/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Shannon is everybody.

let's not open up old wounds.

>>6230801
meant to sage. soz.

>>6230803
posting again with sage won't change or cancel out your bump

bumping to spite you

Shannon.

Kanon.

Yasu/Lion.

Claire.

Gaap.

Who?

All.

>>6230810

>I forgot BEATRICE.

brb gouging the neck and killing

>>6230810

But Shannon and Kanon were in the same scenes together multiple times, and have appeared one after the other before. I...I.... my brain hurts.

Use the proper version

>>6230816

Never seen by the detective's narration, never confirmed in red, all non-red text is a lie, etc.

>>6230803
Meh, that's stupid.
>>6230807
That's very retarded.


>>6230790
This bitch have many personalities and she is mad and responsible for the death of the whole Ushiromiya's family?

>>6230831

So the Pony theory was confirmed?

Some faggot thought it would be cool to get everyone riled up about some impossible murder mystery that had no reasonable explanation, and he thought he was real clever when he revealed that it could all be explained with word play on the existence of multiple personalities.

>>6230824
Is she a witch then?

>>6230865

To be fair, going into it, you all DID have the wrong idea.

"What is expected from you is neither a search for the culprit nor detective work.
When will you believe in me?
That is all that matters.
If you want to do some detective work, go ahead.
If you believe that there is an answer, go and continue to search.
This is eternal torture that will not end until you can believe in witches.

The genre of this work is probably a serial murder mystery.
However, that does not guarantee that reasoning and guesswork are possible.
Those who enjoy stupid puzzles that are made to be solved can leave now.
Umineko no Naku Koro ni is the worst kind of tale, created without any intention of letting all of
you solve it.
However, to all of the worst kinds of people, who hear that and just want to challenge it more,
welcome.
I am myself sending out this tale to make these worst kinds of people surrender.
No matter what kinds of strange events occur, all of you will try to explain it with humans and tricks,
and deny all mysteries, as the worst kind of human supremacists.
Please, try to explain each one of the many baffling cases with humans and tricks as best you can.
I want to see how far I can penetrate everyone's human supremacy.
The culprit is a witch. All alibis and tricks are magic.
[This is not a mystery, but fantasy!]
I want to see you surrender and say that while crying bitter tears.
I do not expect a line of reasoning leading to the truth to appear.
I want to find out just how many people can deny the witch until the very end and maintain a 'human
culprit theory'.
In short, this is a tale of a battle between humans and witches.

>>6230871
Witches don't exist you dumb faggot

This is a sound novel without choices, where you search for the truth yourself.
Is guesswork possible, or impossible?
Will you surrender to the witch, or stand up and face her?
How you enjoy it is up to you."

>>6230875
>>6230871
You really wanted that, huh?

>>6230915
This one's better

>>6230859
Most of fan theories were right on several points: Pony, Shkanontrice, Taiwan, bombtrice.
Also, Kyrie and Rudolf are the murderers according to the EP7 TP.

>>6230922
Could you make the Beato/Battler pictures white like >>6230915 and make the posts the same size as the Beato/Battler pictures? (in >>6230922 , the posts are bigger; while in yours, the posts are smaller)

>>6232612
I'm the guy who made the Jaypee-fied version.
I can do it, give me a minute.

Also, this was a real conversation.

>>6231067

What the heck is that?

>>6232632

Eh forgot my pic

>>6232622
Here you go.
I've got one more from Schroedinger which might interest you.

>>6232636
that would be called a zipper

>>6232644

>>6232622
> Also, this was a real conversation.
Yeah, I remember that thread. Somebody quoted those posts and said "Umineko in a nutshell", and it just went from there, didn't it?

>>6232644
>>6232650
Thank you, good Anon.

>>6232655
Yeah, that would have been me.
Then some drawfag came along and made that first picture, but it was horribly upscaled etc.
Mad photoshop skills incoming, and wham.