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My back is tickling just thinking about it.

Suwako was the father

The hat is flat underneath? That must be tricky to wear.

Asexual reproduction right? ;_;

>>6072809
This is how I picture it too.

QUALITY THREAD

In China, frog legs are a delicacy.

>>6072869
In France too, no?

My dad ate it once and said it was good.

>>6072872
Tastes kinda like chicken. It's pretty good but nothing special. There's barely any meat on them.

>>6072850
Yup.

>>6072887
The real life version is much, much, much...
...much worse.

>>6072872
>>6072882
Us chinks even call them "field chicken".

>>6072893
Not really, it's sort of cute. The escaping toadlets swim around all over the place.

Gastric brooders on the other hand are quite nightmarish, to say the least. They eat their eggs, the tadpoles hatch there and wriggle around in their mother's stomach. And when they're grown, she vomits them, usually a few at a time - but when disturbed, she apparently vomits all the froglets at once.

Imagine giving birth through your mouth. That's what gastric brooding frogs went through (they're extinct now though, but that means they exist in Gensokyo. )

>>6072893
The Surinam Toad
http://www.google.com/search?q=surinam%20toad

>>6072935
That doesn't sound as bad to be honest.
>>6072939
I'm not watching that again.

I have a thing for loli mothers so it's OKAY!

frogslut, flaunting her eggs for every man to jack off on.

She must've enjoyed all the dicks she sucked and fucked back in the day.

Suwako sat with Kanako throughout the entire birthing process!

>>6072984
She was showered with faith.

>>6072994
Like ancestor, like descendant.

>>6073012
I wonder if Zun jizzes to Touhou fanart...

>>6073023

ZUN jizzes inside of your Touhou.

When you kiss your Touhou's lips, bear in mind that merely hours ago, those same lips were tightly sealed around ZUN's sweaty ballsack.

>>6072801

>>6073024
If it was guaranteed to get me to Gensokyo, I'd suck his ballsack too.

>>6073031
dats nasty man.

>>6073031

that's ZUN's secret plan.

By wanting to be the little Touhou girl, and wearing Touhou dresses, ZUN will have a stable of ladyboys at his disposal to ravage the asses and mouths of when his real Touhous are busy being lesbians.

>>6073033
Can't be lesbians when they're getting fucked day in and day out by nasty old men from the human village.

Can't you just be one of those guys instead of ZUN's fag brigade?

>>6073059
They can be legally lesbian while, you know, experimenting with geezers. Money has to come from somewhere, so why not walking coffins?

>>6073059
I'd rather be one of those guys of good age. Then go around and have sex with the Touhous and make them ahegao.

>>6073104
>>6073105
>>6073108

This is what really happened, not that rape horseshit.

Fuck you to hell, jay pee
That was asexual reproduction
kanako's her husband
and sometimes she has incestous encounters with sanae

>>6073133

kanakers is pure and virginal

she would never do nasty things with frog

>>6073138
If it's just two girls there still virgins even if they have sex.
At least in my book it doesn't really count unless it's a male drilling his dick into any of the holes. But in that case just anal is enough for me to consider a girl not a virgin anymore.

>>6073133
This is what Suwako thinks of your bullshit.

>>6073153

Suwako tells it like it is.jpg

>>6073153
I love her honesty.

>>6073153
>If you don't get out and go at it while you're young, you'll just be left a virgin forever
Perfect!

>>6073161
Probably why Suwako fucked hundreds of years ago.

>>6073170
Probably. Doesn't mean I wouldn't fuck her now, and every day for the next 100 years.

I know sanae wil make the right choice

>>6073190
And she did.

>>6073180
Humans don't last that long, bro.

>>6073194

>>6073212
If Suwako and Kanako were real, they'd have my faith for that long, pal.

>>6073212
If Suwako and Kanako were real, they'd have my faith for that long, pal.

>>6073235
>>6073249
But if they were real you wouldn't have to believe, you'd know they exist.

>>6073215
Someone seems mad here. Suwako thinks it's something to celebrate for.

>>6073257
You'd be surprised how many things exist but are not believed in. A spherical Earth, for one.

>>6073215
Kratos's daughter.

>>6073266
OUT OF MY SHRINE FAGOD

>>6073266
OUT OF MY SHRINE FAGOD

>>6073293
Why so mad, Kanako? Just lighten up and start having sexual relations with the men of the human village. ZUN made their dicks extra large for Touhou pleasure.

>>6073305
idiot