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Anonymous Wed Jul 14 00:42:24 2010 No.5651324 [Reply] [Original]

The Japanese are slowly but steadily killing off every species of whale swimming within their territorial waters. Soon the sea surrounding the Japanese isles will be completely devoid of whales because of this relentless hunting.
How would a Japanese parent describe the sound of a whale to his children if they have never or heard a whale in their life because they've all been hunted into extinction?

>>	Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk Wed Jul 14 00:43:24 2010 No.5651326 Otaku Culture.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 00:44:24 2010 No.5651330 >>5651324 By telling him how does the onomatopoeia is written. Fucking Japanese onomatopoeias. Nyoro Nyoro is not the fucking sound a snake makes. They don't even make a fucking sound.

Anonymous Wed Jul 14 00:44:24 2010 No.5651333
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>How would a Japanese parent describe the sound of a whale to his children if they have never or heard a whale in their life because they've all been hunted into extinction?
That's the most retarded question I've read today, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 00:45:24 2010 No.5651343 >>5651330 yeah, especially rattlesnakes don't make any sounds

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 00:49:24 2010 No.5651361 >>5651324 >Implying that even in the worst case scenario the Japanese would sail into foreign waters and capture whales for their aquariums and food

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 00:50:24 2010 No.5651366 >>5651326 This board is called /jp/ for a reason, you know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 00:50:24 2010 No.5651368 >>5651361 They already did, I don't see why they wouldn't do it again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 00:51:24 2010 No.5651369 Whales don't even fucking MATTER. I mean it. Whales mean little to the ecosystem. What the fuck does it matter if they die out? Giant squid and krill populations boom? BIG DEAL.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 00:51:24 2010 No.5651374 >implying that whale populations hunted by Japan are not, in fact, on the rise. ITT we get our scientific data by putting on our turtleneck and rimless glasses, making a wheatgrass smoothie and watching Whale Wars

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>>	Aiko 2F6A702F !Du1A6pui8g Wed Jul 14 00:52:24 2010 No.5651383 The same way we describe dinosaurs, mammoths, and gentlemen. Make it up as you go along! That and magical recordings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 00:52:24 2010 No.5651385 >>5651343 >>implying rattlesnakes go "nyoro nyoro"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 00:54:24 2010 No.5651394 >>5651374 http://edition.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/06/24/sato.iwc.whales/?fbid=KhPK0y2NukG

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 00:55:24 2010 No.5651397 File: 90 KB, 1010x690, 1218608748538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5651374 >wheatgrass smoothie Ugh, vile. >>5651368 The South Sea is not Australia's territorial waters. Nobody recognizes their claim except New Zealand and Britain.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 00:56:24 2010 No.5651406 File: 124 KB, 1440x810, 636226.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why Japan bully whale?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 00:56:24 2010 No.5651407 >>5651397 >Implying Britain's word doesn't matter. Oh, but they can always rely on nuclear weaponry to make themselves understood.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 00:57:24 2010 No.5651410 >>5651394 >OPINION piece >no actual data about whale populations, only speculative, opinionated "but mommy they're hunting da whales!" crap Way to prove my point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 00:58:24 2010 No.5651416 >>5651407 >>Implying Britain's word doesn't matter. Because, in the face of HUNDREDS of other nations (including the United States), it really doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 00:59:24 2010 No.5651422 Who will die off first the Japanese or the whales?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 00:59:24 2010 No.5651426 >>5651407 >implying stuff about Britfagland Haha, oh wow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 01:00:24 2010 No.5651430 >>5651324 You are forgetting that whale fat essentially powers the entire moeblob industry. If it wasn't for whale fat the entire moeblob industry would die out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 01:01:24 2010 No.5651435 >>5651407 If Britain can be trusted with one thing, it's to not make a show of force. It's a wonder they haven't banned their own nukes yet.

Anonymous Wed Jul 14 01:03:24 2010 No.5651451

>>5651324
Whale oil is used to make the paints that go into traditional japanese sexy anime figurines. As of yet, there is no synthetic replacement for these whale oils that have the same performance metrics necessary to make sexy anime figurines. Think about it, what matters more some stupid whale or sexy anime figurines which you can actually own(unlike a whale).

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 01:07:24 2010 No.5651483 File: 9 KB, 192x271, 1231872587102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5651451 >implying I can't own a whale

>>	Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 Wed Jul 14 01:09:24 2010 No.5651489 >>5651451 That depends, can I own a whale?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 01:11:24 2010 No.5651504 >>5651451 I wonder if landwhales produce the same oils.

Anonymous Wed Jul 14 01:12:24 2010 No.5651517

>>5651324
>How would a Japanese parent describe the sound of a whale to his children if they have never or heard a whale in their life because they've all been hunted into extinction?

>implying there aren't people who don't know what a whale sounds like today

>implying it'll be any different in the future.

Anonymous Wed Jul 14 01:20:24 2010 No.5651576

>>The Japanese are slowly but steadily killing off every species of whale swimming within their territorial waters.

What? Are you some sort of Australian or homosexual? Do you even know the number of whale species and how they affect the ecosystem? Do you even know that they aren't doing anything illegal?

Your problem isn't with Japan. It's with PETA.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 01:20:24 2010 No.5651577 Japanese government funds a TV channel playing whale documentaries 24/7. not seeing a problem here

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 01:23:24 2010 No.5651601 >>5651333 FUCK YOU DORUFIN FUCK YOU WEERU

Anonymous Wed Jul 14 01:24:24 2010 No.5651612

>>5651576
He's just one among BILLIONS of people that think they know jack shit about science/the environment/conservation just because they watched a few documentaries on the discovery channel

SAVE THE WHALES: BECAUSE SURELY THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT 'ALL' WHALES

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 02:30:24 2010 No.5652072 >>5651324 Take them on a trip to The United States of America.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 14 02:34:24 2010 No.5652101 >>5651330 Snakes hiss. You ever heard of a hiss?

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