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What do youkai need mammaries for, exactly?

I loved this doujin, it made me want to adopt an umbrella.

>>6292081

Luring humans to their DOOM.

I need a source for this stat.

>>6292081
Pillows.

>>6292081

To be exceptional wives and lovers.

>>6292081

Because they happened to have them when they lived.

>>6292081
Youkai are mammals.
Most youkai are similar to homosapiens.
Youkai can breed with humans.
Very likely that Humans and Youkai had a common ancestor.

>>6292081

Convenient disguise.

>>6292101

>Youkai are mammals.

>>6292101
Wait, umbrellas are mammals?

>>6292081

Used to be human.

>>6292118
Your bird has two large mammaries and lacks a beak.

>>6292119
They are now!

>>6292119
You could hide from rain under the breasts.

>>6292129

>lacks a beak

>>6292081

White Russian.

I don't get it.

>>6292149

1) Magic.
2) Eirin's shady new drug.
3) Yukari is fooling around again.

Is it?

>>6292138
I prefer calling them Caucasians.

>>6292268

The drink.

>>6292276

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

>>6292295

Parking lots? Shopping malls? GOLF COURSES!?

>>6292276
i kind of want yuugi to beat the shit out of me, is that weird

>>6292179
source on that please?

>>6292355
Perfectly normal.

omchicken best chicken

>>6292355

Does anyone have the Yuugi sodomy pasta at hand?
If you haven't read it, you may want to.

>>6292402
Black really looks good on Yuugi.

>>6292088
secondary this

She's the cutest, that's why she's my waifu.

Found it

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/272399/3d1c27155c/

>>6292415

>>6292432

>>6292474

>>6292474
>>6292478
Stop that!

>>6292081

Need? Youkai can take whatever form they want. Why wouldn't they take the form of impossibly beautiful humans?

All the better to wear frilly dresses with!

>>6292466

I'm unsure of what to think about Classy, Cocktail Dress Yuugi.

The rumors on /jp/ portray Yuugi as a ruffianly sort.

>>6292415

Good times, good times. Just like back in the good old days. Back before Man got himself thinking he was so smart. Back when Man had only one name for the horned gods and that name was Fear.

Good times, good times. But life is water, not stone. The hard must learn to be fluid. The inflexible must learn to bend. Learn to bend, or break.

>>6292495

Yeah, but... you got to know these things when you're queen, you know.

>>6292402
hook me up

>>6292558

Don't have it, sorry.

Basically Anon loses a drunken bet, Yuugi makes him regret it by jamming her horn up his arse, Anon breaks down into a sobbing mentally ruined mess scarred for life, Yuugi gets annoyed with his whining and punches his skull in, killing him instantly.
As you can hear, it's all very romantic.

>>6292355
>i kind of want yuugi to beat the shit out of me, is that weird
if it's with her tits, so would i. otherwise eh no thanks.

>>6292670
I like Suika and the mongol, better.

oh, I haven't seen this before... delicious Sartorius~

could someone upload it to mediafire or something, fucking torrent got stuck at 96%

thanks.

Somebody have a link? Dx

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/1673

OP's doujin, title is "A Sweet Koga/Sana!" by omchicken

>>6294216

Well, then... that can be arranged.

You are a proud warrior in East Asia, serving a most charismatic and ambitious young warlord by the name of Temujin. In his glorious unification of his ancestral homeland, you serve him with the might and energy of a hundred men. After the most magnificent of battles, you see a strange distortion of space, where two oddly clothed women, one who somehow appears to have several large furry tails, are dragging exhausted sleeping soldiers. You, knowing no fear, charge towards the women full bore. However, you misjudge the distortion, falling through time and space.

When you finally gather your wits, you find yourself in a strange world, one you gather must be tales of the land far to the east beyond the sea. You find you have landed in a place called "Hakurei Shrine", and that the lady in charge is a miko by the name of Reimu. She's rather annoyed by your less than pleasant smell and tendency to devour a small feast at one sitting. Worse yet, you don't have any of this "money" stuff she keeps going on about. She mutters under her breath how you must be another "oni".

Upon those words, a young girl with horns sticking out of her head leaps at you and pins you to the ground. "Another oni!" she squeals with delight. The two of you certainly seem sure to get along well together.

As time passes, you enjoy the company of this young oni girl by the name of Suika. Even your remarkable strength is easily matched by this girl, and her tolerance for alcohol outdoes even your own. She loves competition, and you find yourself exhausted, bruised, with many hangovers, and with a very sore pelvis (Although you agree that both of you won that competition very much.), and you couldn't imagine a greater reward for a warrior who must have been slain in battle and granted the delights of the heavens.

One hot summer's day, you mention to Suika that the sun is a terrible thing, far too hot and far too bright. She agrees, and insists you two get drunk in order to cool down. Her answer for everything, and not a bad one at that. After what seems to be endless amounts of this liquor she calls "sake", you get a brilliant idea. "I should punch the sun!" you exclaim. Suika agrees emphatically. However, you sadly remember that humans cannot fly, and you just can't quite reach the sun to punch it, even though you try for a full hour. Suika then has a brilliant idea of her own. She will use her awesome strength to throw you at the sun, so you can punch it.

You fly through the air so fast, you are shocked to find that up in the sky really high, everything is black with a bunch of tiny spots of light. There doesn't seem to be any air up here... However, the woman you saw on that fateful day peeks her head at you, somehow traveling at the same speed you are, and explains briefly "Mongols are like Batman. You can breathe in space." What this means, you never manage to find out. As you reach the sun, you punch it with all your might. Or rather, you fly into the sun with your fist mightily stretched out. Even a mighty Mongol quickly burns to a crisp when he lands on the sun.

Suika has realized this, far too late. She's sad that her new friend is gone. However, the freak occurrence of a total solar eclipse the next day warms her heart. You really did beat the crap out of the sun after all.