/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I have a few select friends, but I don't socialize well because of my crippling paranoia.

Looks like somebody hasn't heard of the friend circle.

Yeah I don't have friends, deal w/ it. Don't try to befriend me, silly boys~

I have a hard time looking at people in the eye and I stammer sometimes. I have a few friends but to be frank, being around other people tires me out.

Sometimes I befriend people just so I can cut them from my life.

TL's note: gay means homo

I don't like people.

i have friends, but not the type of people i would like to hang out with, better be alone than badly surrounded

Most adults don't really have friends. That's more of a high school / college thing.

But I do have one friend. That's all I need.

I hate people who write every single word with a capital letter.

>>5473594

We understand other people all too well. That's why we prefer VNs.

You will never have a big gun which you took from your lord ;_;

I don't need friends, I don't like having to change the way I am just to please a select few people.

Not to mention, no nice people exist anymore, I'd just get backstabbed by my so called "friends."

Real people are so fake fictional characters feel more realistic.

>>5473594
Your point being?

Yeah, that's pretty accurate. I wouldn't call myself a hikki or anything, but it's definitely true that I have no friends, and that the only socialization I do is on 4chan and with two people on MSN.

Them warhammer 40k otakus have a hard life being on their own and playing a board game.

I don't like talking for long periods of time. I'd much rather say what I have to and then go back to being quiet. You can imagine how much fun I have/am at parties and dates.

>>5473721
This.

I have friends and I even get laid occasionally. Lern2 /b/tard.

Losing you're virginity is so easy, and it's the key to happiness. I was a sad loser with no friends before I lost my virginity.

Then I went and lost it, I became a professional gamer and an eroge maker. Now I'm living in a 2D world, with tons of friends. Really works, guys.

>>5474135
>Lern2 /b/tard

I'd rather not.

If you guys can't get pussy I'll tell you a secret. Go in the phonebook and find massage parlors. Then go on the internet and find out what they offer. Cross out the American ones- go for the Asian parlors. Look for these things:

*Table Shower
*Accu 'Pressire'
*Profiles that show the girls
*Shit like that

There is no such thing as accu"pressure". They give happu endingeru. Really. There will usually be an older woman at the desk- this is the mamasan. She'll ask you:

Have you ever been here before?

Answer: "Yes" or "No, but I've been to one _just like it_"

Those tell her you are safe. Tell her you want "Full service". Never say sex. Go get your table shower etc. Bring condoms. Usually you leave tips on the table- mamasan collects these. NOW GO GET SOME SEX!

>>5474193
then beat the elite4 151 times and talk to bill 500 times press select 666 times where mewtwo was standing and u will find mew

>>5474228

I'm dyin' over here.

About table showers:
No reputable message therapist will do this. These are all offered by the Asian sluts.

You'll find weird variations of names for real therapeutic massage techniques/styles. These are also whores.

This is what everything means:
Full Service - Vagoo (Note that this is 'Full Service' in the room. Saying 'Full Service' at the desk just lets her know you are game.)
Breast Release - Titty Fuck
Hand Release - Handy, Hand Job etc
Butt Release - Where you put it between her cheeks.
Thigh Release - Hump between her thighs
Foot Release - Hump her foot

You'll figure out the rest. Expect to pay about 60-80 for an hour for JUST THE MASSAGE. Everything else is negotiated in the back as "Tips" or "House Services" or "Extras/Options". Enjoy.

>>5474228
HOLY SHIT IT WORKED! Now how do I got Celebi?

>>5474266
don't post on /jp/ and go outside

>>5474274

Naw I'm just kidding. Stay at home and fap to furry/hentai/manga/Lola Bunny. You know that's all anyone here will do.