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5751536 No.5751536 [Reply] [Original]

You are now the little girl.

You noticed lately your husband haven't been very enthusiastic with the love making. Sneaking around, you catch him fapping to his 2D waifu in front of his computer. What do you do?

[ ] confront him angrily
[ ] try to learn about his hobby
[ ] surprise him by dressing up as the waifu
[ ] schlick to your 2D husbando

>> No.5751547

Every man has a porn stash
Personally I don't fap to mai waifu because she's too good for that
So I'd apply that to him

>> No.5751546

[X] surprise him by dressing up as the waifu

This is what i would do!

>> No.5751549

[x] surprise him by dressing up as the waifu

>> No.5751550

[x] try to learn about his hobby
[x] surprise him by dressing up as the waifu

>> No.5751553

[x] surprise him by dressing up as the waifu

>> No.5751560

Reported for /a/ shit.

>> No.5751568

[X] Masturbate together.

>> No.5751571

>You are now the little girl.
>You noticed lately your husband haven't been very enthusiastic with the love making

Stopped reading here.

>> No.5751575
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5751575

[x] Bind his arms and legs to our bed one day, then rape him senseless for hours while whispering in his ear that he belongs to you and you don't like competition, 2d or otherwise

>> No.5751582

>>5751575

Sounds erotic, bro.

>> No.5751583

>>5751575
Unless he's an M enjoy your divorce

>> No.5751586

[x] Accept husband's boss's offer in love lessons to become a better wife.

>> No.5751595

First this

[x] try to learn about his hobby

then this

[x] surprise him by dressing up as the waifu

>> No.5751596
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5751596

>>5751583
>divorce

>> No.5751598

[X]Commit suicide by cutting my stomach open.

Leave a note saying "Are you happy now?"

>> No.5751618

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>> No.5751620

>>5751598
Ever considered having an affair with anonymous?

>> No.5751715

[x] Kill him.

>> No.5751749

[X] NTR

>> No.5751755

Ask /jp for suggestions but ended up getting spammed with 3DPD and B-B-BUT THERE ARE NO GUUUUURRRRLSSS ON TEH INTERNETS!

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