/jp/ - Otaku Culture

i hate western Touhou fandom

Still better than any and all memes attributed to Cirno

moar leik FANSERVICE, FANSERVICE to shut 'em up!

She's already baka
Can't be slut
Sorry bro
Enjoy your slutty generic miko copy of reimu

Out of all the fairies, Daiyousei is the sluttiest.

>>5753537
Are you stupid?

Cirno is one of the original Windows Touhous.

Sanae and Aya are the ones who appeared out of nowhere and suddenly got their own games.

Why do you all hate cirno, I love her, aside from flandre, my favourite touhou.

Is it just cool to hate on her, since shes kinda popular outside /jp/ ?

>>5753563
So she's a slutty ditz. That's good to know.

>>5753584
Are you stupid? Mima is one of the original Touhous. Bones, I tell you. BONES

>>5753537
You. Gaijin. Out. Now.

>>5753584
>Sanae and Aya are the ones who appeared out of nowhere and suddenly got their own games.
>Sakuya did the exact same thing.

>>5753563
She's more interesting than Reimu by far.

>>5753611
Sakuya... Did not get her own game.

>>5753650
And neither did Sanae.

>>5753644

I don't really care for this slut stuff or anything, but 12.8 is basically ZUN doing fanservice game and trying to cash in with new idiot fans from NicoNico.

>>5753650

Funny thing is Aya was supposedly created after StB was well into the works. She only exists because no existing character could fill the whole photography role convincingly.

The question would be what kind of SHMUP mutation would be proper for Sakuya and none other.

Instead of spewing horrible memes, why don't you create something that is actually fun?
I have yet to see one good fangame created by western fans.

On the other hand I don't have the release dates for StB/MoF in my head, and I certainly don't have insight into ZUN's method of working.

>>5753664
Hey at least he didn't make it 12.9.

>>5753671
The only reason Japan makes any good ones is their vastly larger pool of talent to draw from. They're mostly lazy, meme-spewing idiots just like us.

>>5753671
Doing something productive? Well, I never!

>>5753666
something where you must stop time to dodge the bullets.

But what would be a proper SHMUP mutation for Reimu?

>>5753657
She's actually shown character development in a series where the plot and dialogue usually mean jack shit. That says a lot more than just gradually becoming more and more of a bitch with each game.

>>5753666

Sakuya would have to have a ridiculous amount of bullets to dodge (even by extra stage standards) and has to stop time to dodge them all. Be careful though, for the time stop might run out on you.

>>5753714
You have to mug people.

>>5753714

Hitting a ball with a stick.

>>5753719
>She's shown character development

She sure has.

I'd so so much rather have had a real 3 fairies game. But that's because they're mai waivus and Cirno's just that blue thing I fap to.

>no Hisoutensoku robot gensokyo from aliens game

Zun i am dissapoint

>>5753714

Highly Responsive to Prayers seemed fitting, but guess it was hard fitting other types of characters into the same gameplay.

>>5753733
You finally get to see them in a game and you're bitching that they aren't playable? Impossible to please.

>>5753735
>>5753714
Kiki Kaikai.

>>5753747
Yeah 'cause it looks like "CIRNO: THE GAME (also starring some other fairies)". I hope I'm wrong and it actually has some dialog and other fun character stuff.

>>5753765
Haha, I was just playing that earlier today.

>>5753765

Nostalgiagasm.
Something halfway between there and HRtP, and you'd have something that wouldn't in any way be a SHMUP, but it'd be a miko game the likes of which the world has never seen.

>>5753803
The Nips should make a fan remake of HRtP, but with Kiki Kaikai's gameplay instead of that Arkanoid shit.

>>5753584
>Sanae got her own game
When was this?

>>5753727
MoF: I'm a good girl.
SA: Let's get dangerous~
UFO: HAHAHAAHA DIE YOUKAI SCUM!

>>5753883
>UFO: HAHAHAAHA DIE YOUKAI SCUM!

how dare she have fun playing what amounts to a game how DARE she

>>5753896
Having fun doesn't necessarily mean being fucking insane about it.

Cut Sanae some slack, she's a living god. You'd be fucked up too if you could cause miracles.

The only way Sanae can lose the slut status is if she's demoted even further on /jp/'s list of rankings.

>>5753941
When was she ever insane about it? She just went around fighting youkai that happened to be around because it was fun, spoke with them civilly before engaging in a ritualized duel, left them on amicable or at least respectful terms, and even helped Byakuren set up her temple.

How come Sakuya and Marisa are not sluts?

>>5754020
Marisa went beyond the 'slut' straight into a 'pimp'.
Sakuya is not a slut because there weren't any Rin fans when she was introduced as playable.

>>5754020

Marisa's not a slut because she pitches.
Sakuya might be a slut, but there's no evidence she's ever succeeded in her promiscuity (like there is with Aya and Sanae), so the jury is still out.

Sakuya, Reisen, and Aya were the original sluts before Sanae.

Seerno has the brains of a two-year-old horse in heat. Canon.

(I mean, duh.)

>>5754182
>Seerno
You mean Chiruno?

>>5754187
Yes. Yes I do.

Slut thread?

>>5754079
>Sakuya might be a slut, but there's no evidence she's ever succeeded in her promiscuity (like there is with Aya and Sanae), so the jury is still out.
What?
Sakuya's been in 8 games, playable in 5 of them.
Sanae's been in 5 games, playable in 2 of them.

>When was she ever insane about it? She just went
around fighting youkai that happened to be around
because it was fun, spoke with them civilly before
engaging in a ritualized duel, left them on amicable or
at least respectful terms, and even helped Byakuren set up her temple.
>She's actually shown character development in a series where the plot and dialogue usually mean jack shit. That says a lot more than just gradually becoming more and more of a bitch with each game.
>Funny thing is Aya was supposedly created after StB was well into the works. She only exists because no existing character could fill the whole photography role convincingly.
QFT

Reminder to myself: completely ignore anything related to the Western fandom from now on, if you want to maintain your sanity.

Marisa is a pimp.
Sakuya is the property of Remilia.
Sanae is a hooker to get the Moriya Shrine customers.
Aya is a photograph from a boulevard paper.
Every photograph from a boulevard paper is a slut.

>>5753722
You have to selectively speed up/slow down bullets to dodge otherwise undodgable barrages.

>>5754273
Don't talk shit about Aya's photos.

>>5754294
Sakuya can't speed-up or slow time, only stop it.

>>5754310
Yes she can.

>>5754320
Really.
When has she done so?

>>5754310
Yes she can.

>>5754357
One of the endings has her use her time magic to make a bamboo shoot bloom instantly, which normally takes 60 years.

>>5754310
To Sakuya, time can move slow by starting and stopping it rapidly.
To others, Sakuya can make time speed up by stopping time and doing a lot of things during the temporal pause.
What she can't do is time travel, but don't quote me on that.

>>5754369
Huh. Really...
Cite which ending so I can check on it and I'll yield to you.

>>5754357
Read her profile, PMiSS, etc.

>>5754357
>Although she can speed or slow time it's difficult to change things that have already occurred, such as undoing damage.

So yeah.

Bleh. Say something incorrect about the maid, and you get Sakuyafags swarming all over you. Surprise.

>>5754422
>Say something incorrect about Touhou, and you get Touhoufags swarming all over you.

Pretty much.

>>5754422
Actually I don't even like her and I'm here acting as a "Sakuyafag" as you say. So no, your 'theory' is wrong

>>5754387
EoSD Marisa A ending.

/jp/'s logic:
>Playable in a game = slut status

Fuck you.

>>5754498
deal w/ it.

I want to Cirno

>>5754498
No.
>Playable in a game = slut status, unless you're Sakuya, Youmu, Marisa, Reimu, Mima, Yuuka, or one of the fighting/PoFV oneshots, for no discernible reason.

Wait, there's a fairy game? When was this confirmed?

>>5753747
they were in Sengoku Gensokyo already. Rather annoying too, as the only characters in the game with immunities to an attack type

>>5754556

lol cirno baka 9

>>5754556

http://kourindou.exblog.jp/12990219/

>>5754631
Oh I just now noticed the screenshot where regular fairies are shooting at you. So maybe it'll be stage->boss gameplay after all? I just don't want another StB style game yet.

IT BEGINS!