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Scorpion moe. Hnnnng.

The anus is right next to stinger. Good enough a secret for you?

Valuable protein.

>>5907151
Scorpion moe indeed, I love it.

oh god her feet are backwards
cant unsee

>>5907242

They aren't. She's just upside-down, see?

>>5907242

Uh, no they aren't.

>>5907142
Are her legs crossed?

>>5907242
I got down on my floor and tried this just because I believed you for a second

>>5907254
Her head's on wrong then. It shouldn't bend that much without I'LL SAVE YOU *SNAP*

Her center of weight is way forward, she's about to fall on that scorpion

Enjoy your hospital visit

>>5907274
Just tried the pose, her feet are going the right way. Tough pose though, almost broke my back.

>>5907285

She's a yoga enthusiast, maybe?

You people ...

>>5907285
people talk about sucking their own dicks and this is what you call bullshit on?

Uh yeah, don't try this pose guys. You'll get yourself killed if you snap something.

Imagine getting a footjob from a girl in that position.

>>5907293
>people sucking their own dick

This pose and sucking your own dick are entirely feasible.
One is harder than the other, i'll let you guess which

>>5907291

>>5907322
According to what the internet has shown me, sucking yourself is entirely possible.

I, however, would rather have someone do it for me. I am not that elastic.

If you really want to get into this, she's also using the gravity defying skirt magic.

What happened with her neck?

>>5907348

>>5907348

Cute girl, where's she from?

>>5907379

>>5907379

>>5907417

>>5907427
Luka?

Can't we just accept that it's a terrible picture and move on?

>>5907427

Hey Scorpion! Take it easy!

Scorpion: GET OVER HERE

NO WE HAVE TO EXPLORE

god tier anime

I think I've got it.

I've seen plenty of skinny girls make that pose. It was mostly when I was in middle school and kindergarten, though. They tend to lose flexibility after that unless they're professional athletes or something.

>>5907463
oh lawd

>>5907467
it's not "they". It's the same for everyone. I still remember when I had awesome flexibility when I was young

Great, this position is now my fetish.
Thanks, guys. ;_;

The saddest part is that this is the best thread on /jp/ at the moment.

>>5907463
I lol'd.

>>5907463
All done

We need more lens flare.

>>5907355
>I'm not that elastic
Not without stretching, you aren't.

>>5907512
A+ anon

>>5907512
Amazing.

This thread is amazing. A+, guys.

/jp/ at home

>>5907596
Why is our dad ZUN

clearly no-one on /jp/ has ever been able to scratch their head with their foot

>>5907596

>>5907604
I can scratch my foot with my head.

>>5907287
I tested your theory but due to anime physics it didn't happen.

>>5907474
You're welcome.

>>5907596
This is your average /jp/ denizen in its natural sitting position.

>>5907618
black_dude_falling.swf

>>5907631
My back hurt from watching that picture. Then my penis hurt.

>>5907618
I...Ahh...I...A.............

>>5907142
Looked this up on pixiv, found the サソリ拳のかまえ tag, got excited, clicked on it.

And then only this pic popped up. I'm sad now.

>>5907618

>>5907631
I'm speechless.

>>5907631
i have some too

>>5907290
There is an actual scorpion pose in yoga (Vrschikasana), but it's a bit different than what the girl in the picture is doing. Like >>5907301 said, doing that precise pose is risky because of the undue pressure it puts on the collarbone, which can break quite easily (I believe it can break under weight as little as 6lbs, might need a /fit/izen to verify that, though).

If the handstand is too intense, going on forearms are okay, too.

I don't think it's 100% guaranteed lethal, but it's never good to practise unsafe postures. Improper form leads to broken bones, torn tendons, sprains, and so on.

>>5907690
She should probably have a doctor look at that.

>>5907707
Don't worry, I'm a licensed doctor- She's fine, but I'm going to need to examine her alone for a while.

>>5907715
Glad to see you looking out for the health of these poor girls, doc!

>>5907730
It's just a rectal prolapse, no big deal.

In fact, a part of your guts may escape your ass when you sneeze.

>>5907760
>In fact, a part of your guts may escape your ass when you sneeze.
Oh god...what? Now I'm scared to sneeze. THANKS ASSHOLE

>>5907690
Anal prolapse. Yet more evidence that sodomy is a disgusting fetish.

Do it normally, you sick fucks.

>>5907760
So... moe...

>>5907760

No, that's cervical prolapse.

Trust me. I'm from /d/.

>>5907596
who's the artist of this?

>>5907796
Still nasty, brother.

>>5907704
How many on /jp/ can do a handstand?

>>5907796
Can't distinguish much in that picture, but I'm still going for rectal, since rectal prolapses are usually bigger and well, more "sightly" so to speak.

Tags for this pose?

>>5907779
Prolapse is awesome

I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!!!
I hope I don't accidentally bump to someone in a corner and expose my panties.

I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!!!
I hope I don't accidentally bump to someone in a corner and expose my panties.

>>5908050

I can never unsee that. I'm hope you're pleased with yourself.

>>5908050
Oh my god my lungs are gonna burst!

>>5908050
Ok that was pretty nicely done.

>>5908050
Oh my god. I can not...Can not live much longer for I have seen all that there is.

>>5908050
Hey, can you do it again with her walking normally?

>>5908050
Burned into my retinas for all eternity.

>>5908050
Can't...stop...laughing....

>>5908050
I enjoy how this thread gradually went from ordinary picture to survival horror.

>>5908079
You mean her standing up and walking? That would require redrawing the whole pic.

>>5908050
Good job, Anon.

>>5908089
That's /jp/ for you.

>>5908050
She walks like a battle droid. She needs a couple laser guns.

>>5908120
She needs a few boyz and shootas on her for a proper good WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Ｂｅｓｔ　ｔｈｒｅａｄ　ｏｎ　／ｊｐ／

>>5907796
The position of it in her crotch suggests vaginal, her anus is probably about underneath the ribbon, though the prolapse itself looks more like anal.
Whatever it is, its cute as hell.

A++ thread, would read again.

>>5907242
You actually made me do that pose on my bed.
Damn.

bump

Ilovethisthread.

>>5908050

Jesus Christ I just bit my lip and died.

>>5908050

Thread of the year all years.

Requesting archival.

>>5908120
>She walks like a battle droid. She needs a couple laser guns.

dude, its cleary a Core missile Kbot

wow I'm glad I saved this thread when /tg/'s new assrage mod went on a deleting spree.

>>5908050
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>>5911346
We seem to have 3 newfags on /jp/

>>5911346
POSTIN IN AN EPIC THREAD XD

>>5911358
And you're part of the herd of faggots.

>>5911346
Wow. You must be really new here. All of /jp/s threads are automatically saved at easymodo.

>>5911416
I know about easymodo.
But easymodo doesn't save pictures.

>>5911346
eks dee dee dee faggot

>>5911430
Then just save the picture, avoid being a huge faggot in the process.

>>5911441
What do you have against 4chanarchive anyway?
Is it because of boards like /b/ using it?

There is even a thread there from May, earlier this year.
Some people must be using it.

>>5911416
What Easymodo will save of this thread is the least important part.

And don't be a dick.

>>5911719
Cowboy Bebop at his computer.

How do we archive things?

>>5911819

It's done already.

http://4chanarchive.org/