/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Way to make a shitty first post.

Battler Super Saiyan!

>>5700644

Why is Battler Hazama?

>>5700651

I have red hairs too and none of my parents have it, you fucking nigga.

>>5700652
We can't all be blessed with your talent, Curry.
>>5700658
Why isn't Kanon high tier?

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>>5700644
>Juuza may be Battler, though!
Didn't people theorize about this as soon as Amakusa made his first appearance?
Nothing new so, whats up?

>>5700690
It's more or less a sugar pill to go along with the absurdly sad ending we very well may get.

True, everyone may be dead, but at least Ange gets her Onii-chan.

Why Juuza has white hair?

Could he be...a Sumadera?

Someone needs to add the rest of the characters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM3yrhM72no&playnext_from=TL&videos=3OIxS5-qYQo

>>5700716

Kasumi's son?

Isn't Juuza a little too old?

>>5700644
That's not a real mugen chracter, right?

We know who the true hero of Umineko is....

Yeah, Amakusa may be Battler. If you believe the entire story takes place in Ange's future... That makes the EP4 meta rather amusing, how Ange "cannot tell her sibling who she really is", while the true situation is reversed.

>>5700745
Battler would be the biggest dick in the series if he didn't tell Ange who he was.

Do remember, Juuza has been her bodyguard for AWHILE...

>>5700732

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Who really thinks that he is a bad guy?

>>5700668
Recessive genes, do you know about them

>>5700771

yes, that's what i said

>>5700763

"Hey Ange, remember your Onii-chan how died years ago and you never get to meet again?"
"Yeah"
"It's me"

>>5700702
looking at Higurashi..no, the ending probably wont be sad. more like LOVE 4EVER instead of FRIENDSHIP 4EVER and everyone lives happily forever as witches

Did someone even try to explain ep VI without Shkannon?
Especially the "if Shannon leaves the island i'll leave too"

If Juuza is battler2, it doesn't give much to kill Ange consider they would be siblings with same father. Also, doing it under the order of Ohkogi? He doesn't need to do it that way (if it's for revenge). If he's doing it for assets, then more reason to take it into his own hands and take care of ohkogi and sumadera.

Ever think, that Juuza, could be a good guy, and NOT Battler?

Like, he could be the ultimate representation of letting the past go.

By the way, his tarot card got released recently, and he's FUCKING SEXY.

After the mysterious Rokkenjima incident, Battler Ushiromiya survived.
His body was discovered by a fishing man, who took him to the local hospital. Battler couldn't remember anything of his past.
He decides to call himself "Juuza Amakusa".
Without anywhere to go, he decides to go to the JSDF, and since he has consumed steroids and such, he succeeds. Later he is hired by various military organizations.

Years passed by, and Battler's hair began to turn white, just like her mother's. Nobody could say that he was the Battler who went missing in the Rokkenjima explosion incident.

Finally, he is hired as Eva's bodyguard, and later, as Ange's, but he is fired.

Okonogi, after Eva's death, hires him again to protect Ange, his sister. Of course, he doesn't remember her. And he tells him that he must kill Kasumi and her gang, but also Ange. We're talking about world peace here.

And this is how Battler killed his own sister without knowing it.

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>>5700828
>By the way, his tarot card got released recently, and he's FUCKING SEXY.

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>>5700839
Man, that's some Shakespearean shit right there.

>>5700839

the only thig that doesn't fit is

>His body was discovered by a fishing man, who took him to the local hospital. Battler couldn't remember anything of his past.

Why no one did recognize him?

>>5700839

I approve of this development.

The happy ending will be Amakusa realizing who he really is second before he shoots Ange.

>>5700872
His hair dye washed off

>>5700872

Battler's entire family is dead and no one has seen him in six years.

Another thing is, Juuza has been acting dumb than he lets on (the last phone call hints he's done more than just research and whatever info that's given to him as part of the mission). I am just throwing a cold one out there, but it would be fun if we find out he's working for yet an unknown party.

>>5700872
Estranged from the family for 6 years, the only people who would recognize him are mostly dead. Stranger things have happened in Umineko.

>>5700875

Isn't he on tv or shit like that?

>>5700880
Maybe no one managed to connect it to the Rokkenjima case, and it was just noticed briefly in a local newspaper.

So far, on the list of WHO MIGHT STILL BE ALIVE, we have, from strongest chance to no way in hell:

Eva, Battler, Jessica, Shannon, Maria.

I'd like to think that if Juuza is Battler, he's money grubbing for a reason. Battler wouldn't join the army and charge lots of money for shits and giggles, there has to be some sort of goal he has.

>>5700909
I miss that phrase

>>5700918

Battler survived the explosion (and he wasn't the only one), and is now using his old shirt as a bandana.

;_;

>>5700918

Me too, after the brain-dead ep 6.

Will battler forgive Juuza for touching his sister in weird places?

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So what's OP's pic?

>>5700972
I'm sure he can forgive himself.

Meh, if Battler and Jessica survived the island massacre, I'd be ok with the ending.

I'd prefer Gohda to survive as well, because I don't like it when good guys die for no good reason.

>>5700995
Yeah, Gohda deserves to live too. He's the only innocent person besides Maria in Rokkenjima.

>>5700995
The part where Gohda hi-fives Shannon is my favourite part of EP5, Gohda definitely needs to survive.

>>5700995
Well, we pretty much have Battler, Jessica, Maria, and Gohda as the only innocents on the island.

Maria is a lost cause, but we can still hope for the other three.

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>>5701029
>The part where Gohda hi-fives Shannon is my favourite part of EP5
Brofist, bro. That was amazing.

>>5701030
>>5700995

No Natsuhi?

>>5701030
WAIT

I GOT IT

BATTLER REVEALS WHO HE IS

HE INVITES ANGE TO HIS BACHELOR PAD

INSIDE IS BLIND JESSICA PLAYING A VIOLIN

AND GOHDA COOKING SOME TASTY FUCKING FOOD

>>5701030
>Battler
>Innocent
But he sinned didn't he?

>>5701049
Natsuhi killed a servant and a baby.
So, no.

>>5701049
Natsuhi "I am constantly lying about Kinzo even though people are dying left and right, oh and I murdered a baby" Ushiromiya is not even slightly innocent.

>>5701054
His "sin" is venial at worst.

>>5701053
IT'S BETTER THAN BEARTRICE

>>5701053
I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>5701053

I fucking love it.

>>5701053
That would be fucking awesome.

>>5701053
So far, there's enough foreshadowing for it.

Jessica has the whole "deal with a godlike entity to prevent harm from coming to her", Battler has the whole "protagonist thing", and Gohda has the whole "Magical Chef"

It could happen.

Nay... it WILL happen!

>>5701067
BEARtrice? That's some dangerous shit, don't let them bears solve the epitaph.

>>5701062
Say that again listening to discolor

>>5701053
LET'S MAIL IT TO RYUKISHI, IT'S NOT LIKE HE DOESN'T COPYPASTA HIS STORY FROM FAN THEORIES ANYWAY.

>>5701053
FUND IT

>>5701100
He doesn't, he likes to SMASH them and in case they are correct, give confirmation (he had planned to reveal the whole Kinzo is dead deal in ep5 but fantheories made him put it on the 4th)

>>5701053
Man, this is like a spark of hope in a sea of depressing shit.

>>5700872
Remember, Battler abandoned the Ushiromiya name for six years, he wasn't considered part of the family by the local media

This is the true end, face it faggots.

>>5701094
>>5701067
Nothing is better than Beartrice

>>5701147
IM TELLING YOU IT WAS FUCKING BEARS

>>5701147
PIC RELATED IT'S USHIROMIYA BEAR-KUN, THE CHILD FROM YEARS AGO.

>>5701141
If this happens I'll organize a 'let's punch the author in the fave' travel to Japan.

>>5701147
Battler promised a bear he'd return with a fresh halibut.

In reality, he just gave the bear tuna.

>>5701141
And then the starving seagulls with small bombs taped to them descend upon George.

Didn't Juuza kill Ange?

>>5701170
He tried to shoot her, but it didn't pierce through all the layers of her blubber.

>>5701170
Only according to Tohya

>>5701162
amazing

>>5701156
>>5701151
I WARNED YOU BRO
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE BEARS

>>5701141
I prefer Shkannontrice over this.

>>5701141
Oh fuck no, not George.

Goddamn it, fatty. Even your mother called you fat.

>>5701188
Virgilia
Beato
Kinzo
MARIA
Lambda
Bern
Ange
Any else?

>>5701320
Hilarity ensues!

>>5701320
Fade to black.

>>5701320

Oh god. I want to laugh. Why is Ange asking who he is?

>>5701320
Just as planned

>>5701348

Good afternoon, Nack.

>>5701320

I think i just solved Shkannon
It has to do with the Ushimoya's family crest.

>>5701335
I don't know. Perhaps she started to suspect something.

>>5701360
hey

>>5701141
Whodathunk

>>5701378

I love you Nack.

I want to gouge out your eyes so you can see no other than /jp/.

>>5701368
Oh then please indulge us.

>>5701335
a- Most likely, Battler used to tap Ange and she remembered the feeling (not in the vagina,, she's still a virgin there)
b- Amakusa said something unwillingly during sex, this happens

>>5701389
I still can't make sense out of that phrase.

>>5701396

Did you notice it's only half wing?

Do you remember the bronc?

>>5701397
>b- Amakusa said something unwillingly during sex, this happens
Like what? "It's useless"?

>>5701065
But people died ;_;

>>5701418

Without love, it cannot make sense

Do you love me, Nack?

>>5701428
I'd go for UUUUOOOOOOOOOOO during the orgams

>>5701426
What Bronx, foo?

>>5701130
But he is also Ange's brother, that world famous brat, the heir of the last Ushiromiya family member alive.
Their journalists suck if they couldn't find who Battler her brother was.

>>5701452
How about "I'm coming" in red

>>5701435
I... don't get it...

>>5701452
Battler's sin is that he has sex with women and shouts out the wrong name during climax.

With Ange - UWOOOOOOO BEATRICHE!

With Jessica - UWOOOOOOOOO SHANNON!

With Shannon - UWOOOOOOOOO JESSICA!

With Natsuhi - UWOOOOOOOO ANGE!

>>5701489

>>5701500
>With Natsuhi - UWOOOOOOOO ANGE!

>>5701512
If you do that to me I won't be able to see shit. Not even /jp/.

>>5701500
>With Natsuhi - UWOOOOOOOO ANGE!
oh shi- i cant stop laughing!!! that made my day!!

>>5701500
Rokkenjima is revealed to be a free for all for Battler's penis.

>>5701523
MINE!
>>5701526
Well, Natsuhi is a bit chubby, but DAT FACE, man...
Not even Battler can mix that up...

>>5701546
Isn't that basically what it is anyway?

>>5701546
And the murderer is the only envious one.

>>5701553
To be honest, the only nice thing about her is her hair.

And, something else.

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>>5701569
Umineko? More like BATTLER'S BIGASS INCEST ADVENTURE

>>5701572
Her incredible dedication to her family and husband?

>>5701587

How she's awesome and manly in EP1?

>>5701572
Her her is odd. Her ponytail has a different color than her hair.

I don't even know what I just said.

>>5701587
...sure

>>5701606
>Hair

Self fix.

>>5701606
No, I know what you're saying, and I hate that too, but it doesn't make it ugly.

Reported.

>>5701606

>>5701624
Here's something for you to report.
Happy clicking.

>>5701637

Funniest Natsuhi pic I've ever seen

>>5701624
Report this

*grabs dick*

>>5701677

>>5701686

>>5701637
AALLLLLLLWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU

MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU

AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY, OH LOVE

>>5701694

>>5701703

>>5701710
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>5701677
>>5701677
>>5701686
>>5701694
>>5701703

THIS PLEASES KINZO.

PLEASE, OH DESIRE CONTINUE.
>>5701710

>>5701637

He's Battler real mom.

Wow! An Umineko thread without Shkannontrice!

>>5701776
Then who was Red Hair?
Don't tell me those reddish hair tips are her real hair color?

>>5701785
YOU FOOL, YOU'VE JINXED IT!

>>5701808
QUICK, INFUSE MORE NATSUHI PIKMIN IMAGES

>>5701791
Hair being a slightly different color in the other end isn't that unheard of. Natsuhi's is just a bit too pronounced to look natural.

>>5701850
Lay off her, it was the 80's.

>>5701871
>>5701710
>>5701694
>>5701686
>>5701677
>>5701637
>>5701611
>>5701572

>>5701791
The real color usually shows on the BASE, not on the tips.

>>5701928
I AM DELUSIONAL, PLEASE RAPE MY MIND

>>5700644
Is that made from Hazama?
Also is it a finished character?
Anyway, source?

>>5702143
No one?

>>5701785

LET'S FIX THIS

>>5702486
Calling it now, you're going to bite a gun in your mouth and die.

Most likely because Kanon will man the fuck up and take you out metaphorically like.

>>5702509
Fuck yeah, suicide.
And then Battler, Jessica, and Gohda will take out George and use his body to float to safety.

>>5702531
Fuck you, I spit out my drink.

How do you guys make such elaborate Umineko spoofs? Is there some sort of program/page that you use to assist you or is it just Photoshopping the Umineko sprites/backgrounds?
(>>5701917, >>5701320 for example)

>>5702769
Extract the script using NSDEC. Move the extracted script to your Umineko folder and rename it 0.txt. Move the original script out of the folder.
Now you can just edit the script and the game will use the edited script.

>>5702789
>>5702769

http://jbcs.info/Umineko/screenshot/generator.html

>>5702841
Excellent! Anywhere where I can also download all the CGs and sprites, by any chance?

>>5702841

Dang, forgot to add my pregenerated screen!

I always made mine manually. Since when does that generator exist?