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So... let's assume Shirou takes a course in Biology...

Chapter 15: Male and Female Reproductive systems. What happens?

>> No.591946

He faps?

>> No.591952

He passes all his test and aces the class?

>> No.591967

Here's a better question.

Why does Shirou look so stupid, in every single picture? Are there any shots of him not looking like a clueless dolt?

>> No.591981

>>591967
You must be new here.

>> No.592733
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>>591967

>> No.592734

>>591967
Yes. Sometimes he's dead.

>> No.592750

He mindblanks that entire chapter and fails the test for it, and misses all the questions referring to the information contained therein on the final exam as well.

>> No.592752

>>592734
Nope. Even death confuses Shirou.
People die when they are killed?

>> No.592772
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592772

I wish I had a Rin to style my hair into my future gar self.

>> No.592877

>>592772
If he's fucking Rin and Saber every night I doubt he would turn into emo Archer.

>> No.592881

>>592877
Archer isn't emo.

>> No.592885

>>592772
>my future gar self.

Haha.

>> No.592896

>>592881
...
MY IDEAL BETRAYED ME THEREFORE I NEED TO KILL MYSELF.

HOW IS THIS NOT EMO?

>> No.592899
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>>592896
He doesn't look like this and he's actually doing something instead of crying to himself and listening to shitty music.

>> No.592903

>>592896
Doing nothing in your whole life then saving and helping people, your only reward being that they condemn you, and the hope you had of still saving people after your contract with the world (which yet again you ised to save people) crushed, and now doomed to slaughter people for all eternity.

And instead of just accepting it, either bet everything on a little chance of saving yourself, or at least saving your younger self from that fate and finally take out your anger.

Bitter?
Yes.
Actually betrayed by stupid people and his ideal?
Yes.
Still in the end, accepting his fate and realizing his ideal wasn't wrong(pretty much the people were)?
Yes.

You guys have a weird grasp of the concept of emo (which is already fucking wrong anyway).

Pretentious faggots who seek attention on made up suffering, that can tolerate being called emo.

>> No.592904

>>592896
He wears a color besides black.
He doens't listen to shitty music.
He DOES something instead of sitting around and crying.
He doesn't cut himself.
His pants fit him instead of being five sizes too tight for him.

>> No.592989

>>592896

YOURE WHINING ABOUT IT THEREFORE THAT MAKES YOU EMO HAHA!

>> No.593010
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593010

....
......
........ of course, I know how you make babies. I had a mother you know. Everyone has mothers and fathers. Unless they're cloned -- I heard you could clone humans. But, I don't think I was cloned, I'm definately natural-born.

>> No.593020

>>592899
total homosexual.

>> No.593422

>>593010

But do you know what mommy and daddy do to make the baby?

>> No.593499
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>>593422

They fucked like rabbits the whole time of course, you shitheads!

>> No.593551

>>593499
Go back to UBW/HF

>> No.593575
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>>593551
his yellow eyes dont tell you who he is?

>> No.593582

XD @ thread

>> No.593592

>>593575
Whoops... didn't look at the eyes.

>> No.593713

>>593575
Wait, are you trying to suggest that Avenger is Shirou..? I confused.

>> No.593719
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>>593713
He just took over me during FHA, no big deal.

>> No.593720
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>>593713
in hollow ataraxia, yes

>> No.593770

>>593719
Ahh. Right. For a moment there I confused 'taken over by' with 'becomes later on', since I'd read that Avenger was, what's-his-face Angra Manyu, or supposed-to-be-but-in-fact-some-poor-git-who-was-a-forced-martyr.

>> No.593784

Notice how Shirou incarnations all wear red and black.

>> No.593796

>>593784
As opposed to his white and blue scheme when he wears normal clothes?

>> No.593829

>>593713

In Hollow Ataraxia, Avengers come in Shirous.

>> No.593834
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>>593829
and shirous come in sabers

>> No.593841
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>>593796
It has a deep philosophical meaning, that you can be sure of.
White and Blue is fine too.

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>>593841
It's better than Shiki's normal clothes.
Damn, I hate that blue/orange shirt.

>> No.593850

>>593841
That white and blue version definately suits Shirou, yeah. It wouldn't look good on Archer, though. So it works.

>> No.593851

>>593847
I like his uniform though, much better than the f/sn one.

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>>593851
I'm not sure it it's the uniform that looks good or that Shiki makes them look so damn sexy.

But the FSN ones ARE shit, yeah.

>> No.593861

>>593850
It does look great on Shirou, I wish I had more of it.
>>593854
Both at the same time.
Also, F/SN's bizarre body proportions made possibly okay uniforms look like shit.
Still having nightmares about gorilla Shirou.

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>>593854
well at least the girl's uniforms aren't bad

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>>593863
Dunno, Sakura in her uniform doesn't really do it for me.

Saber though...

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>>593863
They're nice looking but they lack something compared to Asagami's.

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>>593875
>Sakura in her uniform

lolwut

>> No.593885

>>593863

The colors are a bit somber, but Rin can make anything work. I wasn't so fond of Tsukihime's weird orange blazer shit either. I guess I'm just a faggot for sailor uniforms and pleated skirts.

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>> No.593900

>>593896
The blazers could have been good if not for that HORRIBLE yellow.

>> No.593902

>>593885
>orange

I think you mean yellow

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593907

looks good on sacchin though!

>> No.593914

>>593900

For some reason it really works on Sacchin, though. On Ciel... well, that's probably not fair to the uniform, but it's still shit. I am so glad Akiha sticks with her Asagami uniform because that one is right up my alley.

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>> No.593927

>>593923
needs more war paint.

>> No.593933

>>593927
needs moar kind Ciel

>> No.593952

How about depicting Shiro in an archery class, for example? He is a genius in shooting.

>> No.593956

>>593952
So a pre-FSN Shirou pic?

>> No.593964

>>593956
Well, here is a pic of Shiki, Arihiko and Shirou with blue hair as kids.

>> No.593971

>>593885
>Rin can make anything work.

Except non-painful sex.

>> No.593970
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593970

>>593956
Well, here is a pic of Shiki, Arihiko and Shirou with blue hair as kids.

>> No.593974

Im guessing thats why he ended up as a "Archer" class in the first place, due to the fact he never misses any shots unless he wants to.

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>>593971
Har har.

>> No.593988

>>593974
It's much like Gilgamesh.
They are better at flinging swords, then wielding them.

>> No.593987

Thats what ya get for skipping foreplay Rin :/

>> No.593990

>>593988
Well, Archer could hold his own at swordmanship, more so than Gil at least.

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593992

>>593971
T-Moon Complex 3 is canon, Nasu agreed don't bother him about it

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>>593990
Nah, Gil in Fate does cut up Saber.
Before he starts spamming Ea at least.

>> No.593998

>>593996
Shiki does a good job with his pants on too, though.

>> No.593996

>>593992
Shirou forgot to take his pants off again...

>> No.594001

>>593994
He doesn't cut her by swinging his swords around, he's just throwing them.
Except in the case of that Sickle, which found it's way behind Saber without her noticing.

>> No.594002

Why would you want to see some scrawny animu boy's ass anyways? I think I can live with them leaving their pants on.

>> No.594024

>>593990
That's cause Archer's haxing his swordmanship. He has some minor talent with it, but all of his skill at wielding swords comes from the swords themselves. When he recreates them, he recreates their will and history, which basically makes the swords 'wield themselves' through his hands.

>> No.594029

>>594024
Yeah, I recall something like that.
So while he copies them, he learn everything about wielding them.

>> No.594037

>>594029
Yeah. So in the end, it's not even his own skill at wielding swords. It's just him picking the sword up, and the sword itself doing the actual fighting. It's the sole reason why Shirou was even able to defend against Gilgamesh in the Fate scenario, if only for a little while - Caliburn did all the actual defending, but Shirou's own body couldn't keep up with it.

>> No.594042

>>594037
Yeah but in UBW he does actually know how to fight a bit, mostly by training and copying himself.
Kansho and Bakuya didn't have any battle history by F/SN's description so he probably didn't copy that.

>> No.594046

>>594024
Well, if we judge by Shirou, he has excellent reactions (being able to see movements of servants, not get hit by Kuzuki etc), can adopt techniques easily, and the penchant for working hard.

When Shirou traces the swords in UBW, he uses them with his own skill (unlike Fate were he makes an Auto-Caliburn) and HF (where he can even use the special skills associated with the weapon).

Archer is good enough without the weapon history hax.

If he saved up mana to properly trace and spam Excalibur, then yes, yakety hax.

The only weapon never to be traced, analyzed etc is Ea in the end, right?

>> No.594052

>>The only weapon never to be traced, analyzed etc is Ea in the end, right?
Probably only because Ea has plot armor against that sort of replication.

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>>594052
Mongrels cannot wield my sword, King, etc.
Shit was so cash.

>> No.594059

>>594046
True, by the time he becomes Archer, he has plenty of actual combat experience to be an actual swordsman, but never on the same scale as, let's say, Saber calibur, namely due to the fact that his skill as a natural swordsman isn't as good.

That being said, he makes up for it by tracing and recreating the weapons. However, every weapon he recreates is done to the same degree as when he created Caliburn in the Fate scenario. The reason for that is because if he didn't, every single one of them would shatter the moment he used them even once.

Shirou's main talent with swords is the fact that he can perfectly reproduce a replica of it, down to the very history and age of the weapon - if he didn't, then the weapon itself wouldn't be so powerful. So it's only natural that those swords will also possess the same 'will' that Caliburn displayed in the Fate scenario.

>> No.594065

>>594059
You'd wonder why he would actually need any swordmanship.
Seeing as how nobody fights with sword anymore, he should've died shot.

>> No.594068

>>594065
If you can pull the equivalent of a tactical nuke out of thin air, guns don't look so hot anymore.

>> No.594073

>>594065
Well, Archer wears a special kind of body armor made out of foreign (read: non-Earthly) metals, so I'm sure that had some benefit towards him not getting shot. Then there's his reflexes that he's trained. On top of that, there's his other Noble Phantasm, that hugeass nine-fortress shield that can block pretty much anything nearly.

>> No.594075

>>594068
It's not like he can spam those anyway.
LOL HI IM SHIROU AND IMMA CALADBOLG II YOUR ASSES OFF.

>> No.594079

>>594073
Where the fuck would he have gotten that armor and bow, though.
The armor looks nothing like armor.

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>>594065
Bitches don't know about my body of swords.

>>594075
Yes, a sword/arrow that distorts space, let's make fun of it.
And in theory, he could even Beamspam excalibur, but considering how much mana Saber needs to activate it and it depletes her (and she has the Fucking Karma and output of a Dragon), Shirou/Archer for whom the cost would be higher, he would probably die from the feedback.

>> No.594101

>>594075
He spams bridge-busting, homing, Mach 10 Hruntings in F/ha just fine.

>> No.594105

>>594101
SHirou, now with 30% more haxness.

>> No.594113

>>594079
He probably makes it himself. And the armor looks like armor just fine. It's body-armor, not full-plate like Gil's.

>> No.594115

Hey guys I like Shirou!

>> No.594123

>>594113
It still looks uber flexible and thin, but hey, Metal from the future LOL

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>>594115
But Shirou likes Issei.

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>>594123
Just so you know, some people put Ab-rips in their armor as a design.

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594131

oh ho

>> No.594140

>>594098
Does Nasu ever elaborate even a little on Shirou's own background? Does anyone know his surname? or if he comes form some special bloodline?

>> No.594146

>>594129
That's just awful.

>> No.594149

>>594140
>Does anyone know his surname?

Inui.

>> No.594164

>>594149
The final link is made, it's over.

>> No.594173

>>594149
Holy shit.

>> No.594177

>>594173
anon is lying.

>> No.594186

>>594177
No, that's called 'random guessing'.

We know shit about Shirou, so he may be Arihiko's long lost cousin.
Then we have the Shirou-Shiki epic meeting, where they switch harems.

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>>594186
except Shiki would quicker cut Shirou than relequish his collection of DFCs and healthy women.

>> No.594242

>>594149
>>594186

No actually it makes more sense that he's Sacchin's younger brother.

Think about it! After the death of their only daughter, the Yumizuka family (a secret family of mages who are infamous for the fact that they and their offspring carry reality marbles in their bodies) leave the city of Tsukihime to go to Fuyuki city where they all inexplicable die in a huge fire... save one who is saved miraculously.

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>>594222

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>>594222
>>594251

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>>593992
Related to this post, was T-moon Complex X02 ever translated from moon runes to English. If so, could I get a link?

>> No.594285

>>594242
Reality Marbles are not inherited. They're derived from the soul, not the body. Inherited magical potential may or may not increase the chance of having a RM manifest.

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>>594279
Fresh from the press, Sakura screws up again.

http://rapidshare.com/files/113826672/type-moon_complex_x2_-_eng.zip

>> No.594290

>>594242
>>594242
Reality Marbles are not inherited. They're derived from the soul, not the body. Inherited magical potential may or may not increase the chance of having a RM manifest. Sacchin had one from her high potential(although it only manifested when she was turned into a vampire), but Shirou is only above average in mage terms.

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>>594286
Thank you sir. Here, have a loli.

>> No.594295

>>594290

Wait. If magic circuits are passed on in genetics and stuff then wouldn't the potential for reality marbles also be inherited?

>> No.594308

Circuits aren't passed down, crests are, no ?

>> No.594309

>>594290
He pretty much straight sucks as a magus.
He can do NOTHING than strengthening/projecting.
Still, he has his motherfucking nerves as circuits and his byproducts of Reality Marble are insane if you think about it.

Aoko is also pretty mediocre in anything that isn't related to her sorcery.

Some of the truly kickass all-around magicians are the ones that became vampires through their research (hello Dead Apostles).

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>>594295
Perhaps the potential for a Reality Marble could be passed on; however, as >>594290 said, a Reality Marble is derived from the soul. Unlimited Blade Works, for example, is a reflection of Shirou's inner self. Reality Marbles are as unique as a person, but the potential to be able to produce one may be able to be passed on to children. At least thats what I think.

>> No.594322

>>594295
Not really or else RMs would be much more common. There are plenty of magi (Rin, Clock Tower people, Ciel, etc.) with high potentials, but very few ever manifest one.

>> No.594337

>>594312
Shirou's UBW only came to be after his concept of self was destroyed in the fire and the implantation of Avalon. Sacchin, who had zero magical abilities, didn't (and never would) manifest her RM until she turned into a DA.

>> No.594351

>>594295
No, because a Reality Marble isn't the same as Magic Circuits, it's a form of Sorcery, i.e. a 'true miracle'. The reason why Shirou is capable of performing it is due to his unnatural state of mind, i.e. his lacking a sense of self (or his soul, if one chooses to use that term instead), which allows him to use that 'self' instead, by morphing it.

Basically, you could say when he recreates something, he's taking his sense of self that he discarded, and reshaping it using mana.

In that sense, what people say will be his downfall, is also the source of his greatest ability.

>> No.594544

>>594295
Arcueid inherited the Brunestud Reality Marble, but I think that's the only example and it might only be because that Reality Marble just happens to be similar to her own internal world.

>> No.594560

>>594544
Millennium Castle is a Marble Phantasm. It's different.

>> No.594566

>>594544
These are the Marble Phantasms.
They are different then 'Reality marbles', which are born from your soul, which makes each one unique.

They are reality altering abilities (and yes, it's a different thing).

>> No.594607

>>594544
If by "internal world" you're referring to the Millennium Castle, that's not right. The Millennium Castle is brought by Marble Phantasm.

>>594560
It's something rendered real by Marble Phantasm... Millennium Castle isn't the Marble Phantasm itself.

>>594566
Right.

The Crimson Moon's Reality Marble, which makes it so that the Crimson Moon exists inside every True Ancestor, is the Crimson Moon's Reality Marble, not Arcueid's. Like TATARI, the Crimson Moon exists beyond death as an effect. The Arcueid that Shiki meets in the dream is the Crimson Moon, but more accurately a Crimson Moon that is also Arcueid. It's not a reincarnation, but rather a modification of the host with the Crimson Moon's traits.

>> No.596081

>>594544
She doesn't have a Reality Marble. Altrouge is closer to having a Reality Marble. Arc has Marble Phantasm, which IS natural in all True Ancestors.

And RM's are a soul-reflected miracle/minor true magic that do fuckall powerful things. Shirou obtained one because of both Nasuphysics and because he is An Hero.

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