/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I think you made this thread just to invite "go to /v/" trolls, judging from that OP.

>>6452201

They're just gonna have to DEAL WITH IT

captcha: gave runifarm

>>6452211
can you make one post without using memes?

OP, just delete this thread and try again. Copy and paste the first post in the last one.

>>6452224

Do this and include a reference number to that thread for EM.

>>6452224
I concur

Memes and secret-club humor is not welcomed here. We're losers in life, not kids trying to find an online sanctuary

aaaage

>start RF3
>imouto comes over to look at what i'm playing
>she wants to fuck

>entire field covered with tomato plants
>storm out of nowhere
>replace plants
>another storm the next day

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so which waifu are you weeabros picking? i like Marion because she actually kicks ass in battle

>>6452479
ITS SQUEEZIN' TIME!

Stop trying to turn /jp/ into /v/, 3D-loving assholes.

>>6452479

I'm having a hard time choosing, at first I was sure I was going to the mermaid, but Sofia is really growing on me..

A little while ago she told me to go die in a fire :3

>>6452508

You hate everything 3D then? You are 3D. Kill yourself.

>>6452515
>What is going on in this thr-
>Oh lordy.

>playing lfd2
>some girl joins at the end
>say "hey can i fuck your insides till they are numb"
>she says "kids are funny"
>she shoots me till im at half heath
>calls a vote to kick me
>playing with a team full of white knights
>kicked

girl gamer general

>Girl on my team on any game
>Act no differently toward her
>She's so used to special attention she thinks I'm ignoring her because she's a girl rather than that I'm just being indifferent
>She bitches over chat
>Whiteknights join in
>Leave game of my own volition
>Suck my boyfriends cock

Holy shit women are retarded, white knights are just as bad

This is how it would've played out for me:

>playing lfd2
>some girl joins at the end
>say "hey can i fuck your insides till they are numb"
>she says "kids are funny"
>she shoots me till im at half heath
>while this is happening, i change my name to hers
>quickly start a vote to kick her
>playing with a team full of white knights, and they're too silly to realize who the real person is
>she gets kicked
>teamkill rest of team
>leave because they're faggot white knights

>join ICC pug with my female orc warlock
>two girls in chat
>blood queen boss
>they're fucking up big time
>1 girl bites the healer
>other girl doesn't bite anyone, transforms and kills ranged dps
>pop demonform and kill her
>she bitches at me for killing her
>use voice changing software to sound like a girl
>call them out on their shit
>catfight starts in vent
>2 girls get kicked
>bring in two bros
>1-shot everything to LK then 2-shot LK

>>6452528
>>6452531
>>6452534

>join a game of l4d with a girl gamer and two obvious white knights
>she misses constantly and generally runs off alone when we're survivors
>tell her a good charging spot at the beginning of the tunnel of love, to get our team to a good start
>she says "wow anon you're fucking annoying shut up"
>call her a cunt fuck
>kick vote has been started against me
>kicked

So I checked her profile, and it was some shit like "When I game, I game for keeps. Be prepared for some rough trash talk with me, and be ready to take as much as you dish out."

>>6452515
I don't like looking at myself, either. Killing myself would be like burning this game's studio to the ground, it's a little extreme.

>wake up
>save
>go to field
>spend most of day watering plants
>do quests
>give gifts to everyone
>almost 5PM
>start harvesting
>here comes lazy bitch
>HARVESTING LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR CHUCKING VEGETABLES AT THE BIN
>try to throw weeds in
>accidentally throw them at her
>she mad
>reset game

aaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>be a girl gamer
>rarely ever talk
>don't need online attention because I'm not a hambeast irl
>do my job just as well or better than the guys
>they think i'm a bro
>continue to let them think that
>we get along just fine
>feels good man

please make a new thread for rage/girl gamer/whatever THANKS

>roll medic in tf2
>heal some pyro
>heavy and pocket medic jumps out of corner
>OH SHI-
>pyro juggles heavy in air and axtingunishes him
>meanwhile i needlebuttfuck his medic
>medic falls under train
>pyro says "nice"
>it's a girl
>mfw girl that can actually play games

>fighting dragon
>down to 1 HP
>transform, out of desperation
>suddenly, I transform into a BEAR
>RIP AND TEAR DRAGON
>go to town
>fuck everyone, including MILFs
>alpha as FUCK

>regular weekly ICC10 group
>missing someone so we bring in a friend of a friend
>it's a girl
>she joins vent, most annoying high-pitched voice ever and starts continuing a conversation she obviously had before with her friend, about her school life
>mute like the fist of the north star
>guildies do the same
>run icc10 with no problems
>unmute her after LK dies, she's still talking to her friend

>play WoW with friends for 4 years
>think friends are all girls
>turns out none of them are except me
>stick with one because he's a bro
>other one is a registered sex offender
>other one a beggar faggot
>switch faction with the bro
>get stalked cross-faction by beggar faggot

wtf all this shit? reported for spamming

>LOOK AT ME IMA GRRRRRLLLLL GMAER

Is there a free trial?

>>6452561

>WoW

laughinggirls.jpg

>>6452515

I think I get it now.

This stuff really doesn't belong here. It fits perfectly in /v/. They keep filling up threads about it, so just go there.

>>6452568
>>6452568
U MAD?
>playing Reach
>person joins lobby
>view record
>1000 kills 100 deaths.
>I ask if that's legit.
>Girl voice, yeah why wouldn't it be
>just asking.. that's pretty amazing
>"thanks"
>game starts
>I get stealth killed by her within 3seconds of the match starting
>the fuck?
>"I spawned right behind you"
>hmm
>game continues until I win
>notice she's in last place
>bad game?
>"yeah.. lol"
>view game stats.. she's in last place but she has 12 kills 1 death
>how the hell?
>"i was perched"
>oh you're a camper...
>"no!"
>"I was perched!"
>next game starts
>instantly stealth killed by her again
>really?
>"lol spawned behind you again"
>(how is that even possible?)
>she begins laughing for no reason
>wat?
>"I'm perched again, look see me?"
>stealth killed when trying to find her
>looks like the wall grabbed me
>the fuck was that?
>"see told ya"
>go back to same spot
>chuck grenade
>kill
>THE FUCK!?
>dude walks over
>stealth kills me
>lols loudly into mic
>"NEWB!"
>suddenly
>I spawn inside the wall
>stealth kill same dude
>"WHAT THE FUAGHJHGHJBKBJGFHVJGCK!!"
>I dunno man
>he spawns inside wall too..
>"Is this some sort of cheat?"
>I dunno...
>girl comes through wall
>"ha you guys are perched now too"
>kills us both
>"GAME OVER"
>She has 25 kills 0 deaths
>.... I'm done with this game
>Girl: "Ha, Ha, sorry."

>>6452577
hcg source?

>>6452561
>>6452566
>>6452577
Source would be most appreciated, spamer-kun.