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6177040 No.6177040 [Reply] [Original]

Fuck the whining about the PS3 port, let's have a good old fashioned fake Umineko screenshot thread.

http://jbcs.info/Umineko/screenshot/generator.html

GET TO WORK

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God damn im so bored.

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>>6177045
So, why was she yelling his name?

>> No.6177115

>>6177106
Because they have no ear holes, apparently.

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>>6177100
Reminded me of this one.

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My favorite.

>> No.6177146

>>6177140

Is the referencing a song? Feel free to call me a faggot for not getting it.

>> No.6177151

>>6177146
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAizwLfZbUA#t=2m28s

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>> No.6177167

>>6177158
I wouldn't mind if they were both traps.

>> No.6177174

>>6177151

OOOH OKAY. Now it's hilarious!

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>> No.6177188

>>6177186

DAMN YOU STOP TRIPPING LOSER FLAGS

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Classic

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I feel 800% dumber.

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...But is /jp/ manlier than battler?

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In my mind, this idea was brilliant.

>> No.6177279

>>6177204
/jp/ is filled with little girls.

>> No.6177284

>>6177268

Someone write crossove fic RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

>> No.6177292

>>6177279
Images of little girls.

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>> No.6177315

>>617729

I came

>> No.6177445

>>6177185
What's this a reference to?

>> No.6177482

>>6177249

No Battler, you are the bomb.
And then Battler was a bomb.

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BUMP FOR MOAR

>> No.6177907

>>6177268

BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

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I did this because I'm sure Dlanor wouldn't STAND the shitposting. She will not ALLOW it. She will not allow it to EXIST.

>> No.6179319

>>6179314

>Dlanor wouldn't STAND the shitposting. She will not ALLOW it.

This is not how Dlandor stresses her WORDS. It is only the final word that gets STRESSED.

>> No.6179322

>>6179319
And that's not really how it works either, but it's impossible to translate.

>> No.6179329

>>6179322

It would probably be more appropriate with ITALICS. But neither ONScripter nor 4chan support ITALICS.

>> No.6179332

>>6179319
But in japanese verbs are at the end so yeah.
Italics would have been the best way to translate it, I guess, but I don't know if the engine can do that.

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>> No.6179891

>>6177158
oh, i'll reach you both with all the love, if you know what i mean.

>> No.6180221

BUMP
FOR LOVE

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>>6180221
Fine, fine.

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>> No.6180301 [DELETED] 

'ushiromiya yasu'
anagrams to
'Yum! Irish as a you.'

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>> No.6180464

This has a great potential for porn, but I don't have skills.

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>>6180464

I fapped to this.

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>> No.6180527

>>6180505

God I miss Erika so much.

;_;

>> No.6180553

>>6180527
She's going to come back in Episode 8, though.

As soon as anyone once again considers her a useful piece.

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Was this one made before Ep5? Because, if so, it's oddly prescient.

>> No.6180600

DQN quality thread

>> No.6182041

Bump.
FOR HATE.

>> No.6182131

>>6180596
didn't this whole screenshot generator started after ep5

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I love this thread. I think these things are great.

>> No.6182163

>>6182131
>>6180596
That one was made before EP 5, actually.

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>>6182163
More like you remember that way because it was post episode 5, but pre episode 5 translation.

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>> No.6182542

fukkin saved

>> No.6182658

>>6182321
Now someone edit certain parts of the text so that it sounds more relevant to Umineko.

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WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN JETPACKS

>> No.6183734

>>6182716
Is this like American Humour or something?

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>>6183915
>EveryOne On

Oh god.

>> No.6183938

I wouldn't put it past him

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>>6183909
isn't that the old one i made when we last had this thread?

although i added some more text to it a bit later.

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>>6184102
>major differences in spelling
>I saved it the first time I''ve seen it, which was 10th ‎March ‎2010, ‏‎22:17:19
Suure it's all yours.

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>>6184109
Fuck my sideways, I added one '>' too many.

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>>6184109
i never cared about my spelling, because i'm no grammar nazi nor is english my primary language.

not that it really matters, it's not like i want credit or some shit for a fakeshot.

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>>6184128
Well, okay then, just pointing that out.

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The ones where they're high have been pretty boss so far.

>> No.6184978

>>6183992
>>6184001
>>6184002
>>6184019
>>6184042
>>6184044

I am ERECT.

>> No.6185091

>>6184958
May I please have pulp_seacats_1.jpg?

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>> No.6185114
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It's from http://whabroad.wordpress.com/2010/08/26/apropos-of-nothing/

It's not actually made with the screenshot generator though so it technically doesn't count.

>> No.6185200

>>6185114
Awesome, thanks.　　I just rewatched that movie last night.

>> No.6187498

>>6183734
It's related to an old copypasta about a Breakfast Cereal and Higurashi.

>> No.6187529

>>6183734

“N... Nii-nii...” Satoko continued to cry. She was crying, she was abused, but she was wet. She couldn't explain why, she hated herself for it, but her crotch was soaked, and not just from the bathwater.

Rika wanted desperately to continue. She had never known anything quite like this, the thrill of raping her friend. Of raping Satoko. She let the words roll around on her tongue, quietly, inaudible to everyone but herself.

“I raped Satoko.”

But she couldn't. Not now. Not after what she'd just done to her best friend. Rika shook her head, doing her best to clear her perverse thoughts. She crouched down next to the sobbing mess on the floor, and patted her head consolingly.

“I.. It's okay, Satoko.. I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me..”

Satoko's sobs subsided for a moment, reduced to mere jerks in her movement as her lungs struggled to adjust.

“How... how can it be okay?” Satoko asked in a whisper, incredulous. “How can it ever be okay again!?”

“Because..” Rika spoke softly. “I had Reese's for breakfast.”

Satoko looked at her in disgust, shock and amazement, all trace of her sadness totally gone. “You had CANDY!? For BREAKFAST!!?”

“NOT CANDY!” Rika cried at the top of her lungs, suddenly rejuvenated, filled with the joy of cereal. “REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER PUFFS!”

Satoko suddenly sprung to her feet, her face contorted into a deformed expression of pure chocolatey happiness. Rika's fearful grimace matched her own, as long, snake-like tongues emerged from their mouths, twirling and entwining together in mid-air, their huge, bulging eyes staring at each other, lost in a world of peanut butter and crunchy morning nutrition.

“REESE'S PUFFS! IT'S CANDY... FOR BREAKFAST!!”

>> No.6187693

>>6187529
What?
I...what?

>> No.6189456

>>6187529
I don't get it.

>> No.6189474

>>6179314
reported

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