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Marisa greets your arrival with a big grin and a warm hug. "I missed you!" she beams as she squeezes you against her with an almost uncomfortably tight hug. You wrap your arms around her waist and hug her back, returning the greeting and telling her that you had missed her as well, even though it had only been about a week since your last visit. After she releases you from the embrace, you reach for the gift that you'd brought for her. As you withdraw the chocolates from your jacket pocket, Marisa's eyes grow wide and she squeals with delight. She snatches them giddily and then plants a kiss on your cheek, making you blush.

Emboldened by her kiss, you take her by her free hand and look deep into her eyes. Your heart is pounding out of your chest as you stumble through your confession to Marisa, telling her how you think you've fallen for her in the past few months. She blushes as hard as you, turning beet red as you finish telling her how you feel.

Marisa's hand falls limply from yours. She breaks eye contact and looks at the ground, and begins to speak in somewhat of a sullen voice. "Well, y'see, I- uh- I'm really busy these days and I don't really think I'm ready for a relationship and all..." She holds her hands behind her back and kicks at a clump of grass as a sinking feeling grows in your chest, and tears begin to well up in your eyes. You cringe as she then looks you in the eye and shatters your heart with the words "And... y'know, I just like you as a friend, ze."


You are now aware your Touhou waifu would friendzone the shit out of you IRL. ;_;

>> No.5891508

You're implying that Touhous would want anything to do with us in the first place.

But that's fine, willingness didn't stop our ancestors.

>> No.5891511

No they wouldn't.

I'm an asshole, they wouldn't even be my friend.

>> No.5891512
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5891512

>Implying /jp/ isn't too pathetic to make the first move
>Implying you should get chocolates for someone unless they deserve it as a reward or a favor

>> No.5891517

Hey, thanks for your effort.

Cool story, etc.

>> No.5891520

>Implying I haven't escaped friendzone before.

An imaginary character would be child's play.

>> No.5891521

Nope, handsome as fuck here. Even if they didn't I'd just rape em.

>> No.5891534

If that happened to me, I'd use my rape card.

>> No.5891537
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5891537

ITT we are all crying on the inside.

>> No.5891544
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>> No.5891548

I'll start up My Glourious Days and commence hot dicking with my imperial weapon.

>> No.5891554

no see this is the part where you have to be forceful and make her realise she actually loves you too and is denying it herself happy ending

>> No.5891562

Oh wow that reminds me that I confessed to a classmate a few weeks ago.
Getting friendzoned hurts and is emberassing but I'm over it now

>> No.5891559

>implying I just don't want to only talk and be around my waifu

>> No.5891574

>>5891554
Exactly. There are two reasons you get friendzoned - either she actually believes that garbage about "ruining your friendship" and all you really need to do is be more forceful - or she's actually not attracted to you at all.

If it's the latter, there's always the rape card.

>> No.5891576

>>5891537

What /jp/ is saying:
>BITCHES AND WHORES RAPE RAPE RAPE SLUTS

What /jp/ is feeling:
>;_;

>> No.5891622

QUALITY THREAD,

>> No.5891623

>>5891511
That's okay, Marisa is an asshole too.

>> No.5891630
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5891630

>You are now aware your Touhou waifu would friendzone the shit out of you IRL. ;_;

nah, Remilia would probably kill me on sight.

>> No.5891642

>>5891574
Spoiler: It's the latter 99% of the time.

You guys are really underestimating how tempting it is for a female to lie if there's any inconvenience in telling the truth. Most females would be uncomfortable with telling something that would hurt someone, so they take the easy way out and just lie instead.

>> No.5891643

>>5891630
Same with my favorite
That or treat me like I don't exist

>> No.5891645

>>5891496
This isn't a good example, as Marisa is a terrible character.

>> No.5891653

It's a good job my waifu isn't a touhou.

>> No.5891667

You then beat EoSD in Lunatic and she becomes sopping wet.

>> No.5891690

>>5891496
[x] Fuck Reimu in front of Marisa

[x] Say "U Mad?" when she gets upset.

>> No.5891698

>>5891667
EoSD lunatic feels fairly tame compared to most other lunatic modes to me. I've gotten to stage 5 without a continue, no problem, but I have trouble even getting past UFO stage 3 lunatic.

>> No.5891705

>>5891642
Yes! This is what I keep telling people all the time!

WOMEN LIE!

>> No.5891755

>>5891496
I already knew. And I'm ok with that, I think.

>> No.5891780

Fine with it.

Mokou probably wouldn't want to go into a relationship anyway.

But she probably wouldn't mind a lay now and then.

>> No.5891827

>>5891690

Reimu friendzones you as well, and will only half-hug you even when you donate your entire life savings to the shrine.

[x] the lake

>> No.5891856

do femanons have an equivalent thing to the 'friend zone'?

>> No.5891861

>>5891856

I think a one night stand and years of being ignored?

>> No.5891872

>>5891856
Not really, they get fucked then tossed away. And they love it since sex is the only thing they are looking for in a relationship anyway.

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5891890

Playing hard to get, eh? She'll change her mind once she finds out my blood type.

>> No.5891892

>>5891856

Not really. Femanons don't feel loneliness.

>> No.5891893

>>5891872

Not all girls just want cock.

Some of them actually get lonely.

>> No.5891903

>>5891893
inb4 shitstorm

>> No.5891907

>>5891893
Yeah, then they look for a cuddle bitch and suck the life out of him while still fucking random assholes.

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>>5891890

>> No.5891920

>>5891907

yup. "Oh, you're the only one who really understands me, all men are assholes but that doesn't stop me from getting fucked silly by everyone but you..."

>> No.5891931

>>5891893
Women tend to get what are called 'cock withdrawal symptoms' after going without cock for a month or two after having it regularly. It's like a drug. Sex is less important for us guys.

The male arousal pattern is way different, it's on a hair trigger, but can be easily suppressed, the female arousal pattern builds up like an avalanche. Male arousal is a motorbike, female arousal is a freight train.

Femanons can't go for more than a few months without cock, without it they start to feel starved and drained. They feel empty and incomplete without a penis inside of them.

>> No.5891952

>>5891931
One month or two ? Women here can't last for more than a week.

>> No.5891960

>>5891642
I like how you twisted that to make it sound so ZOMG EVIL. They're just trying to be nice. What do you want them to do instead?

"Hey, will you got out with me?"
"No, I'm not attracted to you at all."

Isn't that just a little harsh?

>> No.5891960,1 [INTERNAL] 

talking about the friend zone on /jp/:

It's not allowed.

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