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Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:46:14 2010 No.6145466 [Reply] [Original]

Ask me about my cum vase. It is a vase filled to the brim with premium ejaculate. I keep it in my closet.

Cum vase.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:49:14 2010 No.6145470 I thought about doing this. Doesn't it just dry up and turn into crust.?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:54:14 2010 No.6145499 Can you take some pictures of it please?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:54:14 2010 No.6145500 Why would you do that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:56:14 2010 No.6145509 Isn't cum like 99% protein? It hasn't developed any nasty mold or something? Take care of yourself anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:00:14 2010 No.6145521 I have a cum handbag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:01:14 2010 No.6145525 >>6145521 woah...

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:01:14 2010 No.6145529 Have you dug out a penis shaped hole for your penis so you can have a fleshlight you don't have to clean out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:03:14 2010 No.6145534 Oh, I tried to do that! But my cum dried up and turned into a green/yellow... thing...

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:51:14 2010 No.6145750 File: 1.14 MB, 2000x1333, semenshirt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've been using this to clean up my semen for the past few days. It smells really sweet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 05:04:14 2010 No.6145798 I got a bunch of urinary tract infections, and over time they did thier toll. Constant pain, loss of sensation, and the tip is a death grey/pale white mixture. I wonder if I'll be ok.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 05:07:14 2010 No.6145804 >>6145750 Why don't you eat it? I promise you will get used to the taste after a few tries, and then you won't have to waste shirts on it.

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 05:10:14 2010 No.6145817

>>6145804
Sometimes I just don't feel like eating it. About 60% of the time I just wipe it up with that shirt. Maybe about 20% of the time I play around with it and the other 20% of the time I taste it or eat it.

I really like the smell of the shirt though. It turns me on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 05:10:14 2010 No.6145816 >>6145798 That's what you get for jamming pocky up there you baka.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 05:11:14 2010 No.6145818 So where's the pictures?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 05:12:14 2010 No.6145825 File: 137 KB, 463x462, mybodyisready.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145466

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 05:13:14 2010 No.6145827 >>6145816 It's as simple as I should have showered more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 05:15:14 2010 No.6145829 http://www.xtube.com/play_re.php?v=tX2x4Ny311_ Now do that with your cum.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 05:16:14 2010 No.6145831 >>6145827 Good Lord, you let it go so long it got INFECTED? What is wrong with you. Even I bathe every other day or so.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 05:17:14 2010 No.6145833 >>6145831 Several dozen times. Well it could be that I wasn't fully healed and relapsed for a few of them. I took it a little too easy for a while.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 05:23:14 2010 No.6145842 File: 178 KB, 457x471, Roggie_bodah_os_rody.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145825

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 05:23:14 2010 No.6145843 When I move out from my mom's house, I'm gonna start cumming in some kind of container and keep it it my freezer. Hopefully I'll have at least a glass saved up for a time when I'm in the mood for drinking it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 05:36:14 2010 No.6145895 >massive nodular destruction of penis, scrotum and lower abdominal wall

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 05:38:14 2010 No.6145904 >>6145833 How long are we talking? I may or may not be at risk depending on your answer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 05:41:14 2010 No.6145915 >>6145904 About five years now. At least for the worst of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 05:43:14 2010 No.6145926 File: 174 KB, 496x331, ZUN_notpleased.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145915 Shit, I bet most bums shower more than you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 05:47:14 2010 No.6145947 >>6145926 Likely. But that's not the time spent not showering. That's the time spent NEETing. I get one in every few week usually.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 05:51:14 2010 No.6145961 >>6145947 Most NEETs at least towel off before they develop oozing sores.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 05:52:14 2010 No.6145969 >>6145961 I went above and beyond the call of duty then. My shower either spams way to hot or way too cold at random throughout the process. I can't take it easy in there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 05:53:14 2010 No.6145972 >>6145947 Sucks for you then. I often go an upwards of a month without showering and nothing has happened to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 05:56:14 2010 No.6145989 >>6145972 >I often go an upwards of a month without showering How can you do this? After 2 days it feels really uncomfortable I can`t stand it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 05:59:14 2010 No.6146006 >>6145989 I feel like shit all day after taking a shower, it dries my skin out horribly, and I absolutely hate having wet hair. So that rules out daily showering, and just add in laziness and there's your answer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 06:00:14 2010 No.6146011 >>6146006 That's pretty much my story too.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Sep 17 06:03:14 2010 No.6146017

>>6146006

>I feel like shit all day after taking a shower, it dries my skin out horribly, and I absolutely hate having wet hair.

What the fuck man.jpg

I love loosing out my hair and soaking it down in the shower. It feels like I'm getting a blowjob by all of your Touhous at the same time, except on my scalp.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 06:05:14 2010 No.6146022 >>6146006 >>6146011 Hair dryer + skin lotion. Fucking A, even if soap dries you out, just washing with water is better then nothing.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Sep 17 06:06:14 2010 No.6146024 >>6146022 I use this epic soap that moisturizes your skin as you wash with it. Feels good man.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 06:07:14 2010 No.6146025 >>6146024 Brand?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 06:07:14 2010 No.6146026 >>6146022 Or I can just continue my infrequent showering. It doesn't bother me a bit, and it's not like anyone else is around to smell me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 06:08:14 2010 No.6146030 >>6146026 You don't want to dick rot. Trust me anon, save yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 06:10:14 2010 No.6146034 >>6146026 Whatever works for you. I'm on the opposite spectrum. I shower once or twice a day, always after taking a shit. I'm kind of a germophobe too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 06:23:14 2010 No.6146047 Stop talking about it like it's a NEET think. Not all NEETs are dirty bastards that shit on the wall, piss on the floor and don't have any self respect.

>>	El Inquisidor !BernFAQk3E Fri Sep 17 06:24:14 2010 No.6146049 That doesn't have any sense. The sperms die in that environment. What is left is just useless waste.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 06:43:14 2010 No.6146072 cum vase general

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