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6345731 No.6345731 [Reply] [Original]

I think most of us are fairly attractive men, so why don't we have girlfriends? You'd think with all the experience we have gained through our many hours of eroge playing, we'd easily be able to get any girl we wanted.

>> No.6345737

I assume most of us have increasingly high standards due to our nature therefore will not settle for anything less. effectively rendering us virgins till we have sexual interaction with children.

>> No.6345738

We sit at home and refresh /jp/ every day day by day. How are you gonna get girls if you never leave your flat/room/house?

>> No.6345739

The only thing I need is someone to take care of my kitchen. It's a complete biohazard in there.

>> No.6345740

I'm bad at galge.

I had to use a walkthrough for ever17.

>> No.6345743

3DPD

>> No.6345745

>>6345731
Because I'd only date a Touhou and they aren't real :(

>> No.6345746

>>6345731
>I think most of us are fairly attractive men
Good one.

>> No.6345736

It's because we dont even venture outside of the house. You should know this.
Reported.

>> No.6345749

>I think most of us are fairly attractive men
But I'm not.

>> No.6345751

>I think most of us are fairly attractive men

I am not the norm.

>> No.6345755

Because there is no girl in the world that is ready to accept all of my pure love.

>> No.6345764

I don't like going outside
I don't like going to parties
I don't like movies
I don't watch TV
I don't like people hanging around me for more than an hour or 2
I don't like to talk while I am eating
I'm too lazy to make an effort or even stay awake all day
I don't care about stupid shit you or your friends did
I don't care about drama/feelings
I don't want to buy condoms
I don't want to not be able to be a useless piece of shit and play all my games

but a small number of reasons

>> No.6345766

>>6345745
>Touhous aren't real.

Sure they aren't, dumbass. Get the fuck out.

By your logic, the solar system is earth-centered and 1+1= pneumonia.

>> No.6345778

Life has beauty all you have to do is look for it.

>> No.6345775

Eroge experience has taught us that real life simply isn't as awesome

>> No.6345785

>>6345764
>I don't like to talk while I am eating
This so much. Why do people insist on talking while eating?

>> No.6345790

>I think most of us are fairly attractive men

Now I'm fairly sexy but this would really surprise me.

>> No.6345792

>>6345778
Eroge is the beauty of life

>> No.6345794
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6345794

/jp/ doesn't look like this guy.

>> No.6345803

I married a lawyer... that should explain things clearly...

>> No.6345804

>>6345790
Nobody cares, attention whore.

>> No.6345806

Stop making threads already, Athens.
You're bored and lonely, we get it.

>> No.6345811

Women hate guns.

>> No.6345815

Because >>6345743

>> No.6345818

>>6345778
We've found it in Otaku Culture.

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6345819

>>6345804
>Anonymous
>attention whore

Oh you mad cause I'm stylin' on you?

>> No.6345825

I was thinking about this tonight actually: thinking about all the times a girl has led me on or flat out said: "I like you." and how I've never done anytthing about it. And for whatever reason, I've never cared enough. I mean, I've certainly cared to some degree, but maybe I'm too retarded to capitalize upon these situations. I pay a great deal of attention to my figure and fashion sense, but if I never actually accept women, what's the point? I don't know. All I know is that I can't stop thinking about Panty and Stocking. That's what is foremost in my mind right now. I think I will tell the next girl just that: "I'm thinking about Panty and Stocking, and not you."

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6345826

>>6345794
God is so dreamy.

>> No.6345833

no. our standards may be too high and our idealized forms of love foreign to virtually all women.

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