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5874692 No.5874692 [Reply] [Original]

Admit it, you've fantasized about fucking your gender bend best friend at least once before.

>> No.5874707

I've only fantasized about my best friend fucking me. What is this gender bending you speak of?

>> No.5874714

>>5874707

thats
gay
bro

>> No.5874724

I already fantasized about fucking my mom. Anything can be better than that.

>> No.5874722
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5874722

You fuckin fag, get that shit out of here, I dont like guys period!

wait...

ahh well, at least Muv-Luv isnt as bad as TRAMPLE ON Schatten in terms of small friends from "school"

MC DPs a loli with a shota both of whom are involved academically

>> No.5874730
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>>5874724
That's nice. Would you like to tell me more about it?

>> No.5874731

>>5874724
>I already fantasized about fucking my mom. Nothing can be better than that.

Fixed for you bro

>> No.5874738

No, but I have fantasized of my best friend (at the time, but that asshole started stealing drugs and blamed it on me) fucking myself gender bent. Also without gender bending.

>> No.5874740

>>5874714
Like you can talking you giagantic fucking retard LOL.
You're fuckign gayer thena fucking 2 gay men sucking a fucking sweaty penis LOLOL

>> No.5874744
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>>5874740

>my face when a nameless faggot was angry at me

>> No.5874750
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5874750

Guilty.

>> No.5874759

>>5874744
>mfw I am meme I can leik super fuckign kewl Xd:d:d:dd:d:d:d:dd

>> No.5874763

>>5874759
>U MAAAAAAAD, UUUUUU MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>> No.5874767

>>5874763
Yes Im fucking raging steam out of my bagpipes LOL

>> No.5874768

>>5874759
>>5874763

Why are you so angry? There is nothing here to be mad about

>> No.5874781

>>5874740
He's right.
You are pretty gay, bro.

>> No.5874785

>>5874768
I'm not fuckign angrey retard stfu or I will come over that and fuckign smack ur fuckign cat till it limp and fucking dead.
you do fucking hear me faggot? I will fuckijg hurt yuou LOL

>> No.5874793

>>5874785

You seem visibly upset.

>> No.5874797

>>5874785
Oh look, its scandaroons retarded little brother.

>> No.5874801

>>5874797
Who the fuck is scandoon.
>>5874793
You seem visablely fucking /b/ fucking faggot.
Go back to /b/ LOL

>> No.5874808

>>5874801

Will it make you less upset if I do?

>> No.5874809

>>5874692

Stop lurking deep into my heart.

>> No.5874811

>>5874808
>>5874808
I will be less upset if you fucking die right fucking now and post fucking pictures.

>> No.5874812
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>>5874801
Chill the fuck out, son. No one is gonna track your IP and expose how hard your butt got owned.

>> No.5874817

>>5874812
I'm not your fucking son, internet fucking hacker wannabe.

>> No.5874823

>>5874812
Sup currybutt

>> No.5874824
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>>5874817
You think you know me, kid? Wannabe? What's the matter, are you freaking scared?

>> No.5874825

I don't have friends

>> No.5874833

>>5874812
CURRYBUTT'S BACK GUYS!

>> No.5874834
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>>5874811

>if you fucking die right now

>post pictures

>> No.5874842

>>5874823
wHAt the fuck is a curry butt?
>>5874824
I will fucking find you online fucker, I have Norton and fucking Xchat, I fucking know people who hack.
They find track you downm and I will come to your fuckign door and rape you fucking face.
Do you fucking understand me?>

>> No.5874856
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5874856

>>5874842
>Norton
>Xchat
And I have this rattle for you, it will help just as much.

>> No.5874853
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5874853

>>5874842
>He's still angry

>> No.5874855

>>5874812

Reported for ban evasion.

>> No.5874864

>>5874855

shut thef fuck up

>> No.5874865

>>5874856
>>5874853
Do'not test me, I know some seriously tough people on the internet, some serious harmfuil hackers. They will hack you computer and it will fucking explode, and you will be like fuck my computer what will io fucking do, I lost of all my touhou dojinns what the fuck
Dont even think aobouy tasting me I will fucking hurt you.

>> No.5874869

>>5874740
>>5874759
>>5874763
>>5874767
>>5874801
>>5874811
>>5874817
>>5874842
Is this guy fo' realz?

>> No.5874871

>>5874864
Leave him the fuvck allone, he is under my protections.
If tyou start shit with him you will have to deal with me too, and you DON'T want that!

>> No.5874880

>>5874865
Shut the fuck up you fucking gaylord.

>> No.5874881

>>5874869

This is a clear example of /jp/'s symptom of autism.

>> No.5874917

>>5874880
AINT NOTHIN WRONG WITH FUCKING GAY PEOPLE FAGGOT. nOTHING wHOT SO EVER, I KNOW GAY PEOPLE WHO WOILL FUCK U UP;.

>> No.5874929

>>5874917

ur a faget

>> No.5874933

>>5874917
Yeah whatever, retard. You seem pretty gay and that's what I'll say. Come pay me a visit. LOL I am sure you won't since you are just words.

>> No.5874935

>>5874917
How? Will they thrust their naked ass towards me? Or claw me with their pink nails?

>> No.5874937

>>5874929
Yeah I'm faggot, And you're dad fucking suck my dick retard.

>> No.5874939

>>5874937

total gaymo

>> No.5874942

>>5874933
>>5874933
Well done stating the fucking Obvious you clown ass, I am gay and I will still kick ur ass like fucking Shawn Michaels owning some noob in the ring, I will kick your fucking ass.

>> No.5874947

>>5874939
nothing to be afraid of asshole.

>> No.5874955

>>5874942
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. Keep making a fool of yourself. At least you will stay in this thread, fucking faggot.

>> No.5874964

>>5874955
Your'e the one making the fucking fool retard, and so what if I'm gay at leartst I'm not fucking dumb LOL
fUcking owned bitch, fucking owmed.

>> No.5874976

>>5874964
I read you the first time. I know you must feel so proud about looking like a woman, or more properly a fucking faggot, but gay pride isn't /jp/ related. Take your faggotry elsewhere, if you would be so kind.

>> No.5874983

>>5874976
Well fucking deal with it, I aint goin no fucking where.
There's noth fucking wrong with gay pride.
Iam fucking gay, so what, fuck you.
And I dont look female Im fucking nbuff as fuck so dont mess or Ill fuck you up

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>> No.5874990

>>5874983
"nbuff" and all, still a faggot, still effeminate.

>> No.5874991

>>5874976
Stop replying to Sion, Anonymous.

>> No.5874996

>>5874986
Dang, I always wanted to post this picture.

>> No.5875000
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5875000

Sure is internet tough guys in here.

>> No.5875001

>>5874991
Why? I am having fun. Well, not anymore. I am leaving...

>> No.5875022

I've known my best friend my entire life. There's no way I could think of him like that. He's moving away sometime this year and I feel as if a weight is being lifted off my shoulders. It's exciting knowing that he won't be dragging me down or holding me back any more, but it's also depressing because I'm going to be truly friendless for the first time in my life. I'm mostly excited though.

>> No.5875028

>>5875022
Well thats super fucking cool LOL.
32t5-i-4jg-j-k5j43 4itngofk ld

>> No.5875029

>>5875022
bump for saging

>> No.5875030

I think my former best friend, when i was a young teen, was gay.

He'd always rub up against me and asked if I liked girls. But he didn't have any stereotypical gay voice or anything like that.

Was he gay, /jp/?

>> No.5875058
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5875058

>>5875030
could you show us where he rubbed against you using the teddy?
don't worry, we're here to help you

>> No.5875064

>>5875029

Newfriend that doesn't know how sage works.

>> No.5875083

My best friend is black. And I can't even fap to brown women, so no. He is a manslut too.

>> No.5875103

>>5875029
The correct term would be sageing.

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