/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>they leave their houses

huehuehuehuehuehue

brb, preparing the grenades.

There are no Melty Blood players in the state of Georgia. I swear to god.

Some day there will be a /jp/ meetup near South Dakota. When that day comes, I will not be attending.

Fuck off.

Oh god, just imagine them spewing those shitty Bleach memes irl.

>meeting in Americaland


AHAHAthisissomefunnyassshit.exe

some were witnessed this weekend at FIU, chances are they will be out in public for all to behold again this weekend.

I'm going to be in Florida a week after their MDC meeting, but it's north(Gainesville/UF). If I was passing through I might look to see what manner of gargoyle-faced humans go on /a/ and would want to actually meet up with other people on an anime board.

I want to take pictures from far enough away not to be associated with it.

>hang out with weeaboos, low level weeaboos

>College
No actual /jp/ poster wants to go to your faggot college LAN party. Go back to /v/.

Don't mix up Online with RL

Someone's trying to set one up in New York City.

Ehh... I'm just wondering who would show up.

Jesus Christ...
They can't be serious.

>>6310034
moot would. Even if just to tell you all that you are weeaboo retards.

oh but they are!

is anyone else not entertained by this?

>my face when Americans were having gay meetups to gay each other up while being gay

>>6310049

>moot would.

Don't tell them that, a whole flock of them would show up.

Well I live in TX but this looks pretty important, I'm considering getting a plane ticket to attend.

>>6310063
>mfw you're a shitty Scandinavian socialist who lives in a rural farm where you fuck sheep.
U mad cuz u cant come to the party? u so mad.

>>6310066
the only thing better than laughing at 10 awkward /a/nons in public would be laughing at 100 of them!

>underage nurutufag/buttparty
I can't stop laughing

>>6310066
It's perfect!
We would have them all in one place. A good opportunity to purge them from existence.

>>6310075
>/jp/
>calling /a/nons awkward

me and my crew will be rollin up to this thing in my benzo. ull see us comin

neways i just want to warn you nerds now that we are going to beat each of u up and deal out some wedgies for good measure. we ll be taking any ladies that show up with us before we peace the fuck out. haha c u faggots later

oh wow i live 5 minutes from fiu

though ofcourse i wont be going, this is coming from an ex-f/a/ggot, maybe i would have years ago when the board was tolerable

I'd host a meetup at a local shooting range.


But I'm afraid I can't involve any guns for fear of random suicides.

>>6310102

I don't believe in mixing Online with RL.

>>6310114

can you at least appreciate sitting back online and making fun of what others are doing irl?

HAHA
HAHA
HAHA
no

Shit, I live in South FL too.

>my face when I don't go.

Oh wait, it's /a/. Fuck them.

>>6310139
Its kinda boring. What am I supposed to laugh at? "Whoopie they're gay" is kinda boring.

I would think /jp/ would be hella excited over an underage buttparty

>>6310174

>This meeting shouldn't even be happening, theoretically. /a/ is the self-proclaimed loser/human failure board. The majority of those /a/nons literally dwell within obscurity, enjoy their obscurity and are a bunch of worthless pieces of shit to society. They call anyone with a 'job,' 'career' or 'education' a normalfag. It's the second place on 4chan, other than /b/, where you can be a complete inept asshole and still be loved for it.

the irony!

Sure, let me book the plane tickets

>>6310180

this should not excite anyone

and this is why

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIMQqNADn68

/a/ sucks though.

Now a /jp/ meetup that would be different and a sight to behold.

I went to a con last month. I saw plenty of Vocaloid and Touhou cosplayers. It was pretty fun.

>>6310274

>>6310287
My dreasest ZUN !bar,

Every post you make always bring light to my dark life. They are always so superb, and wonderful.

Love,<3 your biggest fan

>>6310287
Would you go on a date with me if such an event took place?

>>6310310
I was thinking the same thing.

If ZUN ever went to a /jp meet: she would surely get raped. I know, I for one, would.

>>6310287
>>6310317
>>6310310
>>6310308

Samefags.

>>6310287
Haven't you already met some of your tripfag friends? I remember a loose comment made by you in a tripfag circlejerk thread. Something like you knew one of their hair color.

>>6310348

tripfags, easily defeated

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i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

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Will the threads depicting a /jp/ meet up actually come true?

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