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5975078 No.5975078 [Reply] [Original]

Do your parents consider you their greatest failure?

>> No.5975091

No, because they know my little brother will be an even bigger failure

I gave him Minecraft
He is 12

>> No.5975084

I was an orphan so i didn't have parents...

>> No.5975095

How would I know exactly?

>> No.5975100

No. But who knows what the future holds.

>>5975084
Sad.

>> No.5975103

my parents are NEET too, and more hiki than i am

>> No.5975115

>>5975084
Everyone has parents. Yours just didn't care for you. Life goes on.
>>5975100
Not sad at all.

>> No.5975120

My dad calls me every once in a while to ask how I am. I never call him back, I feel like he would be too ashamed of me if I told him how I was doing.

>> No.5975594

I'm happy to say I have a great relationship with my parents.

>> No.5975597

I have a bull dyke, retarded, deaf, schizophrenic sister that makes me look like I'm good for something.

>> No.5975598
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Why would my Parents consider me their greatest failure?
Pic very related.

>> No.5975605

Everyone is unemployed in my family. Gotta love these shitty times we live in.

>> No.5975610

My dad is a nigger hobo who used to turn down work that he was offered just because he didn't like it. The last I ever heard of him was when he ran out of the house I grew up in because he finally got notice that the police were coming in the morning to remove him from the property - the house was foreclosed because he decided he didn't feel like paying the mortgage while he was being handed government dole that was more than enough to cover it.

Keep your chin up, Anonymous.

>> No.5975608

>>5975605
Sounds like your family are a bumch of lazy red necks.

>> No.5975617

They never say such things to me. They just don't give a fuck and only enable my hikki lifestyle.

I'm sure they're massively disappointed on the inside though.

>> No.5975625

You're life does not suck and you're not a loser, my life is the one that sucks. My dad died of cancer, and my mom died while giving birth to me. My dad blamed me for it and liked to prove it by hitting me and telling me that only mother killers cry. I was placed in special education classes because without a tounge I was unable to speak. I was held back three times because the teacher lied about my grades, she did this so she could have rape me. She weighed over 500 pounds and sounded like a horse trying to eat a dead clown. The only reason I passed special-ed high school because the school would no longer keep me.

My weight rivals that of five average goon neckbeards (a person with a neckbeard), and my neckbeard looks like a bird nest mixed with shit and cheetos. My dad died and gave all of the money to the local church and the priest ran off with everything. I had to take a job at McDonald's as the "special" guy that works at those places, not because I'm retarded, but because the manager was the woman from my old school that raped me.

One day I walked into the living room of my 200 square foot apartment and saw a black cat get run over by a guy in a truck. I waddled outside in time to see him back up and crush another cat, I was walking the shoulder of the road and the guy hit me as he tried to drive away. Somebody called the police and the police gave me a citation for not keeping my cats on a leash, even though they were not my cats, and the guy in the truck successfully sued me for the damage to his truck.

>> No.5975628

Nah, because I go to university and am about to get my bachelor's.

>> No.5975629

My face is covered in deep rooted acne that can only be cured with surgery, or a very thick needle. Working as the special worker at McDonald's does not pay very well so I tried to needle the zits out, now I have zits and scars on my face. The rest of my body is hair and acne, I have to cover my bed in talcum powder so I can keep away the pain long enough to pass out from exhaustion.

I am fully deaf in one ear and I can only hear a high pitched whine in the other ear. I can only see the colors red, orange, and yellow. Having no tounge I have never tasted food. My nose is so full of snot and other assorted crap that I am also unable to smell.

The only time I ever interact with people outside of work and the forums is going down to the local game store where I buy used copies of 5 year old games because I only make minimum wage.

This account was given to me out of pity, and I am only able to access it at the library. I'm fairly sure nobody goes near me at the library because I have not been able to shower for the last three years of my life.

The only joy I have in life is pretending to be other people.

Are you trying to tell me YOUR life is worse than mine? Well fuck you and the elephant that trumpeted you in to this place.

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>>5975625

>> No.5975640

My parents never speak to me and I live in the same house as both of them.
There might be a "Good Morning" or a "Good night" but other than that, we never speak.
They're most likely massively disappointed in me, all I ever do is stay in my room all day, I don't do anything with my life.
Back in High School (9 years ago) My Mother used to tell me I should be going out and having fun while I was young and that it wasn't right for a young lad to spend all of his time in his room alone.

>> No.5975643

>>5975608
If that were true I would have already starved to death by now. Ten years ago we were the wealthiest family on the block. Last year shit happened and all of us lost our jobs, one after the other. But if everything goes right, I might get back my job by october.

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>>5975629
>>5975625

>> No.5975649

People don't like to hire me because I'm ugly and socially retarded, so I do nothing but browse the internet all day and try to play video games, but fail at that as well.

;_;

>> No.5975650

Considering I'm the first in my family to go to college, and having gotten a full scholarship into a private university, I don't think so.

>> No.5975651

>>5975629
>Having no tounge
What?

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