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Someone explain the joke.

I don't get it.

>>5949191
>>5949197
"chikan" is the word for subway train gropers in Japan. Kung pao chicken is a szechuan dish.

This joke hurts me. Deep down inside. :(

God damn Wendy's baked potatoes are so good. They're probably the best thing on the menu. A few hours ago I went and ordered six of them with a small diet coke from my local Wendy's. At first the girl behind the counter thought that I was joking, laughing and not putting in the order, waiting for me to give my "real" order. Once she realized I was serious, the shit-eating grin on her face disappeared as she put in the order. Once I got home, I put the butters and sour creams into the mini fridge next to my computer and inspected all of the potatoes for quality. I dumped them into a bowl, added the butter, and started mashing. I added a few of the sour creams for more taste. Once the mashed poatoes were slightly chunky, I began eating. At first bite it was like an orgasm in my mouth. I could not get enough of the flavor. I love Wendy's potatoes. After eating my meal casually over the course of a few hours, I am finally done. Eventually I want to be able to eat them whole, like a hotdog. That would really cut down on the prep time and time spent eating.

What makes the potatoes to good?

>>5949218
Also, whenever you get fast food, no matter what you order, always ask for barbecue sauce. The look on that dumb slut's face was priceless when I asked for barbecue sauce.

>>5949218
Cool story, bro.

>>5949213
:/
It needed a reference to kung pao,

For some reason, the more terrible a joke is, the more I love it.

>>5949466
Well, yeah, there's always the "so bad it's good" factor.

>>5949159
Ohhh A~ya...

>>5949191
It's a slut joke.