/jp/ - Otaku Culture

you gay?

No one

>>5494836

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Hina... maybe because I haven't found a pic good enough.

>>5494842
he's just a big ol' pedo

Unzan

I love spiders, but her costume is just terrible.

Yuyucow

I'm drawing a blank here.

Wriggle.

because i hate bugs and whenever i think about it, i'm reminded of that dick with bees in it

Just imagine her stuffing suppositories up your butt with one hand and jerking you off with the other.

Well... the UFO cast except Nue. Oh god, Nue.

>>5494921
That sounds awesome

>>5494890
Now you will.

sauce on op artist/char... basically something i can bash into failbooru

Kaguya
she's so ugly and unsexy and pale

>>5494838

weird as it is, I can't fap to Eirin either, I dunno why.

And it's not a pedo thing, I love Meiling and Kanako and Yuugi, but Eirin? This penis is not responding.

>>5494918

>dick bees

Oh god, why do I get the feeling I'm about to soon see something that cannot be unseen.

>>5494918
Is this better?

>>5494932
Tasteless Commoner.

Ichirin. I don't like Nuns.

>>5494933
BEST IMAGE

>>5494943
centipedes?

in MY vagina?

>>5494949

I posted it just for you. <3

>>5494947

I'm pretty sure Kaguya smells too. She is in her room all day

the baka rangers. (rumia, mystia, wriggler, cirno, daiyousei).

>>5494966
Good. You shouldn't fap to children.

>>5494966

I actually had the best fap of my life to Cirno. I dunno how or why, as the pic (pic related) wasn't even particularly hot or porn-like.

I just thought about touching her legs and started fapping, not particularly hard or fast, either. It was all a lead up to a pretty "meh" fap session until I finished. For some reason, out of the blue, my dick got this amazing tingling sensation and it held there, on the edge of orgasm, for like a good solid half minute. When I came it was amazing, like the first time you ever fapped surprising and good.

I tried for months to recreate that and I've failed every time. Ultimate sadpanda.

you will think that I'm crazy but i can't fap to anyone

>>5495015
Don't fap for a week and then release. You'll probably get about the same amount of pleasure. Your testosterone seems to go up like crazy, though so you'll be a bit of a dick by the end.

>>5495028
I mostly fap to myself

>>5495047
pics?

I will never be able to fap to her

>>5495084
Likewise. She reminds me far too much of my grandmother.

>>5495084
>>5495090

Here. Zoom in on her delicious belly and tits and hips and thighs, and scroll so that her face is not visible, if you prefer.

gotta fap 'em all gotta fap 'em all

Not fapping for a week can be hard, unless you're at a friend's house, then it's easy mode. But, at your own house, with no one around, it's easy.

I can fap to anything.

the barefoot aki sister

>>5495090
how

I've fapped to every Touhou at least once.

Most of the time Reisen, because she is just drawn so well, normal, in a lot of doujins. I can't describe it but it just feels generic.

>>5495125

even giant catfish?

>>5495099
Hags dressing young is my fetish

Ugh

I am completely and irrevocably frightened of Flan.
I've seen pictures of her in sexually provocative poses and clothing, but I always avert my eyes because I don't want to have shivers sent up my spine.

Remilia satisfies my lolicon desires well enough, though.

>>5495144

see

>>5494926

If that's not a fap-worthy picture of Nue I dunno what is.

>>5495118
Strict but caring personality, matching hairstyle and dress.

>>5495132

Doesn't count. Show me porn of Giant Catfish fucking Meiling though and I'll fap to it.

>>5495148

Remi wants you to give in to the Flan. Give in. Give iiiiiiin.

>>5495084

I can't fap to anyone at Moriya shrine. One's an old hag, one's a loli, and the third is used goods.

>>5495167
Even the PC-98s?

Even the five magic stones?

Flandre
I love her too much to defile her

>>5495144
Once I dreamt about nakid nue chasing me in a medieval castle

I can't fap to most of them, not even the really hot ones like Meiling or Yukari. I prefer not to sexualize Touhou, but that's just me.

Anymore Eirin? :D?

>>5495224

Same here.

>>5495261
When are you going to go back to pooshlmer you shitposter.

>>5495224

Yukari isn't really my idea of sexy. She's like a librarian

>>5495287

Well ty for that.

>>5494838
>Touhou you can't fap to
>posts that pic
>claims to feel nothing

Yeah, hate to break it to you, but you're gay.

>>5494921
>Just imagine her stuffing suppositories up your butt with one hand and jerking you off with the other.

one time i fingered my ass while imagining eirin giving me a prostate exam

Wait...lustful fapping or just fapping in general? Because some characters I really like and fantasize actual romance...which initiates fapping, although it's not just straight fucking because they look good.

I can't fap to Yukari ever since I realized how much she resembles my sister.

>>5495419
Your sister is an overly manipulative and mischievous older woman?

Yukari is much too high class for me

>>5495431

I was referring more to aesthetics than personality. She even has a dress that could pass for a Yukari cosplay with the right hat...

>>5495431
Considering what Yukari could do, and what Yukari actually does, I'd say she's not very manipulative at all.

I can't fap to Yukari because I have no guarantee that she isn't watching me

Elis. Not gonna fap to a sparkling vampire.

>>5495486
That possibility only makes me harder.

>>5494943
AWESOME

PIG DISGUSTING SLUT

>>5494837

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Pointing out the obvious

>>5495443

Can I fuck your sister while she's wearing that dress?

All of them.

>>5495434
Isn't that Maribel in the pic?

It's Maribel and Yukari, nevermind.

>>5495589

If this wasn't /jp/, I'd be extremely offended.

>>5495624
>>5495626
Isn't Maribel a college student, though?

>>5495658

You probably loved Yukari and fucked your sister in the dress and then was repulsed afterwards.

>>5495682

From THE FUTURE!

>>5495690

>>5495695
WHERE BABIES CAN'T SMILE

>>5495261

Rinnosuke, Sanae, and Aya.
Rinnosuke, for obvious reasons.
Sanae and Aya because they're too slutty. I can imagine they'd be loose and unenjoyable.

Parsee because she is so sweet and sad.

I cannot fap to any of them.

I'd feel ashamed if I did. Like they would be disappointed and disgusted.

>>5495315
>Yeah, hate to break it to you, but you're gay.

Oh noes, I'm glad you're an expert on seeing the signs! I might have gone throughout my whole life being a phony straight guy! Thanks 4chan!

Mokou.
She's too ugly.

>>5496150
Oh no le didn't

>>5496159
It's the truth.

>>5496180
gb2 shitting on the floor no one asked you

I have never once found myself fapping to touhous. Not saying it's impossible with some, just don't fap to single images and haven't seen any doujins or image sets hot enough to fap to and won't go out of my way for them.

But yeah, though I could see fapping to Meiling, I can't imagine fapping to childlike figures.

>>5496150
She's a tomboy and tomboys tend to not doll up and look nice. But if she did, then you'd get this.

>>5496206
That is horrifying.

>>5496197
picky, picky, picky

>>5496206
It's like a japanese horror film.

Real girly Mokou.

Okay, Mokou is not one doll up and look pretty, but the Inaba manga did show that she still is still a girl at heart. After all, she was just as concerned about her figure as Kaguya was when they gained a few extra pounds after lazying about in the winter.

>>5496308
I will stick with my boots and pants Mokou, thanks.

>>5496334
why don't you just lust after a man then? It's the same thing anyway.

>>5496334
Why don't you just admit you're gay and be done with it?

>>5496367
If you dress like a little girl it's not gonna be the same thing as you being a little girl. Neither does it make Mokou a man.

>>5496396
Oh wow, now I'm gay. Ok.

>>5496396

You're a fucking retard. Jump off a bridge

>wouldn't fap to Mokou

Fucking secondaries.

I just can't do it.

>>5496245
I just have standards, that's all.

>>5496397
>If you dress like a little girl it's not gonna be the same thing as you being a little girl.
Wrong

I'm sorry, but I refuse to do women. I prefer the hard abs of a man, the firm pistoning of his of penis in my beautiful butt that I have spent months chiseling. I wanted the perfect orgasm, and he gave it to me. Women can't do that for us, guys. We men need to rely on each other. You can cry on my shoulder, it's ok.

>>5496446
So you're a Mokou fan then?

>>5496446
Yes, I'm with you my friend.

>>5496446
That's pretty gay.

>>5496446
You should write homoerotic literature, it seems you have a talent for it.

>>5496446

>>5496427
Don't come with that bullshit. I already dressed like a little girl and it didn't work. ;_;　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　

>>5496596
You must have done it wrong then; it worked for me.

>>5496632
Likewise.

I don't really fap to touhos, but I think Satori to be the less fappable, you know, deformed hands and all

>>5496965
like a bag of sand... <3

Meiling
Patchy
Suika
anyone else that I dont like

Also Reisen and Koakuma

>>5496965
don't forget the exposed organs

>>5496965

are you blind?

retard

Koakuma - I barely see her
Nitori - because of a dream I had ;_;
Eirin - old
Yukari - old
Yuka - I feel dominated. I don't like being dominated
Wriggle - too shota
Byakuren - I dunno. No reason really
Meiling - she reminds me of Mao's bald spot. roflMAO

...wow that's a lot of Touhou

>>5496965
Dat ZUN art

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Really, same as OP here.

Eirin is the only one I dislike, her color scheme makes my eyes hurt. It's terrible design.