/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I don't support it
down with secondaries

>Jokes aside, ZUN himself does acknowledge the idea of his characters getting romantically involved.
[citation needed]

Shippers are the WORST part of the horrible touhou fandom
Touhou's are asexual

Shipping is everywhere. Do you live under a rock?

>>5963213
I hate how everything has to be sexual or romantic with these people. Can't little girls in frilly dresses sit down and have tea without wanting to fuck each other?

Don't care.
Frankly I think you people take this shit too seriously.

The power to fight the shipperfags is within your reach. All you have to do is become a talented hentai artist and draw Touhou NTR doujinshi.

WHAT? BURN THESE HERETICS.

does having sex with multiple faceless men count as relationshipping?

>>5963262
>Can't little girls in frilly dresses sit down and have tea without wanting to fuck each other?
I don't quite understand.
Why would they do that?

I get the feeling this is just the same guy that is constantly posting how he hates sexualizing Touhous. It's most likely a troll because this if fucking 4chan.

>>5963281
To enjoy the tea and the conversation with each other.

>>5963287
Sexualizing Touhous is fine, just not with each other.

>>5963279
No but it's still extremely vile

Usually I'm a huge yuri shipper.
But in Touhouverse it just feels like canon slaughtering.
I do enjoy a few pairings but mostly in a platonic way. Or just as nice art to look at.

>>5963294
And why would your opinion matter?

>My face when I realized "i wish to be the little girl" is some shitty meme started by moot
>My face when yurifags are the only ones who want to be little girls
>My face when people don't consider yuri porn to be as disgusting as hetero or yaoi porn
>My face when I got reported
>My face when this thread got 150+ replies

RanxYukari is my favorite pairing, just because I see Yukari as the man of the house and Ran as the loving and submissive mother, with Chen as their child, so the Yakumos are like a traditional loving family.

>>5963311

And why would disputing the post be productive?

Dumbass.

>>5963334
You are a master of the art of subtlety.

>>5963347
Says the man posting on 4chan.

funny thing about the OP image choice is, I hate all Touhou pairings EXCEPT Remi x Reimu

>>5963334
>My face when people don't consider yuri porn to be as disgusting as hetero or yaoi porn
I blame the feminists for convincing innocent men that their bodies are disgusting. There was a time when the male body was considered the most aesthetically pleasing creation under the sun, perhaps next to the female body, by perfectly heterosexual men. The only reason I can think of that it's popular to see it as disgusting these days is feminist brainwashing, and childish fear of being branded a homo.

>>5963279
If you're Sanae, it's practically Canon.

Sanae x MFM

>>5963360
Why do some artist feel the need to ruin their work with obvious text right in the middle of it?

>>5963311
>I DON'T CARE WAT U THINK ABOUT ME
Why not just go back to r9k or face book you fucking retard

>>5963360
Why?

>>5963380
Calling someone a retard while green-text implying, nice.

Please keep this pairing shit out of my Touhou. There are no canon couples. Everything is left up to interpretation.

This shipping bullshit ruined Digimon for me and it almost ruined Avatar for me.

Leave my Touhou out of it.

>>5963462

>>5963479

Thanks for the picture.

If you were trying to be a smart ass and "troll" me you failed because I'm gonna fap to this.

>>5963346
And Ran molests Chen. EVERY DAY. While Yukari slicks to it.

/fixed

>>5963462
>my Touhou

IN teams are canon couples

>Reisen Udongein Inaba x Tewi Inaba or "TewinGe"

I feel sick

>>5963517
Bishamonten x Jesus? I don't like it in so many levels.

We get it, you guys are turned on by lesbians.

You don't have to FLAUNT it. You don't see me posting LOL TOUHOU GIRLS GETTING HOT DICKINGS everywhere.

>>5963639
Ugh, you bastard. That would be pretty hot actually.

I don't ship Touhous because I'm not a faggot.

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>>5963662
What?

If you don't like shipping and yuri and whatnot, don't pay attention to it.

Eh, if it's a cool doujin or image I don't really care what the pairing is.

>>5963462
Actually, I remember seeing somewhere that ZUN said Marisa canonically had a boyfriend. I think it was just some unmentioned character, though. Not someone who actually has a story, like Rinnousuke.

Can't provide a source, but just thought I'd bring it up.

MOOOOOOOOOOM

MOM THESE STUPID KIDS GOT IN MY SECRET CLUBHOUSE AGAIN

VC:

No Ragen Thomas

I don't support it at all.

Alice likes a real dick.

This reminds me of that one fag thinking all Touhoes are lesbians and aren't allowed to have a male counterpart.

>>5964400
Marisa would be a shitty girlfriend, always off stealing peoples shit and committing mass genocide against worthless fairies.

>>5964416
You just couldn't resist, could you Anonymous?