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everybody becomes gay

Love ends.

...sigh

>>609702
>>609715
In short they all grow dicks.

>>609713
Hey she had them to begin with!

>>609702
Hasn't happened so far, and will most likely never happen.

Sex

>>609721
Except puberty is normal for Reimu and Marisa.

>>609713
/r/ full picture

>>609736
This is the full pic.

>>609718
Oh ho?

>>609736
Have some food.

>>609740
Yuyuko is a ghost. She died with that rack.

Funny, I thought China was the only person under 300.

>>609745

I can never get over how silly China's mouth looks in that.

>>609758
I guess if they stripped you naked and put on the table as a meal you'd also have a funny look on your face.

>>609741

>>609702
They can't. Gensokyo is Neverland.

>>609755
100 yrs. old

>>609763
But she has the same face when she is not naked.

>>609770
Doesn't change the fact that this is an abnormal situation even for Touhou!

>>609769
What about Yukarin, Ran and Yuyuko?

>>609779
Yuyu and Yukari are like OLD and Ran is just a bit younger.

>>609779
...ah...magic!

Still human, so she can be nowhere over 30 years old. Right?

I hope Youmu never grows up.

>>609779
Youkai (immortal), shikigami (immortal), ghost (N/A, already dead)

>>609784
Actually she is underage.

>>609786
YOU ARE TOO SOFT YOUMU

>>609789
Youkai are not immortal. They just have longer lifespans than humans.

Fact: When youkai grow older, they develop big breasts and get lazier.

>>609789
There are only three immortals in gensokyo.

>>609797
Sounds like Yukari to me

>>609786
Youmu is actually Youki from the past that came to be through a time paradox. That's why Youki vanished.

>>609806
Eirin, Sakuya and Mokou?

>>609812
>Kaguya

>>609812

>Sakuya

I think you're wrong.

>>609806
Mokou, Kaguya, Eirin(probably?), Sikieiki, Komachi (most likely)....that's more than three.

>>609779
Yukari's as old as Gensokyo itself, ranging from 1,600-2,300+ years, Ran's at least 1,000 (9 tails * 100 yrs), speculated to be 1,200, and Yuyuko's undetermined, but speculated at 1,000.

Side note: I did not know Mokou was also in her thousands. Long beef is LOOOOOOOOOONG.

>>609827
That is, if we take Higan as part of Gensokyo...

Komachi already has breasts.
I mean, even ZUN gave her breasts.
She must be like a titmonster then

>>609827
Hasn't Eirin also taken the Elixer or is that fan-made?

Its been stated that Reimu's and Marisa's growth is extremely abnormal and that their hormones are all fucked up.

Yet Alice who is a youkai is growing normaly well her growth will just stop one day and shell stay like that just like all youkai I guess.

Apparently, youkai lifespans is directly proportional to their power.
Youkai like Yukari might as well be immortal, if we consider this.

>>609850
It's not really said in-game. She does say she is an eternal being, but that can be an exaggeration of her part, since Lunarias have extremely long lifespans...so, nobody knows.

>>609847
But Yuka is about in her sixties.

>>609850
It's speculated she did since she got punished alongside Kaguya, but speculated she didn't because she got a much lesser sentence than Kaguya.

Lunarians already have a long lifespand, but far from immortal, apparently.

Everyone except "normal" humans have lifespans of 100+ years in Gensokyo.
Perhaps youkai hunting dramatically expands that lifespan, if the hunter survives his/her enounters.

>>609770
??????

>>609876
>Age: Unknown, but about the same age as Reimu

>>609861
lol Wut?
Yuka has been stated as being ancient.
Shes probaly as old as Yukari.
She sleeps a lot like a very old youkai to.

>>609889
Last thing you see before you are SPARKED

>>609871
>It's speculated she did since she got punished alongside Kaguya

she didn't get punished

>>609861
Wrong. Yuka is -at least- 60 years old. The same Cirno. Because they remember the flower incident from 60 years ago. Actual ages are unknown.

>>609871
>>609850
It has never been stated whether or not Eirin drank the Elixer. But we do know that she uses drugs to extend her lifespan. So chances are she didn't drink it.

>>609895
>>609902
Ah sorry

>>609871
What exactly where their punishments?

>>609904

Don't remember, but Kaguya and Eirin sure did enjoy killing the messengers sent to tell them they have been forgiven and can go back to the moon capital.

>>609914
IT WAS A TRAP

>>609914
PROTIP: Eirin was never sent to Earth. Only Kaguya. Eirin came along with the messengers to retrieve Kaguya.

>>609914
the moon sucks

>>609904
Lunarians used Earth a a prison.

>>609924
oh...oh wow

>>609921
Eirin then killed the messengers. The Lunarians possbly thought Earth was too dangerous and didn't send more messengers.
Eirin was left with Kaguya.

>>609925
Moon is pretty much the worst place on the world.

>>609921
And then uses her breasts to distract them while she slits their throats *boing*.

>>609850
Eirin never took the hourai elixer. She's just so drugged up on her own stuff that she's nearly immortal.

>>609924

Nice door guard.

Why do parties on the moon always suck?
Because there's no ATMOSPHERE

>>609924

>>609933
>Moon is pretty much the worst place on the world.

Oh wow.

>>609948

>>609924
>wannaeatit.jpg

No.

>>609948
TA DAM TCH

>>609948

>>609932
Actually, it is implied that the whole time they were on Earth they were avoiding more Moon emissaries since travel from the Moon to Earth can only be done on a full moon. Case in point, Reisen came to Earth during a full moon. Reisen II came to Earth on a full moon. Imperishable Night is about sealing the full moon so the Moon people couldn't make it to Gensokyo.

>>609948

Yeah I hear that.

Anyway did you hear Reisen was involved in the Lunarian war? Yeah, she almost never escaped to Earth, the enemy just missed her by a hare

>Considering that she was punished far less severely than Kaguya was, it is possible that leniency was granted in consideration that she did not actually drink the elixir.

Eirin probably served "community service" on the moon, while Kaguya sat out an "one Earth Life" sentence on the Earth. They didn't try to bring her back until she started loving being there.

>>609975

ITT we troll heavenly bodies.

>>609975

>>609948
>>609975
ULTROS?

>>609975
ಠ_ಠ

>>609827
How they heck did you manage to count Shiki and Komachi as hourasians? Youkai, subtypes yama and shikigami, respectively.

What about Medicine?

>>609971
What of the US's Moon invasion?

>>609999
How can a mechanical object grow anything?
Eternal loli doll

>>609999
Doll (no lifespand) to youkai, so she's definitely under the 100 yr range

>>609995
I was talking about immortals, not counting them as people who drank the hourai elixir. Sikieiki and Komachi are immortal beings.

>>610018
And by immortal I mean beigns who can't be killed by any means. Medicine is not immortal in that case.

>>610013
I think you mean over the 100 year range. An object has to exist for at least a 100 years before it becomes a youkai.

>>610023
By that definition none of the characters in Touhou are immortal. Kaguya and Mokou can be killed repeatedly. They just come back to life. The same with fairies.

>>610026
I honestly did not know that.

>>610032
What I meant is that they can't be destroyed permanently.

>>610018
Being embodiments of the afterlife, they should have existed from dawn of time.

>>610026
EVERYONE DIES IN GENSOKYO!

Well, except that one youkai.

>>610041
She can die too. But that would mean Gensokyo will die too.

Question: What happens to Letty after winter? (or Lily after spring) She dies, sleeps, disappears and then revives, awaken, reappears?

>>610044
Letty disappears.
Lilly just calms herself.

>>610053
Won't those two exist as long as epochs exist? Doesn't that make them kind of immortal?

>>610041
She sleeps more and more every year until one day she just won't wake up...

>>610018
Ah, like that. Well, my guess is that their existence is tied to the function, and thus when there are no longer any dead souls to ferry over and judge, they will "die" as best they can.

Of course, odds are that by then, the only ones still around to notice is Kaguya, Mokou, Yukari, and most likely Yuyuko (Eirin being far to clever to burden herself with true eternity, though if she was the last one to pass through Higan it would make sense in a manner).

I believe this thread was supposed to be about Touhou tits?

>>610057
Well as long as her alter ego is awake...

>>610061
Usually derails work the other way around but oh well...

>>610058
Well, I guess this makes Letty immortal in a way, but can still be killed. She'll just be reborn next winter.
Lily is a normal fairy so she has a fairy's lifespan. She's not the embodiment of spring.

>>610057
Eons from now, the sun cold, the universe empty, Kaguya and Mokou shares a last drink, Yukari hands it all over to Yuyuko, and all will sleep.

>>610044
Lily is always around. She isn't Spring herself. She just stalks Spring and lets you know that it's here.

Letty disappears since she represents Winter.

>>610035
Tsukumogami (付喪神, Tsukumogami artifact spirit) are a type of Japanese spirit. According to the Tsukumogami-emaki, tsukumogami originate from items or artifacts that have reached their 100th birthday and thus become alive and aware. Any object of this age, from swords to toys, can become a tsukumogami. Tsukumogami are considered spirits and supernatural beings, as opposed to enchanted items.

>>609702

I die.

>>610117
Moe-beetus sweeps the world.

>>610094
Hmm, makes me wonder what Roukanken and Hakurouken will look like when they become youkai...

They'll never make it to puberty, Touhous are sexually active from birth and reproduce typically before their 18th birthday. After that they either die or go sterile

>>610176
Exactly, none of them can reproduce now

>>610154
facepalm
Most of them are 100+

>>610003
Good luck staging an invasion with THREE MEN!

>>610183
Armstrong would fuck your shit up!

>>610183

We've got a man for the job.

>>610152
They will stay the same as long as Youmu wishes, I think.

Total number of men who walked on the Moon: 12.
Unless they were SPESS MEHREENS, the Lunarians would have lol'd at them before killing them.

>>610193

A SURVELLIANCE CAMERA!?

>>610193
SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEE?????!?!?!?!

>>610202

Touhou canon makes some implications that the world outside of Gensokyo is pretty advanced.

Spesss Mahreeens indeed.

>>610202
All God-tier mundanes. (Though, frankly, you don't fuck with Aldrin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQKxAqpjroo )

>>609702
One thing happens.

Suika remains flat.

Pettan pettan Tsurupettan.

>>609702 What happens when Puberty hits Gensokyo?

time to TAKE IT EASY

>>610202

Where are my Speznaz space spies? Surely they will not tolerate this shit with the mighty power of the motherland.

Regarding the Earth's invasion of the moon...


Long ago, the humans had made it to the moon's surface and claimed it as their own by planting a flag. They were probably impressed by their own science and thought the moon really was theirs.

But, if you know where to look, the moon's technological prowess was far beyond that of the Earth's. The humans had spoken of building a base on the moon, but in the end they ran back home before ever deciding on a place or even acquiring the means to do such a thing. It was a terrible defeat for the humans.

The humans' lunar landings were reported as a great success in the outside world, but their failures were not. The humans kept losing after their first landing, so eventually they stopped returning to the moon. And we, who'd remained in contact with the moon, knew how every time they tried to establish a base, they'd failed.

Humans don't really advance that much over time - it's almost at their limit to keep from sliding backwards. Even if the humans decided to launch another expedition, it wouldn't create much of a stir in the lunar capital.

>>610371

>>610670
I'd suck on that watermelon, if you know what I mean!

SPRING IS HERE!