/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Because my mother was beating my head with a frying pan when I was young.

BECAUSE YOU TOOK OUT MY BRAIN, PRESERVED MY BODY AND MADE ME A MEAT PUPPET

THAT'S WHY

First tell me why you are such a creepy bastard.

Because I always think about stuffing your mouth with my dick.

Because I hang around /jp/ too much

Why are you so cute when you're angry?

QUALITY THREAD,

Because i'm full with myself.

I've been transferring my intelligence into Shanghai, so she can be a real girl.

I feel it will end with my death, but I think you'll be happy with her...

>>5815602

Idiot! ME an idiot! Look at you talking miss all so high and mighty, all you do is keep yourself popular by pooping up a shitty doll and then sell it. or suck a few cocks for lunch! Not to mention your foolish and unrequired homosexual lesbian love at a person who only thinks you as a friend, not to mention your superiority complex due to everyone liking the dolls more than your outdatet model, not to mention you were a complete bitch at a small childs age as well! Shiki should be glad she died so she would not have to look around her daughter homolusting an AD/HD Imavizard- tooting mushroom popping crow with an ugly hat. Fuck you and your dolls before I shove them up your cunt and piss on your hair you lonely emoing faggot of a cunt

>>5816471
How noble of you

>>5816482
>with an ugly hat

Too far.

Because I was dropped on my head as a baby

>>5816455

Anonymous, why are you such an idiot? You jaundiced jumped up, vercordiously pusillanimous piffle. Your vileseome existence nauseates me beyond compare. It is politically correct when discussing your faults to use certain words to denote your humanness above your disability. But in your case, there is nothing human. You are just challenged, you are just different. Given a choice of stepping in something nasty on the sidewalk, or bidding you good morning, I would happily choose the former. Single-handedly, you have wrenched all meaning out of life. Congratulations. As I write this I try vainly to think of something, anything, which redeems in some small way your utterly pointless existence. The only thing that comes to mind is that you have taught me hate. Pure, unmitigated hate. I have had fantasies about attacking you with a machete, but I dare not. I once cut up a starfish, which was so neurologically simple that each piece grew into a clone of the original. Your coleopteron brain no doubt shares certain appalling similarities with such creatures. You, misguided as you are, might be asking yourself what you have done to deserve such a letter as this. Your misdeeds and villainous vampings can be described in just two words: you exist. And believe me, there is no reason on earth why you should. How do you justify to yourself waking up each morning and ruining yet another day? If everything in this world has some purpose, some grand plan behind its existence, then yours surely is to show everything else, whether it be a slops bucket in a fried chicken stand, or the gunk behind the fridge, how fortunate it is not to be you. I have tried, but clearly, I have failed. I must stand firm to the realisation that mere words cannot express my utmost and profound contempt and loathing for your person, your being and your existence. You are a blight against nature.

No matter what you say you can't make me mad Alice.

I'm not moving my house from next door.

>>5815602
Because I was born with poor genetics
I really shouldn't blame my genetics though, look how my sister turned out
I'm her complete opposite
You know what OP fuck you
I'm done with this.