/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Nothing to see here folk's.
Move along.

With most girls these days, she should be ready right away, even before she has the official status as your girlfriend. If she claims to not be ready, she's probably manipulating you.

women want sex 100% of the time also: money also: chocolate also: sex with other men also: makeup also: more money

>Thinking of getting a girlfriend

I wish it was that easy for me...

You'll be waiting for her to make the first move and when she tries to touch your penis you will instantly be scared and flinch away.

If you're charming enough (or have a fat wallet) and live in the West. Then probably first night. A lot of times you can just fuck the girl without being in a official relationship with the girl.

>>6437550
More like she'll touch it and the dick will flinch.

Threads like this showcase exactly how bad the normal infestation in /jp/ is.

>>6437537
Modern day western women don't wait, you don't even need to be in a relationship.
So enjoy your used goods and STDs.

/jp/ ain't for discussing girlfriends. Period.

>>6437560
posts like this showcase that /jp/ is actually pretty easy to troll

>>6437560
Fuck off TRUE NEET XD

>>6437569

>>6437569
That guy is probably the OP trying to lay some bait.
And you bit, like the silly minnow you are.

All you have to do is undress her and suck her dick. Women like their dick sucked.

>>6437580
>>6437577
posts like these showcase that /jp/ is actually pretty easy to troll

>>6437580
Trolls get off to attention, positive or not.

>>6437585
posts like this showcase that /jp/ is actually pretty easy to troll

>>6437574
I have noticed a some anon going around spouting shit like this for several days now.
Is this some sort of raid or did /jp/ really turn into a normalfag hangout.

>>6437583
I heard some girls can have multiple dicks and various dimensions.

>>6437594
> for several days now.
which also happens to be the amount of time you've been reading /jp/

/jp/ - all troll posts are counter-trolled, no exceptions

>>6437550
This this this! This will happen 100% also, if you are making out with her you'll have a raging boner till she goes to do something to you then it will immediately go flaccid.

>>6437574
Fuck off troll, normalfag.

>>6437607
HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED ISOLATION OF THE HIKKI
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY WAIFU I GUESS ?
SHES 2D
AND IS NAMED ``ALICE''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT NEET
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED RONERY
LONELINESS IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE 1CC'D EVERY TOUHOU
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD I'M 3D AS FUCK
EVER17 AND UMINEKO ARE THE ULTIMATE VNS
ALSO
WELCOME TO /jp/
EVERY POST IS A TROLL
NO EXCEPTION

You'll know when to fuck when the mood's right.

what the fuck's wrong with you /jp/?

>>6437537
in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in: no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /jp/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason /jp/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return

>>6437650

http://www.enotes.com/mental-disorders-encyclopedia

>>6437605
>which also happens to be the amount of time you've been reading /jp/
I have been gone from /jp/ for 2 weeks and before that I didn't see any of the anti NEET hate that I've seen these past couple of days.