/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Uh, no? Why would I?

no

I want to send him to hell!

>>5718356

FFFFFFFFFFF

i don't know him i don't care

he looks awfully erotic in the second imange

I'm happy for him. Snagging a beauty like that, despite the handicap of not even being the same species.

nope?

Let them be happy.

you imply that I'd want some whore that only cares about money

no

it is going on my nerves a little, but i'm lucky for him if this couple is a true one.

i have my own cute loli girlfriend, so i'm a lucky man too

We all have waifus. It's just that this one has a 3DPD one, which is cool with me.

any chinese people here feel like translating that post in the OP pic?

They both look pretty ugly
Fooking gooks

>>5718473
he's describing something as pleasurable or that he had pleasure

can't make out the rest

>>5718363
>>5718356
>>5718393
>>5718435
>>5718396
>>5718386
>>5718369
>>5718435
>>5718473
Reported.

>>5718356
Why is that? This girl will break up at some point and kill him by doing so.
I'm just like Bern and enjoying multiple scenarios about how she'll dump and break him.

>>5718493
OOH~MADMAD

>>5718499
Reported.

>>5718503
ooh~very madmad

nope. only wish it was related to ntr in someway to make it 100% better.

translation of the text on the picture:
Don't be in love with me.
I am legend.

>>5718513
>madmad

That sounds moemoe.

>>5718520
TL note: madmad means tsuntsun

waaan..＞(;_;)(´Д｀；)＜ha.. ha.. Suika-tan kawaii desu ne..

>>5718520

>>5718473

"Dont be mad 'bout bro."

"Bro is just a legend."

>>5718526
Maple Syrup Boiiiiiiiiiii

>>5718526
Maple, you have returned with a new trip. I forgot my trip too, but I refuse to make another.

It's for the best.

what the fuck does moe mean anyway

>>5718559
It's another way of referring to me.

>>5718559
Son, it's time to leave.

>>5718559
it's a measure of how much you want to put your dick in something

>>5718575
A measure of how much you want to put your dick into CurryButt

>>5718566
i was told that before when i asked 'does every girl need to wear hair things'

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>>5718601
Come on, that wasn't very nice CuryButt

>>5718601

>>5718605
But it was the truth.

>>5718610
Sorry but that's the reality of things.

CurryButt your posts are getting deleted again.

I really want to kill him...

Am I the only one who feels an odd urge to lick CurryButt's feet and then between his fingers. If I'd have a chance, my next step would be going up his legs while licking his inner thighs, moving up to his amble while avoiding his private area making him more aroused. I'd lick the hell out of his navel, then take care of his nipples making them harden. I'd give him a sweet raspberry on his neck while moving even higher exploring his erotic body. Then when we both would be aroused, I'd tease him licking his lips making him want my tongue in his mouth. I probably couldn't resist and finally give him a deep French kiss having my arms bent behind his curly hair. After a few minutes of kissing, I would lick his ears, licking the wax out. We'd both lie onto bed. His member would be fully erect by the time. I'd lick his tip and check his reaction. I'm sure he'd like it, so I'd continue teasing his "little" self. I'd place my hand on his penis' edge and grip it. Then I'd move my hand up and down in order to make his pre-cum go out. I'd taste it, I'm sure it would've a great flavor, so I'd continue using my hand. After taking a look at his face, I'd see that he's close to come, so I'd start moving it faster. Having his penis pulse in my hand, he'd finally shot his love juice out. The juice would land on my face, close to my mouth so I'd lick it using my tongue. I'd lay on bed next to him, hearing his hard breath, having my head lying on his thorax, being able to hear the sweet melody of his heartbeat.

It's just me?

贾君鹏你妈妈喊你醒醒

>>5720079
dude what

Honestly, I never understood why this was so difficult to believe to some. Yeah, if you're not good looking, it's a bit of a handicap, but it actually isn't the most important thing a lot of the time. Having some basic social skills and some confidence in yourself (or at least the ability to appear confident) will go MUCH further than looks alone. Shit, even I managed to get some decent looking girls, and I'm not exactly nice to look at myself. (Though this was years ago, I've abandoned such pursuits since then.)

>>5720079
>>5720095
Quit talking to yourself White Ren.

>>5718356

Nope, because I'm not a child.

>>5720159
Says who.

>>5720091
Isn't it supposed to be to eat?