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What's wrong with Sakuya's nose?

>>5815632
She's cosplaying as Mr. Karate. Mr. Karate in a maid uniform.

Remilia is eternally elegant and virtuous.

Remilia-sama~

>>5815765
SDM bros for life.

>>5815778
Fantastico!

Fake loli vampires are the best!

Remi sure loves the chicks.

SDM are the best.

Eientei was here, SDM lolis are disgusting whores.

Would you serve Remila if she made you wear a short maid skirt and these panties?

>>5815900
Tewi is the only good character from Eientewi. Every other moon bitch is a useless, egotistical, lazy fuckwad of bitchiness.

>>5815906
Without question.

>>5815906
If she steps on me with her beautiful, beautiful feet, then sure.

>>5815925
I think you are confused about something.

>>5815958
Does it matter? Nobody but Remilia truly matters.

>>5815967
You're beyond help. But you seem happy, so it's ok.

>>5815985
Why are you making such idle posts? Shouldn't you be worshipping the ojou-sama like the rest of us?

>Reimu, you're fired.

This made me think of that donald trump reality show.

I wonder what some bullshit big brother type show but in Gensokyo would be like.

>>5815994
Sorry, I'm not a spineless coward like you who wants to be subservient to an undead demon that views me as nothing but meat to be fed off of.

Enjoy dieing.

>>5816007
The dead princess is not so cruel, she doesn't kill humans, just drinks their blood until they pass out. The other occupants of the mansion do the rest.

It is an honor.

>>5816027
Fuck vampires.

>>5816031
If it's Remilia or Flandre, I'd be more than happy to.

>>5816031
Whats wrong? If you're good at courting her, she might keep you around as a toy.

Don't you want that?

Remilia is emotionally dead
She didn't give a fuck about Sakuya in EoSD
She probably wouldn't hesitate to kill anyone

Flan on the other hand is a good girl

>>5816031
Ok.

Remilia can change fate but she'll never be able to write history.

>>5816050
Remilia cares a ton about Sakuya. She spent half of IaMP waiting for Sakuya to take on Suika, for one.

Remilia is a caring ojou-sama.

I wish to be her food.

>>5815925

Toyohime is fine.

>>5815925

What? Tewi has a horde of bunnylolis that look like her. And you don't have to worry about trying to get the harem ending, you just have to get Tewi and the rest will do what she says.

>>5815618
>Touhou 13
>playable characters: Remilia, Yuuka and Alice

And suddenly Touhou is so much better.

>>5816204

But they could be playable.

As options/shot types/

>>5816220

I can see Remilia being proactive and helping Reimu (if it's a big incident), and Alice is obviously with Marisa, but Yuuka? I doubt she'd help anyone after the retcon.

>>5816289
She didn't actively help in MS, she just wanted to fuck around.

I still like Reimu and her ass. She seems like a mother.

Could I get some armpits in here?

>>5816507
Sure.

>>5816595

Thank you very much.

>>5816050
Remilia saves wounded humans and tends them back to life, AND lets them eave the mansion unharmed. She is a caring and gentle undead loli.

>>5816659
Citation needed.

>>5816790

And more armpits.

>>5816790
From Perfect memento: "Having been wounded, I passed out, and someone from the Scarlet Devil Mansion helped me and let me lodge in. The place was called the Devil's Mansion, but unexpectedly she was gentle. Well, since there wasn't anything much to eat, and since it was very noisy during the night, I couldn't sleep, so I ran away." (Anonymous)

>>5816846
Poor youkai. They're so nice but all the humans they invite in get scared and run away ;_;

>>5816846
...are you sure it's not about sakuya?

>>5816846

That bastard was living the dream, and he ran away...

Males in Gensokyo are fucking braindead retards.

>>5815906
OH GOD YES!!!

>>5816911
>Males in Gensokyo
HAHAHAHA

jokes aside, perhaps it was some old woman from the human village?

>>5816911
Cut the guy some slack. He probably got injured doing something fucking awesome like chopping wood while being harassed by tree youkai.

>very noisy during the night
bowchicabowow

>>5816970
He ran away because he wasn't allowed in on the action.

I never wanted to be some lost guy in a magical fairyland filled with little girls anyway. I always wanted to be... a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! The Fir! The Larch! The Redwood! The mighty Scots Pine! The plucky little Aspen! The great limping rude tree of Nigeria! The smell of fresh-cut timber! The crash of mighty trees! With my best gal by my side, we'd sing, SING... Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm o- *gap'd*

You guys have the best Touhou...
HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!