/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Probably a woman, since men typically don't get fucked by anything else.

All threads that start by addressing the board are shit.

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>>5962885
"sup /jp/, blank sent me here and said you could help"

65% Oxygen
18% Carbon
10% Hydrogen
3% Nitrogen
1.5% Calcium
1% Phosphorus
0.25% Potassium
0.25% Sulfur
0.15% Sodium
0.15% Chlorine
0.05% Magnesium
0.006% Iron
0.0037% Fluorine
0.0032% Zinc
0.002% Silicon
0.00046% Strontium
0.00029% Bromine
0.00017% Lead
0.0001% Copper
0.000087% Aluminum
0.000072% Cadmium

You get the point.

>>5962909
sup Ed

Young master, I cannot aid one who opposes the master...

You steal Men's Souls.

Think you I would forget such a thing? No!

die monster

Enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!

A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SAGE

A guy on /sci/ posted this a while back.

A man is:
Ca16000000000000000000000000
P9600000000000000000000000
S2600000000000000000000000
Na2500000000000000000000000
K2200000000000000000000000
Cl1600000000000000000000000
Mg470000000000000000000000
Si390000000000000000000000
F83000000000000000000000
Fe45000000000000000000000
Zn21000000000000000000000
Rb2200000000000000000000
Sr2200000000000000000000
Br2000000000000000000000
Al1000000000000000000000
Cu700000000000000000000
Pb300000000000000000000
Cd300000000000000000000
B200000000000000000000
Mn100000000000000000000
Ni100000000000000000000
Li100000000000000000000
Ba80000000000000000000
I50000000000000000000
Sn40000000000000000000
Au20000000000000000000
Zr20000000000000000000
Co20000000000000000000
Cs7000000000000000000
Hg6000000000000000000
As6000000000000000000
Cr6000000000000000000
Mo3000000000000000000
Se3000000000000000000
Be3000000000000000000
V800000000000000000
U200000000000000000
Ra80000000000

Man, what is fucking, /jp/?

>>5963266
Whatever it is, it's complete bullshit.

Dracula, I'm afraid that your resurrection did not go as planned.
While you were restored to full health, you and Castlevania did not show up in London as you planned.
Instead...well, I have no clue where we are, but it can't be pretty. Death already has stated he isn't returning, out of fear of his "old boss".
Should we commence bathing the world in eternal darkness, my lord?

>>5963384
And what do the natives call this land we have arrived in, good sir axe knight?

>>5963394
From what very little information I could acquire from the natives, with their speaking in an unknown tongue, it appears to be called Gensokyo.
I presume we may have landed in Japan, so the usual treatment to avoid death from holy water or crosses may not be necessary.
Have you found Death and asked why he's so scared of his old boss?

BELMONT
SON OF BELMONT

>>5963424
Ok, I've just learned Japanese in 15 seconds thanks to one of those books in the library.
They have not heard of the Belmonts, or even of you, Dracula.

Also, Death, I see you hiding behind the covers. At least tell us why you got so paranoid.

>>5962863
>>5963384
>>5963394
>>5963416
Such a foul, evil, presence... YOU! YOU THERE!

You are not of Gensokyo... but you... are most certainly evil!

>>5963458
How dare you barge into Castlevania without permission, you upstart!
I am Death himself-
.....I hoped I would never have to see YOU again. Why did you come here anyway...

>>5963365
It's just an approximation of the number of atoms of each element that composes the human body.

What's bullshit about it?

>>5963458
my my, what a pretty thing you are...

>>5963520
Just look at the elements. Radium, Cadmium, Cesium, Mercury, Boron, in such high numbers? No carbon?

>>5963458

OBJECTION!

You're just one of my assistants.