/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'd act like a lemming.

I'd probably not find a safe place by nightfall and get killed.

So I think I would find shelter first, then work my way up for my favorite touhou.

Mokou - Yakumos - SDM sex tour
or
Mokou - SDM - Yakumos
or
Mokou - Mokou - Mokou

Find the human village ASAP. When there, pray that I don't get killed by any youkai and hold to my life until I can return home.

Mayohiga. I need to find out why I was gapped in and stuff like that.

Of course Chen or Ran would show up and claw me into a bloody pulp, but that's okay.

>hurr I'll act like I'm omnipotent
>durr I'll be an insufferable prude and reply like Gensokyo follows real world logic so that it's a land of murderers and genocidal maniacs
>herpderp lolrandomXD
there, summed up all the thread's possible answers for you

I'd go to Alice.

>>6199984
Op just asked who would you bang. It's pretty much a waifu thread

I'll quickly become a youkai before anyone gets any ideas about eating me, as outsiders are free game in Gensokyo. It'll probably be easy, since there are apparently a few hundred methods to do that. Most do involve dying, though.

I'll spend the rest of my days wearing a frilly dress and drinking tea, causing incidents to stave off boredom once in a while.

if i get lost , thanks to the US army field survival guide i read everytime i get bored.
.... anyways i'll og to the mountain for aya, she probaly get an interview with me

I'd go to the human village and live out my life alone, as usual.

I think I'd just walk around and hope not to get spotted and killed.
As for who to seek out for sex, I'm not that picky with toehoes.
Mokou, Youmo, Reisen, Aya, Sanae, Kogasa, or Sakuya were the first to come to mind.

>>6200037
This.

>>6199944
>UWUIG

Probably I'll end at Hakurei shrine. Make some offerings and acold Reimu why she neglect the barrier.
Tell her to bring me back ASAP. If not possible, tell her to take me to Alice's house. There I'll study magic and fuck the shit outta Alice.

I'd probably go and pay a visit to Yukari and give my respects. Then try to woo Ran before going to the Moriya Shrine and have some fun with Sanae and Suwako.

Kanako is a bore so I'll probably ignore her for the most part except for the formalities like giving presents.

I'd go to the SDM and beg Sakuya to marry me.

I'd go to the human village and try to get a job teaching with Keine.

I'd probably go to the Hakurei or Moriya Shrine. Whichever takes less time and is less likely to get me killed. Hopefully learn danmaku or some way to survive.

sweaty, panting, asthmatic sex with Patchy.

you know she's really into it when she coughs up blood and passes out.

>>6200149
>learn danmaku
But that's a girly sport.

I'd [X] Jump into the lake

>>6200152
Oh, that's pretty moe.

>>6200153

That's the point.

Find mokou, try to get in her personal space then commit seppuku, then rape yama and beat her.

Head to the human village.
Get a job as Keine's teaching assistant.
Teach her class, if you know what I mean.

Momiji in heat.

You come home and see that she's humping your furniture, and has completely lost her composure due to her desire to mate. She's all flustered that you saw her rubbing her dripping wet crotch against the couch, and you ask her what's wrong. Momiji is panting and out of breath and moans quietly as she starts to hump your leg, and in short order she's absolutely begging you to fuck her silly. Heat has absolutely driven her out of her mind, and she wants sex more than anything.

You then pick her up and she playfully nips at your ear and makes aroused-sounding growling noises as you carry her over to your bed...

>>6200170
I guess I'd just fuck her on the couch or the floor instead of carrying her all the way to the bedroom.

First stop would be Keine and Akyu in the human village. They'd be the most sympathetic to my plight and least likely to force some horrible labor upon me, in addition to the chance they would be able to understand English and the limited Japanese I know Failing that, head to SDM. Labor as a servant isn't the most appealing thing, but Remilia's European origin and Patchy's vast knowledge guarantees language won't be a barrier, and employment would solidify my well-being. If neither of those work, head to Youkai Mt. and the Moriya shrine. Kanako/Suwako/Sanae would be unlikely to turn down a potential follower, the tengu would find great interest in the appearance of an outsider, and/or the kappa would love the technological knowledge I'd have.

>>6200170
yeah momiji is my waifu but ...... well ..... yeah but ...... i will fuck her sure but ..... if i don't want i just cuddle her ..... yeah, great idea .......

I only played EoSD and never read any of the fan works.

I have no fucking idea what goes on in Gensokyo. I know a handful of the major players. The only ones who don't seem to be malevolent would have better things to do than help me out, and I would be of no help to anyone else.

So I guess I'd get lost and eaten/toyed with by some youkai.

If I'm lucky, maybe I'll bumble into Sanai. I hear she came through the barrier too. Maybe she can tell me how to get out.

>>6200170
"Momizi! I'm home!"
"Master!"
As you push the front door closed Momizi bounds up to you joyfully to cover your face in small quick kisses, there certainly are worse things to come home to! Ever since you married Momizi life has been nothing short of bliss, endless days of idyllic joy as you share one another's company and love. The 'master' bit was a little embarrassing at first, you even asked her to call you by your name when it started, but as you learned more about her culture and realized it was hurting her feelings to tell her to stop you've been much more comfortable with it.
"Whoa Momizi! Let me get my shoes off first!"
"Ah! Sorry Master, I'm just happy you're home."
Letting up in her assault she holds onto your shirt beaming at you as you remove your shoes, watching her tail whipping back and forth happily is so cute you simply have to ruffle her hair and stroke her ears.
"I'm happy to see you to love."
Her big soulful eyes melt and she blushes, staring deeply into yours she says.
"Say that again."
"What?"
"Love, it's a nice word."
"Anything you say love."
Offering her your arm you grin and ask her.
"Shall we?"
Giggling she accepts and the pair of you stroll happily into the living room, waiting for you at the table (one of those low Japanese affairs that you find all over the place in Gensokyo) is your slippers and a paper next to a cup of tea.
Releasing Momizi you put on the slippers and sit down gratefully to drink your tea, the paper can wait while Momizi is around.

Taking her place next to you she talks animatedly about her day telling you about working with Aya on the paper and where's she been, you're more than glad to listen to your lovely wife chat happily to you and when the time comes she asks you about your day.
That's why your relationship works so well, you honestly enjoy talking to one another about everything. Momizi isn't just your wife, she's your best friend!

>>6200223
Ayashiro !Hime2512LA Thu Jul 15 19:27:24 2010 No.5669196

"So how is Rinnosuke?"
"Same as he ever was, I had to spend most of the day trying to convince him that telemarketing wouldn't work in Gensokyo."
Momizi closes her eyes and nods sagely, despite the fact you know she has no idea what telemarketing is.
"We should find him a wife."
"Momizi, he may be my friend but he's also my boss. I don't think he'd appreciate my interfering with his private life."
"Nonsense! You know he always listens to you." You give her a pained look.
"Well if you say so master."

"By the way Momizi," You reach into your bag that you set down by the table.
"I got you a present!"
"Ooooh! What is it! What is it?" Excited like a child she scrambles all over you happily occasionally giving you a peck or nibble of affection, you like to bring her little tokens of love from Kourindou's once in a while because of her adorable reaction. As you slide your hand into the rucksack she begins to chew gently on your ear.
"He-hey! Cut that out, it tickles!"
Giggling lasciviously she puts her hands on your shoulders and props her head next to yours.
"What'd you get me master?"
"No peeking!"
"D'awww."

>>6199944
I wonder whom I'll fuck today.

>>6200223

No. Stop it. NO. STOP IT. STOP IT!

>>6200223

"So how is Rinnosuke?"
"Same as he ever was, I had to spend most of the day trying to convince him that telemarketing wouldn't work in Gensokyo."
Momizi closes her eyes and nods sagely, despite the fact you know she has no idea what telemarketing is.
"We should find him a wife."
"Momizi, he may be my friend but he's also my boss. I don't think he'd appreciate my interfering with his private life."
"Nonsense! You know he always listens to you." You give her a pained look.
"Well if you say so master."

"By the way Momizi," You reach into your bag that you set down by the table.
"I got you a present!"
"Ooooh! What is it! What is it?" Excited like a child she scrambles all over you happily occasionally giving you a peck or nibble of affection, you like to bring her little tokens of love from Kourindou's once in a while because of her adorable reaction. As you slide your hand into the rucksack she begins to chew gently on your ear.
"He-hey! Cut that out, it tickles!"
Giggling lasciviously she puts her hands on your shoulders and props her head next to yours.
"What'd you get me master?"
"No peeking!"
"D'awww."

>>6200229
Settling down she fidgets as she struggles to wait patiently, it's so adorable you take your time finding what you're looking for just so you can watch her a little longer.
"Oh, now where did I put that?"
"Stop teasing me master!"
Oops! Busted, alright clever girls get their reward I guess. Slowly you pull out a long oblong wrapped in bright red paper and golden foil topped with a red and white ribbon, placing it in her hands her eyes light up and her tail makes a 'whump whump whump' noise as it hits the floor behind her.
"What is it master! It's shiny!" First she caresses it with her hands as her eyes drink in every detail, next she holds it to an ear and shakes it, finally she sniffs it and she smiles even wider.
"Smells really good! What is it? Huh? Huh?"
You beam your smile back at her, she's such an appreciative girl that she takes care to examine every detail before opening a present, she even saves things like wrapping paper instead of ripping it.

"That my lovely Momizi, is a bar of the finest chocolate."

OH BOY IT'S DOG CHOKLIT COPYPASTA AGAIN

>>6200231
"What's chocolate?"
Looking confused she forgets the little package in her hands for a moment and looks at you for answers.
"It's a kind of sweet made from a kind of plant that doesn't grow in Gensokyo, it's very popular back in my world. Here, I've got more in my bag."
As you pull out the rest of the sweet smelling blocks of rich dark chocolate Momizi springs forwards and knocks you down, as she attacks you with a fresh wave of rapid wet kisses she babbles at you.
"Thankyouthankyouthankyou!"
Such a silly girl, she hasn't even opened it yet! But that's one of the things you love about her, she cares more about the thought behind the present than the present itself. Catching her chin you bring her face close to yours and give her a long, slow kiss to calm her down. She feels good in your arms, her pert chest with breast neither too big or too small is pressed up against you and by the awkward way she's tackled you her knee is resting just slightly against your crotch rubbing gently on it making you painfully hard. Your free hand slides up her thigh, only just going under her skirt, as you hold her with the kiss. You can feel the heat of her already, vaguely you wonder what she might've been doing while you were gone.

>>6200236
Finally you let her go, she's reluctant to be released and tries to lean in for another kiss, her present forgotten for now, but you hold off a little and tell her.
"Go on, open it."
Grinning she lays a hand on the bulge in your trousers making you jump, running a finger up it she reaches for your zip.
"M-Momizi!"
With another seductive little giggle she kisses you again before getting off of you, now you're the one who feels reluctant to let go. Sitting back up you see her reach for the bar you gave her as she carefully breaks the seal on the wrapper, running her fingernails under the fold she gently opens it up to reveal the dark block of aromatic chocolate underneath. The logo stamped on each square is of a brand you don't recognize, but from the smell and the packaging it's of incredibly high quality.

Reaching your hand over you break off a line of four square and hold it up to her, she watches you with alluring eyes and holds your gaze as you hold the chocolate up to her mouth. Parting her cute pink lips she extends her tongue slightly and takes it into her hot little mouth, rather than bite it off she sucks upon it making it melt. All the while she gazes at you with those sexy eyes.

>>6200238
Feeding Momizi the chocolate becomes an erotic game, only an hour through the door and you two are already at it! Well you are newly weds so it's hardly surprising.

She's managed to smear some of it on the side of her lips, rather than let her lick it off you lean over and plant a kiss there to clean it for her. As you do she leans over and gives your neck a quick nip, her teeth sinking softly into your exposed flesh sends a hot flush of blood through your body. She only ever bites when she's feeling very frisky, leaning back she looks at you coyly before bending down and eating the rest of the chocolate from your hand. Her wet tongue licking and running up and down your fingers until you pull it from her mouth making a tiny 'pop!'.

She grins and makes a growling noise at you, taking her in your arms you sit her upon you lap. Neither of you caring that your straining erection is pressing up against her fiercely hot snatch through your clothing. Resting her heard on your left arm you feed her more chocolate, teasing her by pulling it away at the last second and making her strain up to get it without using her hands her teeth snapping.

On a whim you place some in your mouth and lean in to kiss her, as you do you pass the chocolate into he mouth but what surprises you is that she pushes it back into yours smooshing the tasty lump back and forth you continue to play with one another like this.

>>6200240
While your mouths play you reach a hand under her skirt and feel her crotch, she gives a little sigh as you do so and you can feel just how aroused she it. Her panties have become soaked with her excitement, sliding them to one side you slowly insert your middle finger into her hot tight hole sending her shuddering with excitement. It takes some shifting to do but you manage to free your other hand to continue feeding her chocolate as you move you finger in and out of her, inside you can feel her muscles squeezing you almost trying to suck your nimble digit in deeper. As her aroused cries grow louder you push another finger inside and position your thumb to rub against her erect little clitoris, she moans and bites your finger playfully as you place another square into her mouth. Grinning you pick up the pace, squishing your hand against her wet cunt faster making her buck her hips in response. Continuing at a frenzied pace you almost slide out as she moves he body in response, as you kiss her sliding your tongue into her mouth you push a third finger into her. Eyes snapping open the effect is almost immediate and she breaks off the kiss to wail her orgasm, her boddy shuddering against yours you support her back and work your elbow even faster bringing her off again almost straight after the first wave of pleasure hit her. Her fingers tear at your clothes pulling what they can off and as her cries of estacy end she bites your exposed nipple, you cry out half in pain half in arousal.

>>6200241
Pushing you back against the table she begins to frantically undress the rest of you, you try to do your best to return the favor but her frenzied ministrations make it hard to do leaving her half clothes. Which, admittedly just lends to how sexy she looks.

Forced to support yourself against the table with you arms you can do nothing as takes your swollen cock in her delicate hands, looking back up at you with those incredibly erotic eyes she begins to caress and stroke it's length with one hand while rubbing your balls with the other.

"Feed me morrrre." Her voice is growling at you, as often she does when in a high state of arousal. Unwrapping another bar you slide more chunks of chocolate in her mouth, greedily she accepts it dripping a string of slobber onto your cock. As she chews making little enthusiastic noises she runs her little finger in circles around your ass hole, not putting it in but simply caressing the sensitive skin around it. Shaking and about to come you arch your back, but she quickly grabs your cock by the base and squeezes hard on it refusing you your orgasm. Desperately you look at her and beg.
"Pl-please! I'm going to cum!"
Pushing her mouthful into her cheeks she smiles enticingly.
"Not yet, you'll love this."
Pushing the hair out of her face she looks down at your straining member and opens her mouth, sliding out comes melted chocolate mixed with her spit that coats your penis in a thick layer. First she rubs it in, then eagerly she takes it into her mouth.

>>6200243
"I love you Momizi!"
You cry as she moves her head up and down once again, sliding your cock in and out of her throat. She gags, poor girl must be unable to keep it up and as she comes up for breath a stream of thick red blood pours from her mouth and onto your waiting penis. With a wretched whooping sound another wave of her sticky blood shoots forth from her mouth covering your pelvis until it spills onto the floor in it's crimson wetness. Horrified you reach for her.

"That was great!"

She grins at you through blood stained teeth and wags her tail, she's enjoying this?

"Momizi! Are you okay?" It's a stupid question, she just vomited blood!
"I nearly came doing that, come on! Let's Fuck!" Nuzzling you she leaves streaks of her own blood on your chest as she badgers you saying.

"Come on! Fuck! Let's fuck!"

It's sick.
It's wrong.
It's terrifying.
But you want it.

Reasoning that if she was in pain you'd stop, that if she wants to have sex still then she must be fine, you carefully stand up with her and wipe the blood from your genitals. She kisses you again, instead of the sweet taste of chocolate you're met with the iron taste of the woman you love's blood. It's repulsive, yet intensely erotic.

>>6200245
Turning around she leans against the table, sticking her rear out towards you. She loves to be taken in this way and usually insists on it, as you take your cock in your hand ready to begin she move uses one of her own part her cheeks. But as you go to penetrate her she grabs it and stops you.

"Nuh, uhh! The other one!"
"You, you want it in the ass?" That's not like her.
"Yeah, I'm really desperate for it!"
She waves her rear at you in demonstration and rubs her butt up against you, steadying her you hold her back in place and spread her ass hole open.
"Ngh!"
Her little moans are different now, before it was pure pleasure but now it's tinged with a hint of pain and desperation. Playfully you insert the head of your manhood into her and give a slight thrust before removing it,

"Nyaa! Doooon't! I want it! Want it bad!"

You've never seen her so aroused before, her love juice is literally running down her legs and her skin is flushed red. Isn't chocolate an aphrodisiac?

Slowly you push your cock into her little ass hole, it's a very tight fit and it takes a lot of will power to not just jam it in. You don't want to hurt her after all. As you enter her she pants and grits her teeth, when you finally get in down to the hilt she sighs and shivers. She's really enjoying this.

Keeping that same slow pace you begin to push in and out of her, the ring of her hole puckering around your cock as you do. She's so tight it's almost hard to move, but it feels amazing to have her muscles grip and pull at you member. You tried anal once before but she complained that it didn't do anything for her, but now she moaning and writhing on the table as her legs shake.
"F-faster! Please! I want to cum again!"

>>6200247
She wants it faster? She must be immensely turned on for her to behave like this, for a moment your worry considering the blood puke but it's soon cast from your mind as she takes the initiative and starts grinding her butt into your crotch to make you go faster.

You build up pace, it feels soooo good, soon your pounding her anus relentlessly and she almost screaming as each orgasm ripples through her tightening every muscle making you stagger with pleasure.

"Nyyaaaa! Oh god! I'm gonna cum again!"
"Me. Too!" You say through clenched teeth.
"Come with me!"

Slowing down you try and get in sync with her responsive thrusts, soon together you've got an amazing pattern of mutual pleasure going on. You can feel it as her body tenses up in readiness, your own orgasm has you loosing the strength in your legs but you refuse to give into weakness.

"Oh! Oh! Oh god! I'M CUMMING!"

She shrieks as a final massive orgasmic movement wreaks havoc with her body, her arms give way and she smacks into the table uncaring with her eyes tightly shut against the pleasure. The muscles of her anus go crazy gripping and releasing you madly.

Just as you reach your own orgasm you go to pull out, but as you do so something wet and soft pulls free with you. Bursting forth from her ass hole just after your cock comes coil after coil of slimy intestine, some of which is still entangled with your penis, it slithers over it's self piling up on the floor glistening with a strange fluid. Momizi is screaming in pain now and you look to see her vomit another wave of thick blood, blood even leaks from her ass hole as more tubes of intestines burst forth from her.

Even as this scene unfolds making your stomach heave, even as your lovely wife dies in front of your eyes, you cannot control your body. A stream of pearly white globs are emitted from your cock and onto the stinking pile of your beloved's guts.

"I-I came."

>>6200154
Problem mate, guess who just coughed over it?
Gensokyo: My Address? I'll give you all a BIG hint:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc2coufE-Hc

>>6200248
Oh god that is so fucking hot.

Youmu is now your wife.
http://www.mediafire.com/?ul6pl5r6exuhqxy

I would go to Kourindou and teach Rinnosuke about computer science. Maybe fuck him too.

>>6199944
What I do in most weird situations. Get drunk and try not to think about it while wandering around.

>>6200300
You're a born Touhou.

Wander around and wait for anyone to find me, when they do I panic and don't know what to say/say non-sense.
Learn danmaku, become a youkai or a magician youkai and maybe find me a house somewhere. Or just keep wandering until I meet a Touhou, I don't know.i

>>6200290

AWESOME. Thanks!

QUALITY THREAD

"randomYoumu" won't save this.

>>6201954

Oh look, its that "Quality" shitposter. YOur autism levels are showing, dipshit.