models a lot more. They don't even require hands once they are in and they work great.

>>6455374
>Sakuya Onahole

WHERE!?

>>6455374
Oh my god.
Would much rather have a Flanohole though

>>6455542
Aren't you explicitly supposed to NOT WASH WITH SOAP?

>>6455564
Not that I have seen? Including the "instructions" that came with them.

>>6455564
Soaps can break down the material, I think, but a gentle soap won't hurt it much. Getting your butt juice off the thing is more important. I think the danger is that the surface could wear down and create tiny bacteria traps, or rough parts that tear up your ass. Putting a nonlubed condom over it when you use it helps to make the whole deal as safe as possible. It smooths the surface and you can remove most of the shit all at once without touching it.

>>6455564
Put your trip away.

>>6455374
I'll take 20

>>6455542
>I just rinse out the onahole with hot water, dry it and use the anti-bac wipe.
Is that sufficient? Sounds more convenient than I was expecting.

>>6455613
Probably depends on what it's made out of. I've heard that soap is bad for silicone toys.

>>6455374
Any Reimu-based onaholes?

>>6455637
>>6455563
>>6455555

http://www.dmm.co.jp/mono/goods/-/detail/=/cid=hole1901/
http://www.dmm.co.jp/mono/goods/-/detail/=/cid=hole1900/

Looks pretty generic and boring on the inside

>>6455645
Yeah I just rinse mine out while rubbing the inside with my finger until it stops being slimy, then shake it out and leave it to dry. It never smells or gets crusty or anything.

>>6455656

>>6455645
It's just lube and cum pretty much. It's not like a dildo with shit all over it. But it would hurt to give it a good, but gentle, clean every once in a while.

>>6455659
No gears, fuck that.

>>6455659
Compare that to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vo7tBpT7T0

>>6455656
bump

>>6455421

Which tenga re-usable feels the best and where can you get them cheapest?

>>6454981
No because the Evo 17 is pretty terrible and you wasted your money on it. Don't know about the Tenga, did you try it out yet?

>>6455421
the cheap tengas are fucking shit. I bought a standard size one first time and it was notably too small, then bought the US soft hole and it was pretty average, and less enjoyable than the random ones i'd tried from some japanese site.

At least the tenga.co.uk store is cheap and ships them discreetly.
brown paper envelope that clearly shows the round outline of the thing

>>6454981
>Ag+
How are silver ions useful in lube, exactly?

>>6458024

The Evo is like $60 right? Sounds like a fucking rip-off.

>>6458041
http://www.e-nls.com/index.php

These guys are bros when it comes to shipping, and their prices are good too. Great selection as well.

i just ordered this, cant wait for delicious lips to caress mine dick. in before 3d pig.

>>6455659
Seriously, I expected the Remi one to have teeth.

Or would that be Koa?

Thinking about getting a tenga for the hell of it.

Which model would you guys suggest for a first timer like me?

I'll be buying it from J-List.

>>6458036
Silver ions and silver compounds show a toxic effect on some bacteria, viruses, algae and fungi, typical for heavy metals like lead or mercury, but without the high toxicity to humans that are normally associated with these other metals. Its germicidal effects kill many microbial organisms in vitro, but testing and standardization of silver products is difficult.

My Samsung washing mashine has a some sort of Nano AG+ particles in it.

>>6458062
>Fleshlight Girls

As in little girls? Our god is an awesome god.

>>6458106
The opposite, unfortunately. "Girls" refers to the fact they're modeled after specific porn stars' vaginias. In other words, WIDE AND STRETCHED OUT and full of imaginary STDs.

So whats supposed to be better Evo 17, Tenga Black or Tenga White Fliphole?

>>6458112
>>6458106

for you pedophiles they have the "mini lotus" which is the "lotus" (inside modeled after a real vagina) but smaller. it comes with the "lupe" model which is a porn star who's whole gimmick is that she looks like a little girl.

>>6458132
Probably tenga white, but they're all bad from what I've heard/experienced.

>>6458134
And by "little girl" they mean pretending to be 18 years old high school student.

>>6458134
£65 on a fleshlight? AHahahaha oh god fuck no I have better things to be spending my money on.

>>6455374
Jesus christ where can I get these!?
>Captcha : Le' willy inside
oh god It's on to us!

>>6458157
But you don't, do you?

>buying a fleshlight

Enjoy your Xbox of the onahole world.

Man, I AM jelly.
You boys get all the fun sex toys while we girls are left in the cold.
I mean, come on, would it be that hard to make a "tentacle rape" toy for the more adventurous/ otaku among us?
Also, unless your vagoo's fully developed, it feels better on the outside than on the inside.... especially if even a baby carrot is likely to stretch the "inside".
=.=
So wiggly vibrating tentacle, plox?

>>6458195
It's true. Usually clitoris stimulation is far more important than vagina in my experiences. That's why good vibrators will usually simultaneously have a nub to rub your clit.

What I really don't like about things like Fleshlight vibro is that it's all separate and it's so complicated to set up. Add in separate vibrators and such and it's even crazier. Is there not any specially designed toys for hermaphrodites to cover everything at once?

>we girls

>>6458195
Frankly, there's so many dildo shapes that I'm shocked that something wouldn't fit that bill already.

Maybe I'm in the wrong business and should be exploiting the newly emerging market for such things.

You and I should be business partners.

>>6455026
Jesus, man. GET A GRIP!

http://www.e-nls.com/pict1-22255-12001000

So cheap I almost wanna buy some to test.