/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No one gave a shit! Ahahaha.
Only on glorious asia

Since this thread is off to a very shitty start, here's a joke about Koreans:

Q: Why do Koreans always behave like they're the best shit in the world?
A: Because they think of themselves as the Chosen people.

>>6245038
Not much of a joke.

>>6245038
I admit, I chuckled.

>>6245038
It's more like a pun, and puns don't qualify as jokes.

Why are Koreans so ugly?

>>6245068

Koreans, so not good

>in b4 someone posts SNSD

They don't all look like that

>>6245073
They don't all look like SNSD girls? So there are some pretty ones?

>>6245086
>Fatmerican posting on 2ch = Obvious fake
>Amerifat whining about people not being humble enough when Amerifats are among the most snobbish fucks in the world
>USAnian whining about people mispronouncing words when American "English" is all about mispronouncing both native and foreign words

Koreans culturally are basically light American Filipinos. They think they invented everything and didn't steal all their shit from China.

They also believe that Japan attacked them during the 17-18th Century because the Japs held a desired to get the secrets to their pot making,

>>6245117
When you think about it, Koreans, Filipinos, and Poles are pretty similar.

>>6245120
pretty sure mitsubishi, honda, suzuki, and nissan are much better than, lol, dae woo and hundai

>>6245117
Also, don't they deny that many Koreans served Japan during WWII?

most coreans REQUIRE plastic surgery to look decent. they are a step above taiwanese ladyboys but not by much

>>6245148
Notice how you carefully avoided to mention Toyota. Thank you, but I'd rather have a safe car than one that would send me flying down a cliff due to brakes malfunctioning.

>>6245159
This is just because Koreans already have smoking hot bodies with perfect legs, shapely curves and something that can be called tits. Even though it's not compulsory, getting an eyelid surgery is the only obstacle standing between them and looking like professional models.
On the other hand, Japs have stubby bodies, no curves at all, knock-kneed legs and fucked up teeth, all things you'll be stuck with for your whole life. Good luck getting rid of them with plastic surgery, LOL.

>>6245226
>>6245237
eww, i smell kimchi. please don't speak so close to me...

>>6245226
Are you kidding? That's easily on the top 10 list of the coolest ways to die.

>>6245240
Checkmate?

>>6245226
the majority of toyota's are manufactured in america you dweeb. they are also safer than hundai and dae whoops. but hey, you can just pretend you're driving a honda when you drive one right?

(also i was referring to robots, see the post i replied to and then kill yourself)

>>6245244
projecting your anger and unoriginality on the supreme japanese race. (laughs)

>>6245248
>are manufactured in america

Using Japanese blueprints.

>>6245252
and then rigged by obama's henchmen to breakdown in order to sustain GM's powerful market share. man you are dumb! and still toyota proves more reliable than dae whu-oh!

>>6245237
>stubby bodies, no curves at all, knock-kneed legs

you were saying

ITT: Jelous Koreaboos who try super hard to convince us, but mostly themselves, that korea ever came up with anything original, or even improved on an existing idea.

Bet you fags can't even name one good thing that korea ever invented.

ITT:

Pointless, immature racism

>>6245257
>Fat, saggy butt
>Butt is still flat and only the hips are round.

>>6245271
Hey, fuck you greenman.

>>6245262

Back 40 years, you could be talking about Japan though

>>6245257
So, what did you mean to prove with that shitty gif?

>>6245262
LOL, you seem to seriously believe that Japan ever invented anything. You must have a very dim understanding of Japanese history then, because ever since that place existed as a nation Japan has always been an imitator, hardly an innovator, never an inventor.
Just because they make the shitty anime your jerk off to, it doesn't mean that the world couldn't do without Japan.

The bad thing about Koreans isn't that they never invented or improved on anything, it's that they take a ridiculous amount of credit for shit they didn't do and try to somehow separate the fact that the majority of their histroical culture comes from/is influenced by China and say that everything in Asia comes from all mighty COREAN Race.

>>6245159
Japanese Newhalf>Korean Tranny>Thai ladyboy

Korea is better in one thing

Korean Idol groups>Jap idol groups

but japan has better solo Idols

>>6245293
>it's that they take a ridiculous amount of credit for shit they didn't do and try to somehow separate the fact that the majority of their histroical culture comes from/is influenced by China

Reminds me of a certain somebody.