/jp/ - Otaku Culture

thank fucking god, high school was crap, and college was gay as fuck. Real life and making money beats anything to do with school.

Good, those were the worst days of my life.

I wish I would just wake up one day and discover that I returned to my 6 years old self, and am just about to enter elementary school.
This is my single biggest dream, to grow up once again, but this time avoiding all the mistakes I made.
My second biggest dream is to do the same, but as a girl.

Thank fucking God.

College is wonderful, however.

Good. I went to a black school so it was like a 7 hour modern minstrel show, only real

>>6423592
>money
>>6423641
>college

I had a pretty good time but squandered every opportunity to become something other than a shut-in. Feels good.

I thank God every day for this.

fuck high school & middle school is where they put all the shitty crap in your brains. Thank God I don't have to go back to that miserable life

>>6423651
You're an idiot. You can have crippling social disabilities and fringe interests and still make something of yourself.

>>6423636
>My second biggest dream is to do the same, but as a girl.
This isn't your biggest dream? Out_of_/jp/.jpg

>>6423651
/jp/ isn't for the stupid or poor.

I never actually completed any of the three rounds of schooling.

I was kicked out of elementary school and transferred to a school for children with psychological problems.

I dropped out of middle school under the pretext of homeschooling.

Somehow, they allowed me (read: my family forced me) to enter high school despite missing a semester and a half of middle school and not actually providing any evidence of homeschooling. I tried to drop out near the end, but they wouldn't allow me to do so. As a result, I went to truancy court once. I was about to go a second time, but the all of the staff knew I was by far the most academically capable individual in the district, so they went out of their way to allow me to graduate early even though I didn't have enough credits.

And I've hardly left my bedroom since.

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>>6423672
Get the fuck out of /jp/, normalfags; we don't want your kind around these parts. Go wave your dick on /r9k/ or wherever the hell it is you dumb shits hang out these days.

>>6423696

Why don't you fucking kill yourself already, NEETs. You fill up the board with just as much off-topic shit whining about society and pretending like you are somehow entitled to your positions, when you are really just mooching off of your parents and/or collectively mooching off of us, and we do not like having to pay for your shit just because you are too great a failure to get a proper education and make an actual commitment to anything.

NO ONE likes working, you are not above the system or understand something that we don't, you simply lack the will and/or education to be a non-failure of a human being. Vis a vi kill yourselves now, as I'd take a higher-quality, whine-free /jp/ over your worthless lives anyday. You're going to do it anyway once your parents stop funding you or you have to get a job, so might as well get it over with now.

>>6423728
Are you the same guy from earlier? You still haven't gotten out?

>>6423728
Now go to /tv/ and tell them to stop liking TV. Then go back to your home

>>>/b/

>>6423728
You've been at this all day. Just stop, seriously. If you really have your life together like you say then you should have something better to be doing than struggling in vain against something that you can't and will not ever change.

>>6423728
>Vis a vi

Confirmed for illiterate fucking retard. Good to see that your vaunted "education" is paying off so well.

Enjoy your "glorious" future of spending all of your time around people you don't like, to earn money that you can't enjoy because you're too busy working (read: asskissing). Meanwhile, I'll be masturbating, reading the latest VNs and using my disability payments to buy figs.

>>6423728
And yet you do like paying at least one hundred times as much apiece to people who are possibly even less productive than us but happen to have "CEO" in front of their names. Hahaha, oh wow.

I am a maggot. I consume the rotten and infected flesh of society. If ever I manage to complete this task, perhaps I will contribute to the pure society which remains. Until then, I will remain a NEET.

I'm probably the only one here who had a good time in school, even if my grades weren't always the best. I used to be a good kid back then... now I'm just a scum NEET, nothing to be proud of.

>>6423754
>>6423748
>>6423743
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>>6423731

Stop getting trolled.

>>6423765
>LOL I TROL U XDD

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>>6423765

This, you newfags forgot that one of the rules of trolling is to always make a singular typo.

>>6423754
>I am a maggot. I consume the rotten and infected flesh of society.

>>6423765
That's what you said earlier too

>>6423771

I'm not him, you retard.

>>6423781
>>6423771

I'm not him, you idiots.

>>6423777
No, I've never been goth or emo. I simply use the metaphor I find most applicable--as undesirable as I may be, I serve a necessary purpose, and that purpose is really quite figuratively similar to that of maggots as used in medicine.

So, troll, is that really the best you can do?

>>6423765
lol alright sorry

I hate school even though I didn't really have a reason to. I was never really bullied, and I went to a black school so it's not like the requirements for passing were very high or anything. I guess I just really hate being around people

>>6423803
In all likelihood, this is him.

>>6423777

I lol'd

>>6423777

Fucking owned.

>>6423809
I'm insulted, Anonymous.

>>6423796

If you're over the age of 14 you should have been deathly ashamed of posting something that corny.

Also, you'll never believe this but there's more than one person posting in this thread besides you and most of us are less interested in seeing you continue to troll yourself than we are in having you not continue shitposting in the process of saving face. Please stop replying to this thread.

>>6423777

Oh, he's consuming something alright. Don't know so much about "rotten society" as I'd be inclined to believe "family-pack twinkie box"

>>6423868
>>6423831
>>6423813
>>6423777
Obvious samefag is obvious.

>>6423833
If you're over the age of 12 you should have realized by now that the elite are responsible for manufacturing your ideas of what is "corny" to suppress everything they don't like. In fact, current "swear words" were originally perfectly legitimate words which fell victim to this.

Then again, you're probably too normal to understand this. Enjoy being a sheep, Anon.