/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You missed /a/.

Reported.

wrong board

Tell that to the spammers, we don't want any anime here either.

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>>6434602
u weeaboos mad?

>>6434607
Yeah, I'm mad that you posted this in the wrong board.

you must watch it a lot

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>>6434607
Yes, quite angry in fact.

Go the fuck away, you're not welcome.

>>6434614
This is the part where you stop replying.
OP will just keep on saying 'U MAD' until he gets bored. He will also comment on how sage is used.

>>6434616
Oh snap.

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>>6434630
Why would we be mad?

95% of /jp/ invaders fail miserably because they have no idea what people are like in this board. For those who care to read...

What /jp/ does not care about:
>anime ---> /a/
>japan ---> /int/
>vidya ---> /v/

What /jp/ does care about:
>touhou ---> /jp/
>VNs ---> /jp/
>being NEET ---> /jp/

It would be pretty entertaining if an actual troll came in here who knew what to do and how to do it. Pity we'll probably never see that.

>>6434616
YOU GOT OWNED FOR LIFE OP

>>6434630
you seem to be mad because I owned you to the core

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>>6434616
Buttdevastated

>>6434637
>mfw you were being mad near me

Aikido thread, etc.

Sure is same fag in here.

Check out my sage.

>>6434651
Oh boy you sure are trolling us with your stale memes and green text.

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>>6434641
BUTTRANGED AND HURT FEELINGS

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>>6434668

This thread fails hard.

One would think that /jp/ would be easy to troll, but nobody ever seems to do it properly. I guess that being a lazy worthless sack of shit is just the /jp/ way that rubs off on invaders as they come in.

>>6434666
>>doesn't know how to suigin

There's a party in OP's thread and everyone in /jp/ is invited

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>>6434674
SUP SUIGIN?

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I guess that most of these retarded posters in this thread come from /a/, /jp/ doesn't act like these with trolls.

>/jp/

u think u're tough but you dont know what tough is. i studied shotakon and aikidio for five years and i am a dangerous individual. my hands are registered as lethal weapons so i dont need your pansiass GUNS. you say youll pull a gun on me? that youll shoto me? Too bad ill see it coming and brea kyour wrist before you can draw it.

katana is better anyway, i own three, and they are all very sharp. BETTE R THAN YOUR GUNS, i feel sorry for you as you are probably a sad indiv. and youll never achieve the spirtual harmony and focus that my body has. real warriors know this and thats why they respect me.

Lol all the sage proves how mad u all are

>>6434671
You can't even call this thread trolling, no one was trolled, no one was mad, it's just OP making a fool of himself while the rest of us laugh at him.
U MAD U MAD >IMPLYING DERP HURR CRY MOAR HIROSHIMA NUKES LOLOLOL
Autism.

>>6434671
>>One would think that /jp/ would be easy to troll, but nobody ever seems to do it properly.

I haven't trolled in years upon years, but back in the day you had to lurk before attacking. You had to knew what made your audience tick.

Modern 4chan trolls just post that weird "sly guy" face and toss out the usual 4chan insults or whatever. That's like babby level trolling.

>thread

>>6434698
Yeah, I'm so mad I've got chicken nugget spicy range sauce dripping from my anus because I was fucking owned.

>>6434697
>shotakon

This is the day /jp/ has failed the most to deal with trolls.

Seriously what the fuck happened?

>>6434736
It's funny because the exact same picture is in the lower left corner of the post you just responded to.

>>6434715

>A: lolol u a fagget

>B: fail thread

>A: LOLOL U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD U MAD

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NOT /jp/ers!

this thread is proof that /jp/ is full of newfags

i cant belive that there are still idiots who get trolled by the likes of op (who is a fag). I like anime, so what?

>>6434724
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>6434744
Not really, that alone doesn't quite make it funny.

>>6434752
This post is proof that you're a goddamn retard, and also probably OP samefagging.

>>6434709
This.
When people just tell you to GTFO you failed as a troll.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7Polk65vWI

I pul my dik out of ur as and it dreps cum. I watc the pudle of cum mix w/ the taers that ur bledin on the flour I walk away as your but bleeds tears and poo I stand behind my castle of dbz vhs tapes and I have a boner buttowned. you r the hurt of ur butt own is my body adn tears is ur blod I hvae creatid over a thosand macros unknown ot speling or knwon to autism you have withstod mad ot create many farts yet those gays will never range any butt except urs lmao so a pul my dik out of ur as unlimited own works. youve just been HURT FEELINGS AND BUTT RANGED go drink ur moms bredt milk you fart commander I bet you hav a fetish FOR MEN LMAO ur just so made all the time its 2 easy 23 own you "i lik to drnikj sperm from my sperm bottle while waring my sperm necklace" - you

>>6434761
youre just butthurt and a newfag

>>6434748
Hah, you're actually condoning the use of those shitty 'umad' images?
You're just as bad as OP.

>50 posts and 19 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Why?

>>6434791

Massive immigration from /a/.

>>6434786

What the fuck are you talking about?

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counter-sage

>>6434695
>LOL WEEABOSS UMAD LOLOLOLOLOL

>calling people "weeaboos" on /jp/ on fucking 4chan

>mfw

>>6434753

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and blah blah blah secret network of spies blah blah blah Tom Clancy blah blah blah and blah. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Bit of constructive criticism here. Your pasta is way too long to keep anyone but an obsessive critic's attention, needs to be shortened a good four or five lines. Also, far too obvious, try to be a bit more subtle. The tone is entirely off, which is sad since you could probably change that easily. You seem to have an interest in special forces, so it would probably not be wasted time for you researching preferred mindsets and codes of conduct.

Good luck, and do not look forward to seeing you again.

>>6434805

Go back to /a/ with your greentext and reaction images.

>>6434791
It's the best thread on the front page right now, too.
The rest is spam/shit.

>>6434812
gb2 /gaia/

>>6434809
If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT.

But in all seriousness, it's not mine, I got pages of this stuff from Operatorchan just for occasions like these.

>>6434809
The part about
>gorilla warfare
was amusing though, you have to give him that. Maybe the wall of text was just a disguise to slip that one in. I can definitely see it working on some boards.

>>6434684
You're pretty new yourself.

>>6434843
why?

jesus christ look at all the weeaboos here

they should change the name of this place from /jp/ to /fatdisgustingweeaboos/

go get a girlfriend, losers

>>6434843
now, i like the Japanese culture, but these weeaboo faggots try to hard to be Japanese, and all posers suck, so fuck the weeaboos. lol

sage for weeaboos

Yes I'm talking that anime The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. It fucking sucks. Now it's pretty popular among the anime circles, and yet this poor excuse for an animated feature is the worst thing ever produced by a human being if you except Plan 9 from Outer Space, and I'm being generous. First you gotta admit you hated the first episode. It made no sense, sucked as shit, wasn't funny, edgy or new. Or original. Animation sucked dead dogs' balls. Characters sucked dead dogs' balls. Voice acting sucked dead dogs' balls. But you managed to make it through the whole pile of steaming poo just to see the ED. Because that's what this anime is about. It's about the ED. Those 1 minute and a half. There's nothing else to it. You went like "OMG ANIMATION LIEK" you freaking retards and now everyone likes it. Yet it's shit. It's complete shit with no redeeming qualities. There's fucking nothing to it. Just the dance at the end. It's a dancing anime. A fucking retarded dancing anime with no story and nothing and no characters it sucks. You shouldn't like it you morons seriously. Just download the ED and loop it on your WMP you cockass faggot asses. DAMN I wish all those threads about HARUHI OMG YEAH would go one and everyone in them die FUCK YOU for polluting my forums HARUHI FUCK YOU.

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>>6434843
Better but needs working. Also avoid turning it into u mad because it would be give it right away. Sounds like someone reasonable and now you are starting to get somewhere.

>>6434828

Wait... did you post that first one ironically?

Did I just get trolled by a troll that wasn't a troll?

>mfw op calls /jp/ weeaboos

>mfw op doesnt realize that he is the weeaboo

I love comming through these threads and LOLing at the vast amount of weeaboos and how much superior I am to them.

>>6434697
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT im tired of your shit about aikido being a powerful martial art. its not even a fucking real martial art you fucking dumb weeaboo shit. all those fancy throws and submissions are the exact same bullshit you see in fake american wrestling shows. you use aikido in a fight against any real professional fighter you'll get your ass kicked. period. fucking stupid weeaboos

Maybe it really is /a/ who actually gives these obvious troll threads so many replies.

>>6434859
>>German paintings as reacting images

This is classy.

>>6434858
Of course. If I wanted to troll it would be:

You are in luck, as you clench around the minotaur's phallus, you twist in just the right fashion and cause him to erupt in an untimely climax. He pumps ounce after ounce of thick virile semen into your clenched cavern, that gushes out the sides once it has nowhere else to go; Your thighs are drenched. Unfortunately you made him climax so hard you are instantly pregnant. He is infatuated with you and is instantly ready for another round. Take 10 subdual damage.

The minotaur flips you over, licking his lips in a hungry fashion. He mutters a withering comment in Giantese, something in reference to your chastity; certainly vulgar and exaggerated due to heightened mood.

He rolls a 15 on the die, overcoming your anal AC with ease, thus splitting your clenched star wide open. As you feel like you are being split in half, you are able to momentarily reflect upon and thank the fact you made him climax so hard... (cont.)

...for you feel that its girth and his ferocity would have rendered you unconcious without the added lubrication. Take 18 subdual. What do you do? If he continues at this rate, he'll force a fort save out of you.. fail and you cum, and will be considered charmed for 2d4+2 rounds.

>>6434894

God dammit stop bumping this thread you fucking retard.

>>6434892
To the contrary, it's the fact that this troll is so obvious and new that this thread is so popular.

The OP left long ago.

Yep we are faggots. But anime isnt just for faggots, i know girls and straight guys who watch it.

>>6434910
It's called noko sage you fucking retard.

>>6434887

An act of Shakespearean brilliance! The heavens rain down crimson roses and the earth splits open to reveal a billion giant subwoofers crested with a billion howling moustache-less Freddie Mercuries balancing a billion toga-wearing hardbodied Patrick Stewarts upon their shoulders. And there was much rejoicing and everybody wants to live forever.

By the way, that wouldn't happen to be from Fatal, or how it's spelled?

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>>6434956
No, it's old copypasta from /tg/
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/tg/thread/8777078