/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm finding it very hard to survive. How do i relieve the crushing loneliness without having to interact with retards?

Stop being NEET/hikkikomori.

>>5642469
Here's what I do. Make an imaginary friend. Start to talk to her every day and consider her when making your decisions. On 4chan we call this a "waifu"

>>5642469

Talk to people on 4chan, see if you can befriend people who seem friendly and add them to an instant messenger program.

Not a NEET, but I'm going to be one soon.

I'm about to graduate with a useless degree (Biology) and have no car, no license, no job, no friends, no money, and no family to move back in with. Top that off with barely passing grades and you have a failure stew found exclusively in...

The Twilight Zone.

>>5642481
Instant messenger programs are disgusting. If anyone here plays Transformice, however, you can add me on there. Name: AnonChilly.

>>5642474

>>5642489
>calls IM programs disgusting
>plays a game that involves rats

and no, i dont play. i fucking googled.

If you go out and rape a little girl, you get to leech off the government once you're imprisoned.

>>5642484
biology's not that useless, I got one and I'm gettin my MD, pretty nice actually

>>5642552

Yeah but everyone wants to kill you after.

buy a water boiler for cup ramen, a mini fridge so you dont have to move to grab a cold beer, and empty bottles to piss in without getting up.

>>5642550
It's a really fun and relaxing multiplayer game. You should seriously try a few rounds. The people on it are kinda annoying, but, eh, so is most of the internet.

>>5642457

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>NEEThack

It is written in the Book of Kanako:

After the Creation, the cruel god Moloch rebelled
against the authority of Marduk the Creator.
Moloch stole from Marduk the most powerful of all
the artifacts of the gods, the Amulet of Yendor,
and he hid it in the dark cavities of Gehennom, the
Under World, where he now lurks, and bides his time.

Your goddess Kanako seeks to possess the Amulet, and with it
to gain deserved ascendance over the other gods.

You, a newly trained Shut-in, have been heralded
from birth as the instrument of Kanako. You are destined
to recover the Amulet for your deity, or die in the
attempt. Your hour of destiny has come. For the sake
of us all: Go bravely with Kanako!

>>5642589
are you trying to befriend me, rat?

I thought this thread will be about financial problem.

Then suddenly
>>5642469
>BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW RONERY ;_;

Fucking die fags.

Gradually change your diet and eating habits so you can live off of 2 meals a day. Saves money and you have extra time for playing eroge or whatever

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>>5642599
This made me smile but unless it has changes over vanilla Nethack, not fucking playing it.

1. Live on government welfare programs.
2. Suck dick for money
3. Starvation Diet
4. Steal and sell things.

>>5642636
that except number 2

Leech off your parents for as long as possible, kill your shame and attachment to the real world for the inevitable day you'll be forced out, so you can get welfare while doing nothing but sitting on your ass.

how do the japanese do it so much, what the heck its not fair

My mother seems to buy food for other people and herself but doesn't buy food for me. The pantry is filled with things for herself and people that might visit the house at any given time, like her parents or nephews/nieces. My mom seems like she has enough food to eat because every time I go out of my room into the kitchen, she's eating something. Today she complained that I'm spending too much money on food for myself. She's told me this several times before. So many times infact, that I feel guilty asking for food money. Usually after I wake up around noon, I wait until around 8PM before I feel too hungry and ask for money.

She can't see that she's the one spending too much money on food for people that don't even live here. I feel weak every day, I nearly pass out every time I try to do any serious physical activity, and I just feel as if something is wrong with my body. I'm hungry nearly all the time and I've been steadily losing weight over the past five years since I've become NEET. Just today I was called skinny as an insult. That's when I remembered that I was always chubby like the rest of my family. My mother tells me she could just slap me because of the amount of weight I've lost. I hate living like this. When I do eat, I feel dizzyness and my vision darkens. Last time my mother made a homemade dinner, I ate and then passed out on the couch soon after eating. I feel sickly and malnourished, but I can't ask my mom for more money because apparently I'm spending too much as it is. I wish she could see things from my point of view.

>>5642674
If you're serious, I've had a similar feeling, it happens when you lie down for too long. Eating healthy food and doing regular exercise helps, but that's a pain in the ass.

>>5642674

Call a motherfucking doctor. NOW.

Luckily I can survive with only eating 1 meal a day. And it doesn't even have to be a real meal. Anything just to just much on.

All the weird twitches in my body feel weird though, but it's well worth it.

I won't let weird pains deter me from taking it easy.

>>5642674
Did you get cursed by a gypsy by any chance?

>>5642710
you could eat one meal a day like that, but don't you get diarrhea? it sucks.

>>5642737
I only to go the bathroom like once every few days, and it's pretty normal. My body has adapted into nirvana.

How to make yourself feel less shitty:

Eat 3 proper meals
Exercise (run or jump rope)
Exercise your brain with puzzles and stuff like double-n-back.
Drink lots of water, take a vitamin supplement and fish oils.

If you spend 18 hours a day on the internet like I do, you can find an hour to do stuff like this if you can pull yourself out from a lazy state.

>>5642710
You're only fooling yourself. If you don't eat enough you will have problems later. An old neighbor of mine had to have his leg cut off due to malnourishment.

>>5642747
At the end its up to you man. I grew out of hikikomori living style since I was young and in school and doing pretty fine now. But of course all of the jp junk in my head remains so I can't just leave easily. It's tough to get out, at least it was for me.

I normally don't have trouble eating (I can never eat very hearty but I get regular nutrition), though last month my funds bled dry and I had to go hungry for three days and it was quite unraveling to my mental state for the duration.

I also have a bad heart condition so that brought me fairly close to death, though not through starvation, but merely hunger pangs.

As it is, I don't live with my parents as most NEETs, though they still support me from afar.

Im currently house-sitting for my house mates.

I live here rent-free because I do the dishes.
I have no state license or car registration = cant drive
No job
And my housemates are gone for 2 weeks
Ive got about 2-3 weeks worth of food
A lot of weed, salvia, and research chemicals
and about 500 gigs of anime and oldschool video games and music

Where do I begin?

>>5642820
salvia + moe anime = win

>>5642820
Getting out.

>>5642820

Reported for illegal activities.

>>5642835
There is no way you are getting out for 2 weeks, impossible.

>>5642838
Serious? Is that how it works?

>>5642755
>Eat 3 proper meals

If only I had that option.

>>5642835
>>5642838
>StonedAnonymous !rbcmTX8OA2
his post fits his name, at least

>>5642755
>Eat 3 proper meals
>take a vitamin supplement and fish oils.
Nigga you rich? How much would all that cost?

>>5642855

Acquire supplements with gubment monies, make meals with the food parents bring home. Even a small egg sandwich counts as a decent lunch.

>>5642863
You should feel lucky that your government offers welfare to its citizens. Mine doesn't

>>5642871

I had to pretend I was looking for a job to get the money, so I would have to go to this job centre place and shit my pants with anxiety, it's worth it in the end since you get quite a bit of money just for signing a piece of paper every other week.

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>>5642755
>Eat 3 proper meals
>Drink lots of water, take a vitamin supplement and fish oils.
;__; I will never eat a proper meal.

Man, I feel so bad for those of you who don't get to eat properly. I wish I could help you or something but I have no money and can't leave the house so that's not really possible. Good luck, Anonymous.

>>5642878
Are you in Europe? American here, I have a friend who's doing pretty much the same thing you're doing (although he did have a job before but got laid off)

>>5642907

Yeah, in England. Pretty much anyone can sign up for it and you're guaranteed at least 6 months of free money.

>>5642755
>fish oils
Fuck that, shit makes you taste fish every time you burp for the whole day.

>eat 3 proper meals
>nigga you rich
>I cannot do that

Oh goddamn. Oatmeal, Turkey Sandwich on wheat, Salmon packets etc. This isn't hard people.

Drink shit tons of water too.

>>5642930
Then don't bitch when you feel like shit all the time because you were given the proper advice here but chose not to because you were too much of a fucking pansy to take it.

>>5642931

It is when you live on less than $5 a day.

exercise makes you hungry, eating makes you sleepy, sleeping gives you energy to exercise, that's how it's supposed to kinda work.

I hate health nuts, especially the ones who tell me that if my piss is even a tiny bit yellow I should drink more water, these people have no common sense, I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to force myself to drink 20 cups of water a day, my body will naturally tell me when I'm thirsty and that's when I'll drink.

I love /jp/ and reading you guys sometimes interesting posts but threads like these.....

Come on Anonymous, how can you willingly sit there and let yourself go to shit? How can you sit there and bawwww about it when we're trying to offer up good advice and then spit on said advice because you're too lazy to follow through with even the simplest of things? Drinking lots of water is a great start to making yourself feel good. It's so simple and yet alI hear is, "I don't wanna get up/tear myself away from mah computer bawwwwwwwwww."

It's downright pathetic.

>>5642937
People know what the right thing to do is, I think you're taking it the wrong way. People just choose not to do it.

>>5642941
You live with your parents? Alone? Do something about it then.

>>5642958

I for one chose the path to self-destruction and don't care either way. Brb drinking my aftershave. I'm out of vodka.

>>5642960
>People know what the right thing to do is, I think you're taking it the wrong way. People just choose not to do it.

Which makes it worse. Like the other poster said, don't bitch about feeling like shit all the time when you know why you feel like shit and could change.

>>5642962

No it's not that. It's 3rd world country.

>>5642963
>I for one chose the path to self-destruction

Time to put down Chuck's Fight Club book Anonymous.

>>5642972

>implying I read books

>>5642967
Then you have a somewhat legitimate excuse then. For the rest of these Americans here they don't.

>>5642840

i think he meant getting out of the thread, or the boards maybe. /jp/'s never been kind to me, even tho im pretty friendly

>>5642674
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>5642972
I thought that the "choose" stuff was from Trainspotting?

>>5642974
>implying

Feels good too right?

>>5642964
Well yeah, it is worse. It's pretty fuckin bad actually.

If you're feeling stressed or anxious, 2 big cups of green tea a day will help make you feel more relaxed.

>>5642974
Oh, we didn't know you were illiterate.

Wait, what? Some people actually eat three meals a day? Even when I lived with my parents I never ate that much. The last time I ate more than one meal a day was during middle school.

It's not that I don't have enough money to eat (welfare), I'm just too fucking lazy to prepare proper food.

>>5642937
Yeah constantly gagging from the fish taste burps is just dandy. Taking fish oil pills is the lazy way to get Omega 3's, better off buying a few cans of tuna, vegetables and mayo.

Just until the end of the year. Just until the end of the year then I'm picking up all my shit and moving to fucking Iceland.

>>5642994
Buy decent omega-3 pills, they don't taste fishy.

>>5643001
Or just eat fish tacos off the street and you'll be better off.

>>5642991

Oh u so funneh XD

>>5642993
True NEETs love the taste of instant/microwavable food.

>>5643018

True, but it's absolute garbage that just makes you feel worse.

the msg from instant food kills your tastebuds and makes other food like vegetables taste bad.
points for anyone who knows source of this quote.

>>5643018
I recently made instant macaroni and cheese in the microwave. Velveeta and shells to be precise. I took it out of the microwave and noticed what looked like semen all around the shells. What is that stuff? I couldn't even eat more than two spoonfuls because my mind kept thinking about it and eventually I started gagging.

>>5642993
Put one of these babies near your computer.
Oh yeah.

>>5642458
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>>5643047
holy shit

>>5642993
Once in a while I'll have 4 things which I consider meals in a day. But then, I'm not a NEET.

I wish I could get my hands on the stuff that astronauts eat. Eating and preparing food is nothing but a burden and I don't see why it shouldn't be treated as such.

I'm more than willing to replace proper food with a bunch of pills.

>>5643047

Third world fag here. This makes me unbelievably jealous.

>>5643077

Don't be, only fat pieces of shit would own something like that.

>>5643083
Hot Diggity Dogger > You

>>5642674
You brought that situation upon yourself for being a retard and not doing anything about it; now you're complaining about it on /jp/. It's your fault for letting your body deteriorate from taking your mother's bullshit. You're starving yourself because your mom said you spend too much money on food even though you clearly know you don't? And now you feel guilty about something that isn't even true? Really?

>I feel weak every day, I nearly pass out every time I try to do any serious physical activity, and I just feel as if something is wrong with my body. I'm hungry nearly all the time and I've been steadily losing weight over the past five years since I've become NEET.
Yeah, well, that's what happens when you don't fucking EAT. You should have expected this.

>I can't ask my mom for more money because apparently I'm spending too much as it is. I wish she could see things from my point of view.
If she saw things from your point of view she would die from laughter because of how retarded it is. BAAAAAAWWW I DON'T WANNA EAT BECAUSE MY MOM SAID I SPEND TOO MUCH MONEY ON FOOD EVEN THOUGH I KNOW I DON'T!! I FEEL GUILTY OVER THINGS I DON'T DO BUT I'M GOING TO STARVE MYSELF ANYWAYS!! WHY CAN'T SHE SEE IT FROM MY POINT OF VIEW!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

There's no need for yelling and fighting. If we NEETs don't provide each other with sympathy compassion who else will?

>>5643047
My grandma has one of those

There's no need for yelling and fighting. If we NEETs don't provide each other with sympathy and compassion who else will?

I have a job and my own place and I pay to support my mother

Feels okay, kind of tiring

>>5643222
I think you might be in the wrong thread.

>>5643183
What do you suggest I do then? Everytime I complain, she tells me to get a job. I'd rather have a roof over my head with internet than food infront of me.

>>5642457
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>>5643232
Not that guy, but I can afford multivitamins and fish oil pills by doing online surveys.

>>5643074
>Eating and preparing food is nothing but a burden and I don't see why it shouldn't be treated as such.
Do you not have a favorite meal? Eating delicious food is one of the purest, most easily obtainable joys in life.
I doubt many on /jp/ enjoy the preparation process as well but some people do like that part too

>>5643077
What country are you from?

>>5643232
Eat the food she leaves for other people or keep complaining until she gives in. Did you tell her your body is malnourished and you're having health problems from not getting enough food? Then again, judging from what you said it seems like she wouldn't care.

>>5643232

>>5643269
>Eat the food she leaves for other people or keep complaining until she gives in.
This.

How strong is your will to live? You can't take it easy if you're dead

>>5643232
Have you thought about getting a job?

I just checked and apparently my family has the house regularly stocked up. We have almost 200kg of rice and ~300kg of noodles normally, as well as an industrial freezer only for meat. Feels secure, man.

>>5643284
>You can't take it easy if you're dead

I don't think you could take it any easier

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>>5643294
Egads! Not the J word.

>>5643269
>>5643284
There's mostly sweets and candies, some snack stuff and some low-fat/sugar-free things. I don't know how well they'll compare to actual real food nutrient-wise, but I guess anything is better than nothing.

>>5642457

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>>5643266
I lack the will and skills to prepare such foods.

>>5643266
Eating delicious food is awesome.

Cooking is a fucking torture. I would rather go hungry than cook for myself.

>>5643314
Eat those. And when you DO get the chance for food money, try buying a high quality (derived from food, not synthetics) multi-vitamin. Hopefully your body can recover.

Get a laptop, browse /jp/ while cooking, all of your problems are solved.

>>5643266
Cooking is hard, and every "coking for beginners" book I've read assumes that you have all sorts of shit ready and waiting in your kitchen and/or that you're cooking for five.

Potatoes, for example, are a massive fucking waste of money, because either I buy I big bag that mostly goes green because I can't eat many potatoes by myself, or I buy a small box that I can eat all of but costs four times the price of the bag.

>>5643344
If you're by yourself, you should be cooking for five and freezing that shit.

>>5643344
>every "coking for beginners" book I've read assumes that you have all sorts of shit ready and waiting in your kitchen and/or that you're cooking for five.
This is why I gave up.

Why are you guys reading books? There are tons of sites meant especially for lazy people without equipment who have no idea what the fuck they're doing.

>>5643353
That requires room in the freezer.

Make a couple of batches of soup that you can freeze. Stew works well for this as well.

You can get bags of lettuce here for about a dollar. Grilling some chicken and mixing it in the lettuce with some onion, capsicum and whatever else you like in salad is a relatively cheap and easy meal as well.

>>5643353
Seconded. I freeze shit so when I think 'Hey, let's have a curry!' I can just pop that shit out and have one in a pot in no time.

>>5643384
You should be able to find room if you're the only person using the freezer.

>>5642461
If you live anywhere civilised get a permanent psychiatric medical disability.

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=695893&x=easy+recipies

A thread of simple and cheap recipes courtesy of /ck/. Even if it says to feed 4 you can always just save the extra to eat for later. Also, some tips.

>>5643398
But I'm not. I live with several other people, and we all share a tiny little bottom-of-fridge freezer. I barely have enough room for my little stack of schnitzel I use for stir-fry (about the only thing I can cook).

>>5643430
>talking about soup
>add biscuits if you want
>soup
>biscuits

What the fuck?

>>5643460
???

>>5643484
Are they sweet? Soup and saltines is the standard in America.

>>5643460
Biscuits soak up the broth. It's very good.

>>5643520
Oh right, you Americans have this weird thing with calling scones "biscuits" for some reason. I can vaguely see scones with soup, but it's still a bit odd.

>>5643506
That's just too strange to even contemplate. Over here, the standard is toast with soup.

In America don't they call scone type things biscuits? Like some people eat biscuits and gravy?

saltine crackers and cream cheese

>>5642469
Interact with me dude!
Send me some mail if you are a roneryfag.
I sure as hell am in a need of good friends.
My email can be seen if you press mah naym.

it would ne nice talk on msn too with a fellow otaku.

>>5643551
It's a bit odd here too.

>>5643551
No, scones are called scones.

There is also something called biscuits, which are vaguely scone-like, but fluffier and more salty/buttery.

In America we call these things biscuits. Also what do cookies mean in your country?

>>5643638
Jam on biscuits is superior.

>>5643648
Yeah, I fucking margarine.

>>5643648
Yeah, I fucking hate margarine.

>>5643638
Here, biscuits mean what you would probably refer to as cookies, whereas the term "cookie" is reserved for large, usually soft biscuits. If it doesn't fill your palm at minimum, then it's probably not a cookie, it's just a biscuit.

>>5643678
I see, thanks for clearing that up for me.

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what does /jp/ do for drugs? Can't beat the sweet leaf, and by that, I mean cocaine.

>>5643722
Anything more than caffeine and chocolate is retarded. You pay a shit-ton of money for nothing.

>>5643722
The best drug is to make the majority of your existence so boring that the smallest speck of fun is magnified. Browsing /jp/ is a good start.

>>5643722
I've been thinking about trying hallucinogenics or something that will make me completely lose my mind.

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>>5643748
Best way to lose your mind is bashing your brains out.

>>5643722
I distill my own Absinthe. I still need to work out a few details but the for the most part it tastes great.

BTW... Came to mind.
Does anyone know a way that would take me to mai waifu.
Like how to get to coma pretty easily or smoke something weird...

>>5643764
If you were in a coma then how could we be the best of friends?

I might be able to survive on translation.
Assuming I can get my shit together enough to search for jobs and keep regular hours.

>>5642460

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>>5643764
Depends. If your waifu is in Gensokyo, you've got a few decades to wait until the next flower event. Then kill yourself.

>>5643767
I dunno....then we can't ><
then be by friend..damn.

maybe then i will just try the lucid dreaming thing to see mai waifu

I'm incredibly boring. I've even been told I have no personality. I can barely start a conversation, let alone keep one going. I'm not socially awkward or anything. Just don't have anything worth talking about. What do?

>>5643788

Join the army.

Come back with tons of cool stories.

>>5643788
Ask about the other person. Act interested. If possible, actually be interested.

>>5643788
I know the feeling. Just get friends who share the same interests. Maybe us in /jp/
Im allways open for friends since i has none.
But even if the conversation gets boring..be sure to tell the other one about it and he/she will understand.

There must be something that you like to talk about?!

>>5643790
You could cut out the wasting your life bit and pretend you were in the army by telling stories you read on the Internet.

>>5643806

Yeah, but if he runs into real-life vets, they're gonna kick his ass, and then throw him outside.

>>5643748
A large amount of Benedryl will do both. Just read up on it first so you don't hurt yourself, although to do any serious damage you'd need to eat something like 1/4 your weight in pills. I don't use it to trip anymore just because I started getting panic attacks while it affected me. I decided to take a break and I guess I never went back to it. Now I only use it to help me fall asleep (OTC sleeping pills and Benedryl are literally the same thing) and for my allergies from hell.

>>5643817
Sounds to me like he just gained something to talk about. Silver linings!

>>5643829

I don't think he'll be doing much talking after they finish beating him to within an inch of his life, but yeah.

I'm not much of a drug person, but I like Adderall. It gets me in a really happy productive mood and I usually end up creating good original content whenever I take it.

>>5643851
Sounds like that is only for people who have some kind of hyperactivity or something.
They should invent waifu drug..

>>5643861

There is. It's called LSD + Ecstasy.

Eat some LSD tabs, eat two e-pills or a small amount of crystallized MDMA, then sit back, fire up your Touhou music or VN music, open up some Waifu porn, and enjoy

>>5643861
It is, but it works on people who don't have ADD as well. It makes you more focused.

I like it because it actually give you motivation and makes you more productive, instead of just fucking you up. I think it's a very useful drug for NEETs.

>>5643876
I don't wan't drugs which i can get hooked on.
but thanks for the tip.
i'll keep it in mind

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DMT and hope to fuck your waifu shows up instead of that electric octopus thing.

>>5643887
LSD and ecstasy aren't physically addictive. They're both a lot safer to take than alcohol or cannabis.

>>5643894
hmmm...sounds interesting. For a roneryfag like me... that would be good, i guess.
how's the mental addiction?

>>5643806
This can always backfire on you, I have no respect for people who flat out lie like that. I knew a girl once that told a story about her uncle's dog bringing a dead rabbit in its jaws in the middle of the night to his house. Her uncle, noticing that it's one of the bunnies from neighbors hutch, started to panic. He washed off the corpse, cleaned it up and returned it back to the cage.

In the morning, as he was taking the dog for a walk he saw that the neighbors were horrified to discover that someone put a dead rabbit back to the hutch that they buried three days

Of course the whole story is a one big fat lie.

Do what Japanese "anons" do and switch to rice diet.
Buy a big sack of short-grain rice, a cheap cooker, and you can get 2000 calories a day for less than 4 bucks easy.

>>5643902
Please don't believe that LSD or ecstasy is safer than pot or alcohol.

>>5643911
so how's pot?
feels good man?

>>5643902
Never tried LSD myself, but I hear it's not really that strong, you're not going to trip balls on it. DMT, salvia, and mushrooms are probably better if you want to full-on hallucinate.

>>5643919
where i can get mah hands on mushrooms

>>5643911
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6474053.stm

>>5643919
You won't sleep for 10 hours or so. I didn't like it. Too much energy, mind went around and around in circles in a real frightening way.

Drugs are bit too serious business..maybe if i stay up for 60hours. maybe then i'll meet mah waifu

>>5643942
This is all well and good but a few if my friends used to drink and smoke all the time while doing pills occasionly. Acid completely fucked them for months. Delusions and shit everywhere. Yeah yeah, predisposition and all that but what differences does it make when you're fine one minute and a lunatic the next without warning?

how are NEETs/hikkis supposed to get drugs... no money and you cant go outside either

Or...maybe we should just be friends and talk about our waifus and meet..get high together..shit is cash

>>5643993
If you're really a hikki you probably wouldn't want to do drugs anyway. I'd imagine people who are actual hikikomoris would get dependant on drugs.

>>5642972
Hey, there are legitimate reasons to do so. Shit, most of our lives would be considered "self-destructive" by a lot of society. Also, as far as addictions go (seems like that anon was implying alcoholism) I always figured that it doesn't really matter much to a NEET, as long as you can afford to maintain it. It's not like being wasted all the time is keeping you from any other commitments or anything. Of course, your lifespan may diminish a bit, but how many of you REALLY want to live to be 90 or whatever?

>>5644006
This is correct. Especially with cannabis. Because it gives you a rich inner experience and can intensify the imagination. Most of us live very inner lives so it is incredibly easy to ecome psychologically dependant on these types of substances.

Grower here, ya'll faggots.

>>5644023
>>/b/

>>5644023

What strains are you raising? I'm not from the FBI, I swear. I'm just a little old dumbass from Long Island's south shore.

Your post is impressive,
I don't intend to live longer than 30 years,
damn

>>5644017

Just like fapping am I right?

>>5644031
Haha yeah. Who needs sex and social situations?

>>5644013
this i mean.. awesome

>>5644039
If you live long enough they may be able to finally make robots able to pass the Turing test.

>>5644017
>>5644006
>Most of us live very inner lives so it is incredibly easy to ecome psychologically dependant
I don't think that's how it works.

>>5644068
I'm almost certain it is. It is why a lot of schizoids smoke weed and it is well documented.

Probably won't apply to most anons, but for those that do you can save a lot of money if you stop buying figures/dakimakura/onaholes etc.

>>5642674
>>5643232
>>5643314
Are you still alive? Did you stand up to your mother or what?

>>5644097
Awesome, another thing for me to self-diagnose myelf with.

>>5650607

A great deal of /jp/ posters exhibit Schizoid personality disorder symptoms.

>>5650622
and autispergers

I can't give any lessons on how to survive; I'm drowning in debt. It's only a matter of time till I'm forced to get a job or come up with a more creative method. Clock is ticking away for me.

>>5643421
Shit doesn't work in America.

>>5650651
>I'm drowning in debt.
>It's only a matter of time till I'm forced to get a job or come up with a more creative method.
About that...

>>5650622
Hmm. Upon reading wiki more, I don't have this because I desire social relationships. Maybe I'll shed that desire in the future.

Way too many overlapping symptoms among disorders... I guess that's to be expected.

>>5650622
DSM

A. A pervasive pattern of detachment from social relationships and a restricted range of expression of emotions in interpersonal settings, beginning by early adulthood (age eighteen or older) and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by four (or more) of the following:

1. neither desires nor enjoys close relationships, including being part of a family
2. almost always chooses solitary activities
3. has little, if any, interest in having sexual experiences with another person
4. takes pleasure in few, if any, activities
5. lacks close friends or confidants other than first-degree relatives
6. appears indifferent to the praise or criticism of others
7. shows emotional coldness, detachment, or flattened affect

>>5650690
hahaha

>>5650662
Yes it does, I'm on Social Security for depression and anxiety.

>>5650817
I'd feel bad about getting on for those things because I've never had a panic attack. And honestly, I'd like to contribute to society in some way because I've been indoctrinated into feeling guilty about freeloading.

>>5650817
How hard was it to get on it? What did you have to do? I know nothing about the subject.

>>5650785
It's like they wrote about me ;_;

>>5650870
You need to have been treated for it before, ideally at least for a year or more. The actual process involves applying (online or by phone/mail) and eventually they'll make you go to a psychiatrist or two. The more doctors you've seen, the more likely you are to get approved. It took about six months or so for my claim to go through.

>>5651054
Do you actually have depression and anxiety right now?

>>5651089
Anxiety, yes. I don't think I really have depression, at least not anymore. I just don't feel anything at all, good or bad, and have no motivating to do anything with my life. I don't enjoy any of the hobbies that I have or anything, either. I honestly think I'm closer to schizoid personality disorder than depression. I've been on more pills than I can count and none of them have helped at all.

>>5643384
Look into vacuum seal(able) containers/bags, then you can just keep it in the fridge or if it's cold enough: outside in some a bin or something so animals don't get to it.

Depending on what you cook you it can keep for AGES (read: 6 + months) and or not even have to be refigerated/frozen.

>Computerised Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (CCBT) delivers cognitive behavioral techniques to a computer-user to increase successful coping strategies and improve mental wellbeing.
This wiki page is the best wiki page. Does anyone have experiences with these things?

>>5651133
How much do you get a month from SS?

>>5651223
$700. I live with my mother, so I have no bills or rent to pay. It's enough for me to be able to buy whatever I want, within reason. If I actually had to live on my own I'd get more.

>>5651263
Why do they give so much money to someone that lives with their mom? They know you have nothing useful to spend it on, right? Are you at least being forced to go to some sort of therapy that doesn't involve popping pills that do not work?

>>5651263
$700. FFS.
Think they'd let me use SS money to pay back a federal student loan? I feel huge potential to cheat the system here.

eat oatmeal and chicken only
live with your mother

>>5651271
Probably so I don't have to rely on her so much for food and such, I suppose. I had been going to a therapist weekly up until a month ago, when he went on vacation for all of June. I haven't started again yet, probably will next week.

>>5651263
$700? Goddamn! I'm kind of jealous. But I'm too sane/proud to take free handouts from government

>>5651133
Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't these classic symptoms of depression?

>>5642674
ît happens because you
don't get enough food

also if you pass out after a meal it means your body needed to regenerate badly
your body needs food to regenerate

>>5651291
how do i start the process for SS?

>>5651300
I threw my pride away a long time ago.
>>5651316
Maybe? I've been like this for years, so I don't even really know anymore.
>>5651322
Try applying online. http://www.ssa.gov/applyfordisability/

>>5642755
The hard part is gathering up the motivation for these things. Yes, exercise, boosted metabolism, proper diet will theoretically make you feel better, but... eh?

I became a NEET after moving somewhere for a job and then having the company almost shut down due to the US auto industry fail. I had a great setup going for me and then the rug got pulled out from under me and I couldn't find another job.

It took a couple years and I was really fortunate with unemployment but after enough standard-lowering and desperate job searching (done from home on the internet with a site similar to regionalhelpwanted.com, which was where I got my previous awesome job), I got a minimum wage job, which led to a decent job. And now I'm finally trying to make friends after having moved here two years ago and working out occasionally.

I feel so much better.

>>5651387
I don't think I'm going out on a limb when I say most depressed people here live with their parents. Summoning up the courage to ask family members for help will do wonders for motivation if you can get them to give a shit.

I realize this probably doesn't help you.

>>5651409
Yeah but the whole schizoid thing.. It is hard to let family get close.

Speaking of parents, the people who fund my apartment and studies seem to have a hard time understanding that I don't really care about their love, meaning that they get pissed whenever they come over and I get annoyed.
Sadly, I don't think that telling them that I only need their monetary support will work well.
Who would pay for someone who doesn't like you?

>>5651475
They're your family. You live with them. They're going to find out stuff about what you're doing regardless and it's definitely in your best interests to share with them when they can help you achieve your goals. You don't have to share your fucking fetishes.

>>5651490
They need to come over to make sure you aren't trashing the apartment they're paying for or wasting their investment (in you) or any number of other things. Just accept it.

>>5651507
I don't think you understand. It isn't about worrying about them finding out fetishes. Its hard to explain. It is extremely difficult to let anyone in and get involved in any way.

I was adopted so its probably issues stemming from this anyway.

>You don't have to share your fucking fetishes.

Why not?

They discovered by accident, but it's a good thing because they support and indulge

and I don't have to hide it anymore

>>5651573
I don't understand, but if you really think you have a problem and want to fix it, google is right there and can probably help you.

>>5651586
I'd love to do this, but I really don't want to tell my family some of the stuff I fap to. They already know I fap to loli and don't mind, that's enough.

>>5651537
Oh, by the way. I've been suspecting it for years, but I finally got confirmation that my mother was a prostitute.

>>5651687
What made you suspicious in the first place?

>>5651586
They are freaked out about it, but they are just trying to cope with it probably.

On a side note, you guys have some fucked up lives.

>CTRL+F True NEET
>No results

I'm proud of you guys.

>>5651801
You know it was just one troll spewing that shit with a few hangers-on right? The shittier side of /jp/ loves hanging on to shit.

>>5651617
I've been seeing a therapist for years. Since I was 14 on and off basically, but intensively for the last 4 years (23 now).

It sounds like running away and possibly it is, but I feel like making a break and attempting to establish life for myself, on my own. Where people don't know me and have a chance to get to know me, rather than expect me to behave in ways I have in the past.

When I am established, letting people back in would be far easier. I think it is the whole making a "break" from living like a child to becoming an adult, or whatever.

>>5651753
The fact that all women are whores to begin with.
But, less jokingly, the fact that I've always been told I was too young to know when I asked my older brothers about what my mother's job was in the past; that, combined with the shady background of my family on that side, led me to suspect this.
I doesn't bother me in the least, however, because I don't like that person anyway.

>>5651853
What sort of therapy? It must not be that useful if you can have 4 years of it with no results.

>>5651874
Anyway, this puts a whole new humorous spin on "your mother is a whore" for me.

>>5651928
Whores have kids too. I assume they'd be at a bit ofa disadvantage unless they got really lucky.

>>5651931
Well, the way things work is sometimes surprising.
Although my mother is a whore, my father is a millionaire who finances my studies overseas.
I don't think that I could have been born with more luck, actually.

>>5642674
Just eat the food that's there. What's she going to do besides be fat?

I need tips on how to cut my hair myself since I hate going out and paying for it.

>>5651966

>>5652022
Now, now, being jealous of someone whose mother is a whore isn't very correct, is it?

>>5651875
CBT I wasn't willing to work on anything for a long while. Last year I had a fairly traumatic experience and woke up to myself a bit and have been working harder at it. I'm not going to go into all the details but ultimately the need for independence is top priority now.

>>5652057
I'm jealous of you because your mom was apparently Tewi.

>>5652084
I'm glad that you've gotten serious. If only everyone on /jp/ could..

>>5642674
You're seriously malnourished. See a doctor and take vitamin pills and other food supplements.

>>5642674
Goddamn, /jp/. Thank you for always reminding me that someone in a similar situation has it far worse than me.

>>5642674
I'm going to create a goddamn charity to send you food, anon.
Would your mother notice if you ate food from what she buys for other people during the night?

>>5652226
I know people love sending money to people they feel they have a connection with, but seriously, there are better charities you should send money to that you can find with even a tiny bit of research.

>>5652253
Do you think I give a fuck about the common good? I've sent some to cambodian kids who stepped on land mines, I've sent some to a fuckload of places. In the end, it's just money, not caring.
Mass charities have a surprisingly dehumanizing effect on people who are in need.
Anyway, find a way to eat something, please.

On /lit/ we bought each other books. It was nice but people got greedy and ruined it for everyone.

>>5652352
What?
Did some fucker ask for an old edition of The Mask of Sanity or something?

>>5652352
If you're going to buy other people books then why not buy the book and use a scanner and convert it to a pdf?

>>5652310
It's not really surprising that they're dehumanizing.

>>5652378
Hehe, nah. It just got flooded with begging and became obnoxious and disrespectful. One guy bought a lot of booms each weekend, people were making threads asking where he was etc.

Hah, I'm an odd case and I guess I do cheat at life somewhat. I was just diagnosed with bipolar disorder, in retrospect it all makes sense now - I used to go into complete retreat every couple of months, alienating a good deal of the "friends" I had made during my hypomaniac episodes, almost failing school and subsequently failing two successive semester in university. Now I'm actually sort of grateful for my affliction, not only did the horrible experiences of my depressive episodes give me a new appreciation for life in general, it also showed me who my true friends are. But wait, there's even more benefits - the meds I take (Lamictal and Cipralex) moderate my depressive episodes to a point where they're no longer bothersome without affecting my hypomaniac episodes. And this is the cheating bit, hypomania is like a minor superpower - you need less sleep, are happy for no reason and extremely creative/productive. In those weeks and months my progress at singing, playing piano and writing music amplifies considerably, I'm beginning to believe that musicians like Beethoven and Schubert only achieved what they did because of their bipolar disorder.

>>5652404
There is plenty of that too. Someone compiled something like 10,000 ebooks on a server.

>how to survive in the world as a NEET/hikikomori
You don't. At least I'm not. I've decided to give up on the world instead.

I've been a NEET and kind of a shut-in for years now. It's the best path one can take in life, I'm sure of it. Don't be ashamed of your ways, but rather, take pride in it.

>>5652435
I would like for hypomania to be inducable by drugs in normal humans. Get working, science.

>>5652435
I lol'd.

>>5652472
No, it's not. You're horrible and will eventually be smacked down as you should be.

>>5642674
You're going to die because you don't want to trouble your family. I think it's a good way to go.

>>5652499
As if you could understand the greatest path in life, you lowlife.

>Working
>Don't give a fuck that its a dead end one, simply because i had been unemployed for 1.5 years beforehand
>making enough to help my cousin out on bills
>help raise my nieces like they are my daughters
>be a responsible taxpayer
>still depressed about everything
I must be really selfish or i just have really high standards

>>5652541
That's because working will always fuck you up. It slowly drains your energy like a poison. You should stop right now if you want to keep your sanity.

>>5652584
I'm gonna save up enough to move out on my own at least

>>5642955

I like the cut of your jib, friend.

I'll eventually get a job even though I'm below unsocial. I can't even look a person in the eye because I feel that I am a disgusting piece of shit. I talk to myself and when I'm outside, my eyes are on the constant move when I'm usually not looking down. I look like a total freak.

Somehow, I'll find a job, something that will tire the shit out of me, motivation will only be to continue my life as a relaxed unsocial person.

Did anyone say instant messenger program?

z_kiai@hotmail.com

laugh all you want

>>5652774
Thanks. It's tough working but it really feels good having a steady cash flow that you earned through hard work. If I won a few million I'd go NEET supreme but until I'm a rich asshole I'm going to be a semi-normalfag.

>>5652799
theoneeykre@hotmail.com hit me up on msn :)

>>5652799
eye'm NEET btw

>>5642955

This depends purely on how much physical activity you do. If you are involved with things such as firefighting, hiking, body building, or somesuch examples of exhaustive activity, you really should not wait for your body to *tell* you it's thirsty because by the time it does you'll already be dehydrated, weak, and weary

My brother is a firefighter and he almost faints on the job if he doesn't drink enough water before having to spend like 6 hours putting out a fire. It really is best to be preemptive with your water intake if your job requires a lot of physical activity

But then, this is /jp/ we're talking about, so this probably doesn't apply to you