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Top 10 things Japanese women are afraid to tell their boyfriends:

1. I’m actually quite hairy
2. My room’s a garbage dump
3. Without makeup I’m a different person
4. I can’t actually cook
5. I have quite a bit of debt…
6. There’s actually quite a bit of padding in my bra
7. All my accessories are gifts from my last boyfriend
8. I’m really not very good at saving money
9. I’m a closeted otaku
10. I sleep in some messed up positions

>> No.6410387

>1. I’m actually quite hairy
So am I.
>2. My room’s a garbage dump
So is mine.
>3. Without makeup I’m a different person
I think I'd be a different person with makeup.
>4. I can’t actually cook
Neither can I.
>5. I have quite a bit of debt…
Whore.
>6. There’s actually quite a bit of padding in my bra
Whore.
>7. All my accessories are gifts from my last boyfriend
Whore.
>8. I’m really not very good at saving money
Neither am I.
>9. I’m a closeted otaku
So am I.
>10. I sleep in some messed up positions
One can't help how one sleeps.

>> No.6410390

Besides 5 and 7 I don't mind at all, it think it's even cute.
Something wrong with me /jp/?

>> No.6410391

Only one I have a problem with is 5.
Also metathread, reported, etc.

>> No.6410394

>>6410387
you are not a closeted otaku, everyone knows about you

>> No.6410395

>>6410394
I'll believe that when they prove they know. I imagine I look like quite the idiot when I feign ignorance if that's the case.

>> No.6410396

source: sankakucomplex

>> No.6410397

>sankakushit

And aside from 9, all women are the same everywhere in the world.

>> No.6410398

11. I browse sankaku complex

>> No.6410401

>>6410396
>>6410397
>>6410398

And how do you guys know this is from sankaku? Faggots

>> No.6410404

>>6410401
It was posted before, but with a link.

Fuck off.

>> No.6410409

>>6410401
It's obvious as fuck.

>> No.6410411

>I’m actually quite hairy

I'm pretty sure everyone knows this about Japanese women by now.

>> No.6410414

>>6410401
Because everytime I see some sensationalist bullshit that OP obviously didn't write, I just have to look at the front page of sankaku to see where it comes from. "Faggot".

>> No.6410421 [DELETED] 

>>6410401
Because it's written in that style.

>> No.6410432

Is it considered shameful to sleep the wrong way or something?

>> No.6410434

>>6410432
It's annoying for the person you're laying in bed with.

>> No.6410438

>>6410432
Yes if you sleep with one or two hands touching your privates

>> No.6410440

>>6410434
Simple solution, don't actually sleep together. I mean sure, sleep together. But don't sleep together. If you follow me. It makes your intelligence drop, trust me.

>> No.6410444

>>6410440
Oh I know. But I suppose sleeping apart might break some happy marriage dreams for some couples or whatnot.

>> No.6410449

>>6410382
>I’m actually quite hairy
then shave.

>> No.6410452

>>6410449
Shaving hurts. I always cut myself

>> No.6410456

>>6410452
this, when I shaved my entire crotchial area to see if that would help the itching and it didn't it just made it irritated and bleeding more

but on the plus side this is where the scabs I mentioned came from

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6410463

>1. I’m actually quite hairy
Good in 2d thats one of my fetishes.
>2. My room’s a garbage dump
So is mine!
>3. Without makeup I’m a different person
Pretty much expected that seeing your metric tone of makeup.
>4. I can’t actually cook
Unlike you I can.
>5. I have quite a bit of debt…
Good bye!
>6. There’s actually quite a bit of padding in my bra
Flat is okay~
>7. All my accessories are gifts from my last boyfriend
I can live with that~
>8. I’m really not very good at saving money
We can fix this.
>9. I’m a closeted otaku
You just got +10000 points!
>10. I sleep in some messed up positions
Awesome!

As long as she isn't in a huge debt I'm okay with anything.

>> No.6410467

>1. I’m actually quite hairy
>3. Without makeup I’m a different person
>4. I can’t actually cook
>8. I’m really not very good at saving money
why would they be worried about these? everyone already assumes it.

>> No.6410470

>5. I have quite a bit of debt…

Is this really such a big problem judging from most of you? I guess I'll be forever alone.

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6410472

You're so cruel /jp/. What if the reason she got into debt wasn't really her fault?

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6410473

1. So shave
2. Clean the fuck up
3. So is everyone else for the most part
4. Better learn
5. Fuck that shit
6. Deal with it
7. Learn to accessorize yourself
8. You will when I'm done with you
9. As long as it stays closeted
10. Yeah, I probably won't help with that

>> No.6410475

>>6410398

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6410479

>>6410390
No same here, as long as it's not Money or NTR related I find all kind of flaws cute. Some even sexy.
>>6410470
Yes, the only thing that can destroy a live a)money problems
b)some natural/manmade disaster like a huricane or war or terrorists.

I like my life as peaceful as humanly possible.

>> No.6410482

>>6410470
depends on the reason of the debt.

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>>6410472
I don't care, I'm not going to sacrifice my hard earned money on her. Not when I have so many things I want. Plus I want to live a normal life.
My family has a policy of not taking on any big debts, and I shall continue that policy. It's how we live as nicely as we do.

>> No.6410490

>>6410487
So just don't get married as long as she has debts?

>> No.6410507

>>6410490
Hell no, I've seen these types of girls first hand, my friend had one for a few months before she got irritating and boring to him, money whore was so in debts that she made him buy just about everything, and her trick was something going something like "aren't you a gentleman?" (She was in debts because she bought a goddamn car, and believe me in my city you don't need a car.)

I'm perfectly fine with poor girls, but girls in depth is too much.

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