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Anonymous Sat Aug 21 20:35:53 2010 No.5989701 [Reply] [Original]

I see that you have shown an interest in our kind despite being an earthling, as well as having a disdain for impure human behavior. If you can achieve a few more qualities considered normal by our standards, I can have you converted into a Lunarian and taken to live out a long and happy life in our homeland. I will need you to do all of the following:

1: Achieve a healthy weight and clean smooth skin, thus making your appearance free of impurities.

2: Free your body of harmful chemical substances. Alcohol is fine in moderation, but tobacco caffeine and marijuana will bind you to the ways of the earth.

3: Begin socializing with those around you and gain their acceptance as a friendly and respectable person.

4: Become gainfully employed in a respectable profession, thus demonstrating discipline and mental ability enough to be a functioning member of society. Alternatively you may serve in your country's military, and at the end of your duties we can have you be an officer in ours.

5: While pursuing these goals, you must remain adherent to your ideals of a clean and uncontaiminated life, and refrain from any impure behavior with your fellow earth humans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 20:36:53 2010 No.5989713 I could probably do this. Except for the caffeine part. I need my coffee.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 20:36:53 2010 No.5989710 File: 64 KB, 940x790, 1249258600688.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >everything

>>	/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q Sat Aug 21 20:37:53 2010 No.5989715 QUALITY THREAD

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 20:37:53 2010 No.5989716 I'm already all of these. Can I be a lunarian yet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 20:37:53 2010 No.5989714 File: 331 KB, 875x639, 1275073233300.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 20:38:53 2010 No.5989723 Fuck the moon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 20:38:53 2010 No.5989724 >but tobacco caffeine and marijuana will bind you to the ways of the earth. I'm staying here baby.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 20:39:53 2010 No.5989731 >tobacco caffeine and marijuana will bind you to the ways of the earth lol, yeah okay

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 20:40:53 2010 No.5989738 File: 495 KB, 1200x809, ironsky_art2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pic related, your new home.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 20:40:53 2010 No.5989742 ITT: impure filth unworthy of being lunarian.

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Sat Aug 21 20:44:53 2010 No.5989767 File: 68 KB, 475x358, mooninites(4).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5989701 But the Mooninites smoke, drink and do drugs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 20:47:53 2010 No.5989782 >moon bitch Go the fuck back to the moon you fucking whore. USA is going to pound your fucking shithole of a sandcastle fairy land into glass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 20:47:53 2010 No.5989785 File: 51 KB, 300x300, reaction-toyo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wait just a moment; you have pictures of WHAT saved on your computer? You will need to dispose of those to preserve your purity, quickly now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 20:47:53 2010 No.5989787 >>5989767 Mooninites are from a different moon than the Touhou moon.

>>	Heinrich Himmler Sat Aug 21 20:49:23 2010 No.5989802 File: 199 KB, 1089x734, MoonBase FUNTIME.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5989738 Soory, but Eirin and I already reside at that place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 20:49:53 2010 No.5989797 File: 126 KB, 1024x683, Iron-Sky..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5989782 We'll see about that.

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Sat Aug 21 20:49:53 2010 No.5989803 >>5989787 But they're 2D. And they're convinced of their superiority compared to Earthlings, so I'm guessing they are what Lunarians really look like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 20:50:53 2010 No.5989807 >>5989787 Some would say that their moon is our moon. But that would belittle the name of our moon...which is...the moon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 20:51:53 2010 No.5989814 File: 81 KB, 520x800, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5989785 >Wait just a moment; you have pictures of WHAT

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 20:52:53 2010 No.5989822 File: 83 KB, 550x750, 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 20:52:53 2010 No.5989827 File: 109 KB, 690x860, 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 20:53:53 2010 No.5989834 File: 81 KB, 560x820, 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 20:53:53 2010 No.5989842 File: 114 KB, 600x850, 5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Sat Aug 21 20:54:53 2010 No.5989846 If Kaguya and Eirin combined, would they be able to use the quad-laser?

>>	Heinrich Himmler Sat Aug 21 20:54:53 2010 No.5989849 >>5989738 Sorry, but Eirin and I already reside at that place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 20:54:53 2010 No.5989850 File: 125 KB, 610x820, 6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Heinrich Himmler Sat Aug 21 20:55:53 2010 No.5989853 File: 199 KB, 1089x734, MoonBase FUNTIME.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5989738 Sorry, but Eirin and I already reside at that place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 20:59:53 2010 No.5989882 File: 31 KB, 300x300, quadlazor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5989846 Probably not, but I can teach the ability to anyone who possesses sufficient discipline and willpower.

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Anonymous Sat Aug 21 21:00:53 2010 No.5989883

>5: While pursuing these goals, you must remain adherent to your ideals of a clean and uncontaiminated life, and refrain from any impure behavior with your fellow earth humans.
Check.
>2: Free your body of harmful chemical substances. Alcohol is fine in moderation, but tobacco caffeine and marijuana will bind you to the ways of the earth.
Check. So far, so good!
>1: Achieve a healthy weight and clean smooth skin, thus making your appearance free of impurities.
>smooth skin
Well, that can't be helped. Damn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 21:03:53 2010 No.5989904 File: 125 KB, 394x385, sadfrog_realistic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5989785 >Anonymous just abandoned all hope.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 21:09:53 2010 No.5989927 File: 259 KB, 800x600, 5b1a9b7d3bdd47995267c57ee6332465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5989853

>>	Heinrich Himmler Sat Aug 21 21:10:53 2010 No.5989941 >>5989927 Sorry Reisen... But Eirin and I are in love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 21:14:53 2010 No.5989968 File: 327 KB, 1008x827, bb2c186716647035bb2befba74b6ea925ad54c42.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lol moonbitches

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 21:16:42 2010 No.5989979 File: 346 KB, 874x620, 59150fd04e298485ff0cf40c791918d7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Also, 6. Form an incestuous relationship with your sister.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 21:17:53 2010 No.5989988 >>5989979 oh god yes that picture.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 21:18:53 2010 No.5989995 >>5989979 How does one form a relationship with something that does not exist?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 21:19:53 2010 No.5990003 File: 299 KB, 826x1164, 61f3cc6b8884674974c8eb27e8e539c8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think we can enter into an agreement

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 21:20:53 2010 No.5990012 >>5989979 what's that growing out of her chin?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 21:22:53 2010 No.5990034 >>5989995 you will receive a sister once you become a lunarian. You may choose the details also.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 21:22:53 2010 No.5990029 >>5990012 Her sister's hand, lrn2foreplay ---- oh wait, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 21:23:53 2010 No.5990036 File: 18 KB, 231x311, isayoldbean.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Disgusting Lunarians claiming superiority over Earth when they are slaves of gravity too? Haha, oh wow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 21:24:53 2010 No.5990046 >>5990034 You may choose between being a lunarian human with a sister, or becoming a rabbit pet to someone who will play with you and provide endless peaches for stamina recovery.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 21:25:53 2010 No.5990051 >clean smooth skin, thus making your appearance free of impurities. Hello, Earth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 21:26:53 2010 No.5990066 >>5990036 Gravity is keeping that coffee in your cup, Char!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 21:28:53 2010 No.5990076 >>5990036 Silly 2nd-rate tactician, orbiting satellite worlds make the perfect base sites around inhabited high-gravity planets. One could lift off from them with technology more regressive than what was needed for simple aviation on earth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 21:29:53 2010 No.5990081 i'm in, i drink tea but it's ok, right?

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Anonymous Sat Aug 21 21:35:53 2010 No.5990120
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>Become gainfully employed in a respectable profession
>Alternatively you may serve in your country's military

Sure, I'll just go out and get a decent job at a decent wage in the middle of a depression with zero experience.

Sure, I'll just join the military because I couldn't find a job anywhere else and expand the empire that's causing our economy's destruction.

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Anonymous Sat Aug 21 21:35:53 2010 No.5990122
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>>5990066
Wrong uncouth faggot, we use newtype hax to keep our tea in our cups. If we used gravity, we would end up like Degwin.
>>5990076
I don't know what are you implicating.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 21:37:53 2010 No.5990140 >>5990122 So, uh, hows that revenge against Amuro going there, Char?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 22:08:53 2010 No.5990338 File: 21 KB, 131x225, autism.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 22:11:53 2010 No.5990355 File: 119 KB, 475x750, 1267907144515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Of course, if you can't manage all of those things, I suppose I could still take you as a slave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 21 23:19:53 2010 No.5990791 >>5990355 I would be honored to be your stool m'lady.

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