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5743597 No.5743597 [Reply] [Original]

Remember the time we shivered in fear of the stakes?

>> No.5743601

Never?
Umineko stopped being scary in episode 1.

>> No.5743615

the goats kinda scared me when they first appeared

but that's it

>> No.5743625

>>5743601
Seriously? I was terrified to imagine myself on Battlers situation on Ep 2 at the beginning!

>> No.5743626

The only thing that shivered at stakes was my dick.

>> No.5743630

>>5743601
Being tortured and killed countless times

>> No.5743632

I shiver in other places when I see the stakes.

>> No.5743633

>>5743625

That made me do the opposite of shrivel, if you know what I am attempting to infer.

>> No.5743653

Well beatrice at least never looked scary to me....
How can a person that loves cookies and tea be evil?

>> No.5743660

>>5743653
>How can a person that loves cookies and tea be evil?
Britfags are the epitome of evil

>> No.5743662
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5743662

if by "shivered in fear" you mean "fapped to death", then yes, I remember.

>> No.5743673
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>>5743662
Small time.

I wish I could live in the metaworld, where women can't wear pants.

>> No.5743678

>>5743653
look at bern.

>> No.5743679

Huh? Fear? Are you a faggot? I don't think I can count how many times I've fapped to every single one of them, along with possible combinations.

>> No.5743682

>>5743673

Umineko confirmed to be a Strike Witches spinoff.

>> No.5743683

>>5743673
guess what I'm eating tonight AGAIN
rabbit legs

>> No.5743686

>>5743673

Get your useless bunny out of this thread, Nack.

>> No.5743695

The only time the Stakes were the slightest bit menacing was in the beginning of ep 3 or so, where they torture Battler to kill time between games.

Honestly, when a woman wears a variant of the Angel Mort costume, it's no longer possible to take them seriously (if it ever really was in the first place).

>> No.5743701
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>>5743686
>>5743683
u jelly because siestas are cuter than any other furniture

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>>5743701
>he likes siestas

>> No.5743711

>>5743701

Sorry but small hair on a useless rabbit isn't cute.

>> No.5743712
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>> No.5743715

Jealousy is my favorite the Mammon

>> No.5743741
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>>5743709
>he doesn't

I want a siesta sisters FPS game damnit

>>5743711
fascinating

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>>5743715
>Jealousy is my favorite the Mammon
come again?

>> No.5743761

No

Remember when people tried to answer everything in Umineko without resorting to at least Shkannon since there are no more than 16 people on the island without using equally ridiculous claims that as soon as someone dies, they are no longer included in the total head count?

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5743763

Delicious stakes.

>> No.5743764
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5743764

My favourite siesta is 556

>> No.5743767

>>5743748
Really I only like Mammon because she was Ange's friend.

>> No.5743769

>>5743761

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>> No.5743786

Remember when Umineko wasn't a stupid contrived mess and you thought it would have a brick shitting smart answer?

>> No.5743789
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>>5743761
Good times

>> No.5743796
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>>5743764
why

>> No.5743803

>>5743786

Episode 1?

>> No.5743806

>>5743796
Because she is cute
Look at her ears

>> No.5743824

>>5743806
I can't.

>> No.5743866
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5743866

Most badass furniture

>> No.5743880
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>>5743824
Why can't you look....? Is there a problem?

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>>5743866
Don't think so, Tim.

>> No.5743952
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5743952

Not really, no.

>> No.5743984
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>>5743880
Yes, she lacks a head.

>> No.5744018

>>5743984
God....i hate Natsuhi...seriously she is the worst character ever....I can't believe you guys actually like her

>> No.5744035

>>5743984
Why are Rosa and Natsuhi there?

>> No.5744040
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>>5743906

Dlanor herself is what makes the Iron madens badass. None of the siestas or stakes has a badass blue and red sword!

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>>5744035
because the artist thought they looked cute in siesta outfits

>> No.5744061
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5744061

>>5744018

She is a honarable, loyal and pure waifu

>> No.5744063

>>5744047
Natsuhi reminds me of an old maid i had....God....she was so anoyying....
With the headache thing....

>> No.5744076
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5744076

Oh lawd, a Stakes thread?
I love Stakes!

>> No.5744084

>>5744063
Not only because i hate Natsuhi.
But also because maids aren't supposed to be ''cute''
They're supposed to work .

>> No.5744087

>>5744076
Jealousy>Luci>Mammon>Sloth>The rest

>> No.5744094

>>5744084
>Work
You are a terrible person and should be ashamed.

>> No.5744102

>>5744084

sup eva

>> No.5744108
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>>5743662

>> No.5744109

REMEMBER GUYS

ONLY

30

DOLLARS

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5744125

>>5744109

>> No.5744130
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5744130

Siestas are best furniture.

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>>5744130

Too bad they lack development.

>> No.5744152

>>5743866
I prefer furniture with good asses

>> No.5744158

I wish I had 7 Stake Sisters.

>> No.5744163

>>5744130
But they are ALL big cowards especially the blonde one.

>> No.5744172
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>>5744163

There not cowards! It's not their fault Goldsmith kept calling them Bunny Fodder

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>>5744163
Cowardice is moe.

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>>5744141

I like the Siestas' style. They somehow fix what's wrong with the Stakes by embracing their ridiculousness with full aplomb.

I just wish they didn't stop doing that little spiel they did when they first popped up. You know, the self-advertising thing... I forgot how it goes.

>> No.5744190

>>5744163

410 is badass (nyeh)

>> No.5744191

>>5744182
Are the Siesta's sisters like the stakes?

>> No.5744201

>>5744040
>Dlanor herself is what makes the Iron madens badass.

Dlanor is <good>.
Her idiot underlings can go die in a fire though. Totally unnecessary.

>> No.5744211

>>5744191

Sort of. Same angel mort costume, same killing-people-on-command job.

>> No.5744228
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5744228

>>5743597

The only time I ever got scared in umineko is when Eva shot Battler with dem eyes

>> No.5744245

>>5744228
............................
Now that i think about it.....
Why does everyone keeps acusing Shkannontrice
Whe it was clearly shown in Episode 3 that the murderer was Eva....She even admit that....

>> No.5744261

>>5744245
You'd murder the whole family too, if someone killed your Husband and Son.

>> No.5744262

>>5744245
not all games have the same culprit

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>>5744228
>when Eva shot Battler with dem eyes
oh no..now people will surely whine about this not being mystery..

>> No.5744280

>>5744261
Not really i would be grieving and sad.

>> No.5744281

>>5744245
She just shot Battler and Nanjo's killer.
What happened in this case was most likely Kyrie wrecking Shannon's shit, and entering Yandere mom mode.

>> No.5744308

>>5744109
I'd buy that for a dollar

>> No.5744319

>>5744261
Then why she didn't do it in Ep 5 also...?
Oh....wait not only this contradicts you but it also contradicts what i said before....Meh...nevermind

>> No.5744326

>>5743952
continuation for that pic where?

>> No.5744354

>>5744319
HOLY SHIT!
I figured it out!
She killed Battler because the real Murderer was Shannon , and because Shannon loves Battler she did it to torture her for Killing her beloved Son Joji!!!

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>>5744281

>most likely Kyrie wrecking Shannon's shit, and entering Yandere mom mode

How I'd pay just to see Kyrie (or Rosa) wreck the shit out of Shanon in EP7.

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>>5744182
>I just wish they didn't stop doing that little spiel they did when they first popped up. You know, the self-advertising thing... I forgot how it goes.

410 had a couple of these "we'll do anything" speeches in 3, but she stopped inventing them after that episode.

>> No.5744405

>>5744245
Eva was clearly insane at that point.

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5744416

>>5744372

>> No.5744478

>>5744201

I agree completely. Dlanor is the only one out of the 3 with an actual personality (an interesting one at that) and isn't just some tool or there for fanservice unlike Cornelia and Geretude who are boring ass characters who has little to no personality whatsover. Honestly if it wasn't for Dlanor they'd be the most dissapointing out of the 3 furniture groups.

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>>5744402
I'd go on a date with the bunnies.

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>>5744478

Seeing fanart of her for the first time I thought I'd hate Dlanor, the silly metal arm ad all, but it turns out she's pretty interesting in her own right - manages to be simultaneously cute, creepy and kind of badass. Not a very fleshed out personality as such, but enough to keep me wondering what the fuck is up with her.

Cornelia/Gertrude have an uglier design, no personality worth mentioning, do nothing Dlanor couldn't have done herself, and add nothing to the story other than maybe highlighting Dlanor's dutifulness (in the scene where she offers to take their punishment). The German Iron Maiden group would be so much better if it only had one member.

The same applies to the stakes. They have too much chaff. I'd probably like them more if they were just one chick who uses all seven sins by herself (and preferably looks like Luci-nee).

Siestas are the only furniture group where I don't think less is more, mainly because all three of them were pretty distinct from each other. Just another reason why I like them I guess.

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>> No.5744540

>>5744528
I still hate those sort of leggings she wears. They look retarded as hell.

>> No.5744542

>>5744402

I really like 410's attitude. She's a honorary bro.

I'd love to take her and Reisen to chug back a few beers, chat and see what happens.

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>>5744540
>having sex
>hand in pocket

>> No.5744595

>>5744559
>>Having sex
>>Crying

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>>5744595
I see nothing wrong with that.

Especially if the other person is erika.

>> No.5744635

>>5744528
You are forgetting they have vessels and a corresponding something in reality, saying "Dlanor could have done it by herself" is reasoning just as far as characters go. But they aren't just characters.

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5744649

>>5744608

>> No.5744658

>>5744635

Yeah, they're the rolls of masking tape Erika used as seals. But there's not really any reason to have three. One roll does the same thing just fine.

The same with the stakes, there's no inherent reason why the lone "stakes" character couldn't represent all the stakes at once.

>> No.5744653 [DELETED] 

>>5744608
I don't know....it looks just weird

>> No.5744666
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>>5744608
Meh.... i don't know it looks just weird

>> No.5744675

>>5744649
oh god why

>> No.5744679
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5744679

>>5744649
and this follows

>> No.5744686

>>5744666
looks like Dlano'rs sword got the wrong hole

>> No.5744688

>>5744635

I wonder what's the symbolism behind Dlanor's puffy vulva.

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>>5744679
>>5744675
Oh no, you see this is the ultra special omake H-scene.

>> No.5744767
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>> No.5744769

>>5744741
The urethra no the urethra no !!

>> No.5744770
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5744770

Feels good man

>> No.5744799

>>5744767

We need more Milktea doujins or any Umineko doujins to be honest

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>>5744799
no need for any more Umineko doujinshi, this is the best

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cuute~

>> No.5744867
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5744867

Dlanor is so <3

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>>5744770

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>>5744799

>> No.5744927

>>5744741
Battler has now been raped by two women

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>>5744649
>>5744741
You forgot this one, goes before those two pictures.
Anyways, if nobody else is going to, I guess I'll just repost the rest of it as well.

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4/9

>> No.5744945
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5/9

>> No.5744949
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6/9

>> No.5744959
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7/9

>> No.5744968
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8/9

>> No.5744973
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9/9

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Extra food for thought/9

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>>5744973
This do not amuses Nanjo

>> No.5745063

>>5744857
Why does finnish sound so horribly corny in almost every context?

>> No.5745083

>>5745063

Nä ulkomaalaiset varmaan tietää.

>> No.5745170

>>5745063
Because nobody speaks standard Finnish in real life, yet writing the spoken variant looks terrible.

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5745191

>>5744799
I wish someone would scan this doujin already. Wedding Dress Erika is delicious.

http://www.toranoana.jp/mailorder/article/04/0010/22/04/040010220441.html

>> No.5745211

>>5745170

Both the written and spoken form look just fine on messageboards etc.

It's inside speech bubbles where it starts to look weird.

>> No.5745233

>>5745211
Yeah, since you're imagining a spoken dialogue instead of a written text.

>> No.5745270

Hm.

Irru here, don't know if /jp/ hates me now, or just forgot about me.

After having a power-outage, I went to visit Spain for a week or two. So, yeah, sorry about that. Posting without trip cause I'm not at my own PC yet, but should be back when Ep7 comes out.

You still want the stream then?

>> No.5745407

>10 minutes
>FUCK YEAH, 47 FRIENDS!
>10 minutes
>...FINALLY, 48 FRIENDS!

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