/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Dude I'm so blazed right now dude
fuck yeah /jp/

>>6136426

Ah~ I wanna taste a dick.

I want to taste /jp/

Here's a picture of a dick

Mine is only 3 inches

>>6136469

>>6136493
HEY SHIKEIKI
FUUUUUUUUCK MORALITY

Does Mishaguji count as a dick?

Here, I 'made' it for you.

I really want to suck a dick, but I don't know anybody, let alone any gay guys.

>>6136525
Suck your own.
Captcha: Warm oloved

>>6136516
>>6136516

Okay, maybe my eyes are bad but as I scrolled past the thumbnail I thought the text said "Sonichu"

...

>!RAKiSUtaAA

>>6136516
5-inch?
I don' get it.

>>6136525
Me too, anon. All those tasty descriptions in ero manga have gotten me interested.

>>6136564
5-inch nails, gossun, etc.

>>6136574
>>6136525
You can always taste your semen.

Speaking of semen, does anyone else ejaculate into their hand? The feeling of warm semen in your palm is quite nice.

>>6136536
I can't reach. Are you able to stretch or something and get better at it?

>>6136591
I try to. It's easier than scraping off my waist.

>>6136591
I cum like a firehose so I let it explode violently all over everything like it does in h-manga. Kind of a pain to clean up but too much fun to pass up by cumming into tissues or my hand or something boring like that

>a thread about penises

GAY THREAT, FAGGOT!

>>6136617
You got a problem with dicks?

>>6136617
It's only gay if you like men, not dicks.

>>6136635
How about men who don't have dicks and are really girls?

>>6136635

Do traps count as men?

>>6136641
Gay.
>>6136651
No, it's straight to fuck them.

>>6136663
Your nipples aren't erogenous? Sucks to be you.

>>6136591
>taste your semen
Eww. I don't know about you, but I never managed to do this because, for some reason, once I'm finished and it's out, all the 'horniness' that's built up suddenly turns into sorrow and disgust for myself for doing something this dirty. It's impossible to think of anything sexual afterwards, let alone get in contact with my own bodily fluids. That's why I prefer being the runner-up.

>>6136591

I do this all the time.

Then I drink it.

>>6136682

That's why you shoot it directly into your mouth, dumbfuck. If you're horny enough, your disappoint post-masturbatory self will just dismiss it as a silly act.

>>6136682
There's nothing dirty about avoiding waste.

>>6136697
Too bad my dick can't defy the laws of gravity and shoot it all the way upwards. And I don't feel like going into some silly pose.

>>6136610
>all over everything
surely not literally, got any specifics, you got me interested

>>6136735
Wait a week or so and you'll probably be surprised. I tried silly poses for a bit, but it hurt my back.

>>6136682
i've tasted mine, but it didnt taste too good cause i barely eat fruit or vegi's

>>6136682

why the hell are you all referencing >>6136682 which has no text?

>>6136765
Wait for what? In case you are implying you can 'build up' cum and then cum buckets with the force of a million suns, that's a myth. However, you CAN increase the amount and force by simply holding back for an hour or two. The amount of actual sperm will be about the same, but it will be mixed with a lot more prostate fluid and therefore be 'thinner' and fly farther. THAT is fun to do/watch. You should try it instead of 'saving up' over a week (which you, horny as you are, can't do anyway).

>>6136600
Seconding question

>>6136833
Do you not have self-control? Building up really does work. So does edging.

>>6136833
Let me just type up a a reason for why we're both right oh wait that's the most boring thing I could do right now. You should be able to solve this.

>>6136833
it doesn't build up, but it does get thicker.

"i haven't blown a load in so long, the next bitch that comes along is going to have to chew before she swallows!"

>>6136854
Stretching exercises exist and do work, but have limits. Don't expect much.

>>6136591
yes, then my hand feels quite soft

>>6136401
Ok. My penis is not feeling well. Im havinga fever so it's only natural. What a lewd thread...and im posting!

>>6136870
>Building up really does work.
Do you have any proof for that? A Wiki article or something similar would be nice. Because as far as I remember all the exessive (old) sperm is eventually disassembled into proteins and stuff and goes back into your body.
And I do have self control but why would I wait a week for something that
a) does not work (afaik)
b) I don't even want
c) I can get elsewhere without waiting

>>6136922
It is disassembled. That's why waiting more than a week is worthless. Find your own damn source; it's not like this is hard to google.

>>6136892
Which stretches should I do? I'm about 2-3 inches away right now.

>>6136946
All I can find are some forum posts by teenagers and yahoo answers, all saying different things. I'd rather not believe those.

I heard eating certain fruits makes your semen taste better. Bananas and whatnot. How many should I eat, and how quickly will it take effect?

>>6136502

oh god is that more KamS stillart?

>>6136926

I honestly wanted to make a thread like this earlier, but it was more of "How much do you think about (sucking) dicks?" thread/

>>6137013
Well, just accept that I'm not contradicting anything you say. All I'm putting is an actual time on your "eventually" handwaving.

>>6136735

I did once. Try fapping for an hour or two hours straight. If you're about to cum, go slower so you don't cum too early. Chances are you'll shoot pretty high up.

>>6137033
Did you know? kamS has a pixiv. http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=191940
>>6137043
Not very often, but I do like fapping to the thought when it comes up.

>>6137072
And I'm totally cool with that.

>>6137088

Not to sound dumb but how do I make an account without knowing moonrunes?

>>6137113
Use a translator if you can't read it.

What a dumb question.

>>6137011
I dunno. I imagine if you google autofellatio you'll find a guide or something.